Banackock 7,974 Posted November 23, 2021 Share Posted November 23, 2021 Player Information Username: Banackock Player Name: Mikhail Kovalchuk Recruited From: Returning Age: 19 Position: D Height: 75 in. Weight: 199 lbs. Birthplace: Russia Player Page @VHLM GM FrostBeard, Ledge and AJW 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AJW 2,105 Posted November 23, 2021 Share Posted November 23, 2021 WELL HELLO THERE SIR BANA. The aces have an open d spot if you’d like to join the squad quote this saying #ajisthebestgm Banackock 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diacope 2 764 Posted November 23, 2021 Share Posted November 23, 2021 Hello bana. Do you want to play for Houston? We can give top 4 minutes quote this saying accept if so Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
youloser1337 1,089 Posted November 23, 2021 Share Posted November 23, 2021 Hey @Banackock. Would be cool if you joined us in Mexico City. #HAILTOTHEKINGS to join us! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrutalBoost 115 Posted November 24, 2021 Share Posted November 24, 2021 Howdy, howdy, @Banackock First off, welcome to VHL. I am a GM for Saskatoon Wild. We are a rebuilding team and currently looking to add players to our roster. I think you would be a perfect fit on our team. We have a bunch of openings on different lines and you would get a chance to experience playing with different lines mates. If you interested, all you have to do is either message me directly or quote this post with a comment “Go Wild” and I will add you to the team. Hope to hear from you soon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ledge 1,131 Posted November 24, 2021 Share Posted November 24, 2021 (edited) Hi Bana! We in Miami can offer you a top four spot, and we have lots of promising new players who you can help adjust to the league. We're not a super awesome team but we have some decent players and the playoffs are in sight Good luck with Mikhail! Oh yea make sure you quote this or ping me if you wanna accept Edited November 24, 2021 by Ledge Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
N0HBDY 1,108 Posted November 24, 2021 Share Posted November 24, 2021 Mississauga can put you 1st line w/special teams #releasethehounds if you’re interested Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daniel Janser 2,111 Posted November 24, 2021 Share Posted November 24, 2021 Hello @Banackock Welcome to the VHL. I’m Daniel Janser the AGM of the Mississauga Hounds and @N0HBDY is our GM, and we are very excited to have you join the league and would like to invite you to join the Mississauga Hounds. We have many veterans apart of our team that would be glad to help you learn the ropes of the VHL. If you have not already joined the VHL discord or the official locker room for your new team, I implore you to please join them. By joining any discord affiliated with the VHL it makes it much easier for us GM’s to reach out to you and talk to you about job openings, tpe opportunities, and reminders to update. We have an exciting season ahead of us and we are certainly looking forward to it! Reply to this message with #ReleasetheHounds if you accept our invitation to join the Mississauga Hounds! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UnknownMinion 727 Posted November 24, 2021 Share Posted November 24, 2021 (edited) Hello bana jump on the boat we can give top six minutes just quote and reply boat gang minion 21st gm Edited November 24, 2021 by Minion Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator Ricer13 2,774 Posted November 24, 2021 Moderator Share Posted November 24, 2021 Man, a lot of these pitches are weak. v.2, Vat and Banackock 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrutalBoost 115 Posted November 24, 2021 Share Posted November 24, 2021 4 minutes ago, Ricer13 said: Man, a lot of these pitches are weak. Thanks. I tried my best Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator Ricer13 2,774 Posted November 24, 2021 Moderator Share Posted November 24, 2021 1 hour ago, BrutalBoost said: Thanks. I tried my best You welcomed Bana to the VHL…. Ledge and Banackock 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrutalBoost 115 Posted November 24, 2021 Share Posted November 24, 2021 8 minutes ago, Ricer13 said: You welcomed Bana to the VHL…. Lol, just noticed that. It was a copy pasta. I think at that point I was just throwing everyone that same message over and over and over before I changed up the message Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator Ricer13 2,774 Posted November 24, 2021 Moderator Share Posted November 24, 2021 1 minute