VSN Doesn't Present: The S77 Jeffrey Pines Memeorial Draft Lottery Tournament Most Valuable Player Trophy

[rory 1,943]

welcome to the most coveted trophy presentation of the entire season, the jeffrey pines memeorial draft lottery tournament most valuable player trophy. as always, this is awarded to the most valuable player during the Jeffrey Pines Memeorial Draft Lottery tournament, as voted on the jeffrey pines memeorial draft lottery tournament commisioners. after a thrilling roller coaster of a season, the new dork americans have won their second ever jpmdlt. congrats to @Esso2264 and thank you for your hard work and dedication to the tournament. see you next year!

now without further ado, we will now present the legendary trophy

 

 

the finalists are: riley couture (dc i think)

alex letang (also dc haha team sucks)

thadius sales (nda)

 

and the winner, congratulations to...

 

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yeah thats right i'm doing this gag get fucked dorks

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JEFFREY PINES! Congratulations to the now 5 time champion

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

@Mr_Hatter hire me for vsn coward

[Esso2264 774]

im so good

[dlamb 1,328]

Can we at least get the votes to be shown in public? Don't want any collusion of sorts 

[rory 1,943]

2 minutes ago, dlamb said:

Can we at least get the votes to be shown in public? Don't want any collusion of sorts 

sure

 

votes:

jeffrey pines - 1 first place, 0 second place, 0 third place

 

there you go

[Zetterberg 863]

Rigged

[Dom 1,445]

2 hours ago, rory said:

@Mr_Hatter hire me for vsn coward

8 tpe for a burnout sounds like something rory would enjoy, hire this man!

[bigAL 2,176]

Fuck I thought I had a chance this year

[solas 1,952]

can't believe jeffrey pines won the fa cup! congrats rory!!

[Mr_Hatter 1,608]

Idk what you are talking about this is a VSN post. I'm claiming it for the purple scourge 

 

[mediocrepony 1,216]

this is quite possibly the most important trophy of the year and this man has won it five times in a row

 

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[mattyIceman 1,229]

Found a typo.

 

Its Penis, not Pines

[Ledge 1,131]

The only award he will ever win

 

Edited May 6, 2021 by Ledge_and_Dairy

[Bojovnik 487]

The trophy needs to be redesigned to have some trees on it.

[mattyIceman 1,229]

This is the only trophy in town where the winner doesn't have to be a nominee

[Garsh 1,195]

On 5/5/2021 at 2:52 PM, rory said:

sure

 

votes:

jeffrey pines - 1 first place, 0 second place, 0 third place

 

there you go

 

hi it's garsh, here's my suggestion for 2021

 

here's why voting sucks:
-secret ballot

-secret reasoning

-only one of the eligible voters voted and it really skewed the votes imo 

here's my fix:

-lots of active people now, so re-make the awards committee

-the bop(board of pines) should have a member write a summation of the debate or everyone write 1-2 sentences about why they voted for the person.

 

thanks!  

 

 

 

[rory 1,943]

2 minutes ago, Garsh said:

 

hi it's garsh, here's my suggestion for 2021

 

here's why voting sucks:
-secret ballot

-secret reasoning

-only one of the eligible voters voted and it really skewed the votes imo 

here's my fix:

-lots of active people now, so re-make the awards committee

-the bop(board of pines) should have a member write a summation of the debate or everyone write 1-2 sentences about why they voted for the person.

 

thanks!  

 

 

 

alright i like it, good post.

-the bop members are:

rory

-the reasoning is: jeffrey pines had so much leftover points from the last 4 seasons he was the clear choice

-100% voter turnout

 

-not remaking the awards committee, this was a perfect vote

-jeffrey pines had so much leftover points from the last 4 seasons he was the clear choice

 

your welcome dork

[Garsh 1,195]

6 minutes ago, rory said:

alright i like it, good post.

-the bop members are:

rory

-the reasoning is: jeffrey pines had so much leftover points from the last 4 seasons he was the clear choice

-100% voter turnout

 

-not remaking the awards committee, this was a perfect vote

-jeffrey pines had so much leftover points from the last 4 seasons he was the clear choice

 

your welcome dork

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