Phil

It was dark. That's the usual state of things. Dark, humid, moist, and a smell that could drive away hellhounds. There's only a few moment of reprieve. Wonderful reprieve, where a beam of light is introduced by a zipping sound. That is when I know I will serve my purpose. I must be important. There's many other things around me but usually I am the first one to be found. a claw finds me and lifts me out of the dark warm sac I reside in and I am placed where I belong. It's not much different up there, though. It's still warm, moist... darkness descends once again in a matter of moments, and the longer I stay there, the worse the smell gets. I am not unhappy. I am not upset. I serve my purpose. For the few hours I am doing what I was made for, I have a feeling of odd satisfaction. There's a slight breeze sometimes that grants me some change in environment, but mostly, this is where I become the wettest. Overall, I think I'm just a jock.

Unless your client doesn't want you spending the money because they "can't afford it" The mobs have spoken @Tate. Do it. Wait until I get to my First Aid stories at the Gym! He spent a lot of time here filming his movies (Billy Madison is film partly at my high school) and whenever he has a movie out in TIFF (Toronto International Film Festival) he comes. I assume he's affiliated with JCCs in the states so he seeks us out. He's come twice in the 4 years I've worked here. That will be a riot!! Amazing! If your cereal about it, I'll PM you some random questions!

Very true. We podcasters do love the sounds of our own voices. actually that’s false. I hate the sound of my voice. Sounds Like a penguin with diarrhea.

Still longer than the minimum of 5 minutes, bitch!! I find just talking about the standings and leaders is the perfect way to do these 3-pointers because I don't stray too far off topic and it takes about 10 minutes.

CONGRATS ALL!! @rjfryman The honour of Vasteras is in your hands! Don't let me down!! Also, when I recreate and if I end up qualifying for the VHLE, pick me!

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Sup? It's your man, P-Kni The Podcast Guy. P-Kni sounds like the plural of penis.

Rock Bottom #24 ft TATE Welcome to the Jungle!! I'm your host, Phil Knight. Today we: - ARE BACK AFTER A MONTH!!! - RIDICULOUSNESS IN THE STANDINGS!! - LEGENDARY @TateANSWERS MY MONTH-OLD QUESTIONS!! Enjoy this edition! KnightTime Podcast Questions Thread Songs: St. Elmo's Fire - John Parr This is a division of KnightTime Radio. Run Time: 55 minutes

Oh shit! Thanks! I totally forgot F - Gunnar Odinsson

We've have our first batch of games in Season 79, and definitely one of the players looking to make a big slide into stardom is Calgary Wrangler forward, and man chiseled from the side of a mountain, Phil the Rock Johnson. During the off-season, Johnson played in his 2 World Cup for Western Europe, picking up 11 point and 47 hits in the 10 games. Upon his return to Calgary, he was surprised to hear Calgary GM and man who's name is clearly not racist, @Ricer13, appoint him as one the alternate captains for the upcoming season. All this clearly motivated him into stepping into a bigger role for his team. In the second game of the season versus his old team, Seattle, he picked up a goal, an assist, 6 hits, and first star for his efforts. Johnson has his eyes on becoming an offensive force in the league and VHL analysts should watch for him. He may even snag the Funk Trophy this season.

Hopefully they either get back to you or someone more responsive reaches out. Rooting for you brother.

Right place, right time. Also, 2 seasons ago, I got disqualified for not answering quick enough and I say to myself "NEVER AgAIN!"

F - Nathan Perry G - Ra Ra Rasputin @Telkster

D - Tyler Walker F - Luke Thornton @Telksterback to you

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Ooooooo! First Overall! Big Pressure! D - Chris Hylands @Telkster you're up

Back in my day, the VHL was created. Back in my future kid's day, the VHL will still be around. Happy Birthday VHL.

Review: This was a great overview of your rookie campaign with the context of the team’s performance to boot. You kept the presentation flowing with gifs, stat lines/comparisons, even an informal table of contents. The layout could have been prettier but overall a lot of work and thought went into this spot. Nicely done @Vat:cheers:

Okay, so let me level with you all: Being a hitting force in the VHL ain’t easy. Much like any type of athlete, it’s not just what you do on the ice, that’s just the tip of the iceberg. The real work is off the ice. I workout 6 times a week, regardless of the amount of games I play. My alarm goes off at 4:30 no matter where I am. I get up, make my shake, and am at the gym before 5:30. I vary my workouts. Generally I don’t keep the same program for more than 8 weeks. I constantly challenge myself. Pus myself harder. I think I am doing the right thing the right way. I’m getting results on the ice now. So I will not deter from my routine.

Review: Wonderful edition. Nice and short, which was just as well because I only had a limited amount of time to listen this week! Listening Notes: - soooo you couldn't get the rights to The Scatman, eh? Well no shame for me: - It was a pretty good intro still though. - Nice! Gratz on the second shot! Let's make out now. - I only felt heavy-headed for a couple of hours, then I was back to normal. Didn't have any side effects for the first one. - I am pretty sure I'll get 0 predictions. I banked everything into Chicago's success and they fucking sucked (not really but didn't do as well) - Yes! big congrats to @bigAL! Will be great! - I'm almost 2 years back and I still really don't know what the fuck is going on. - Tonn had a great season for sure. - For Fuck's Sake @Victor!!! - @Ricer13deserves the GM Award for his work in Calgary (side note, wait... is it new that the left corner of the smiley twinkles???) - You predicted me for Dustin Funk? Lol, you idiot. Overall I did improve a lot, but not enough for the funk. Maybe next season? but I doubt it 10/10 @JardyB10

Fuck yes, @bigAL, Fuck yes.

1. Is Shit and Piss your Pants drafted yet? Do you want to be drafted back to Calgary for the nostalgia and the Phil? 2. I remember the Drive Casts, but what's your biggest pet peeve when you're on the road? 3. Fuck, marry, kill: @Kendrick @Victor @Beketov 4. Name Favourite TV series and discuss why. 5. Do you care about the VHL World Cup? How have your past players faired in the tournament? 6. Do you enjoy BBqing? If so, what are your favourite things to grill? @JardyB10

LA STEALS THE SHOW!! THEY CERTAINLY ARE THE STARS

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