ago, BrutalBoost said: Lol, just noticed that. It was a copy pasta. I think at that point I was just throwing everyone that same message over and over and over before I changed up the message Yeah I am not trying to be rude. We also have a lot of new people joining so I would imagine it’s quite frantic. Pitches even 5 + seasons ago used to have a lot more creativity and context to them. It sucks to see it getting away from that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrutalBoost 115 Posted November 24, 2021 Share Posted November 24, 2021 4 minutes ago, Ricer13 said: Yeah I am not trying to be rude. We also have a lot of new people joining so I would imagine it’s quite frantic. Pitches even 5 + seasons ago used to have a lot more creativity and context to them. It sucks to see it getting away from that! I don't think you being rude. I mean you are right. That is one thing I am not good. That's why I was also trying to joke around with you. But I did chat with him a bit more via direct messages Ricer13 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Banackock 7,974 Posted November 24, 2021 Author Share Posted November 24, 2021 1 hour ago, Ricer13 said: Man, a lot of these pitches are weak. I thought the same thing. Tough to make a decision and easily the most passionate GM/team to pitch me is also one of the weaker teams. I almost went with them just to reward their pitch because they were 10/10. I had a few other behind the scenes convo's that boosted some others, but the rest wouldn't have cracked 5/10 I choose the team I chose mostly because: 1. Stats 2. I want to defeat @16z Their pitch was probably one of the worst. Ricer13, N0HBDY and rory 1 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Banackock 7,974 Posted November 24, 2021 Author Share Posted November 24, 2021 With that being said, thanks for the fun and hard choices. Never easy for me. Also, @rory what's up, partner? @youloser1337 GG on the pitch. 10/10. Easily the best one. You will do good. youloser1337 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rory 1,876 Posted November 24, 2021 Share Posted November 24, 2021 1 minute ago, Banackock said: Also, @rory what's up, partner? You're a highly notable recreate that was expecting the jazzy pitches that new members get? Teams told you what you'd get homie, you know how to evaluate a roster's strength and don't need them to tell you lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Banackock 7,974 Posted November 24, 2021 Author Share Posted November 24, 2021 (edited) 3 minutes ago, rory said: You're a highly notable recreate that was expecting the jazzy pitches that new members get? Teams told you what you'd get homie, you know how to evaluate a roster's strength and don't need them to tell you lol I think all members should be treated the same, hombre. All members and players deserve the same attention and passion. I had some good convos etc and I appreciated those. Edited November 24, 2021 by Banackock Ricer13 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diacope 1,696 Posted November 24, 2021 Share Posted November 24, 2021 (edited) @Banackock, It's on slim jim Edited November 24, 2021 by 16z Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Banackock 7,974 Posted November 24, 2021 Author Share Posted November 24, 2021 Just now, 16z said: It's on slim jim diacope 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JardyB10 4,858 Posted November 24, 2021 Share Posted November 24, 2021 For what it's worth, I also would have phoned in your pitch. Mine would have went a little bit like this: Yo Bananadick! Join the Halifax 21st man! Our team is absolutely dope this season, we've got tons of new guys who could use your positivity and mentorship, and you're obviously a big asset to any team. The downside is that we do already have 6 defencemen, so balancing ice time with you will be tricky. Realistically, you should join Mexico, Miami, or Saskatoon, because they're running pretty short at the moment and you could obviously help them out. At the same time though, fuck those teams! #BOATGANG Banackock, Ricer13 and diacope 1 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Domino Archives 334 Posted November 25, 2021 Share Posted November 25, 2021 16 hours ago, Ricer13 said: Pitches even 5 + seasons ago used to have a lot more creativity and context to them. It sucks to see it getting away from that! I think I used to write them out when I worked in Minnesota. Not saying mine were creative. Why do you think they barely chose us? Ricer13 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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