Lenny 17 Posted September 25, 2014 Share Posted September 25, 2014 I cant really share this with anyone i know cause id lose my job but the ststrangest thing juat happebed to me and i have to let someone know, i work for a coffee company as a technician. My job is.bascially fixing coffee machines all day(thank god i dont need to spell right lol ) todAy i took a bunn 5 burner out of a deli andbrought it back to my shop to fix. This deli never pays so we doby plan on giving the machine back, This is the type of machine that has 2 burner plates on the back and 3 in the front. Soooooo i start taking off the back burner plates and start thinking this is much easier to unhook then usual. So i get the machine open with relative ease and low.and.behold roght in front of my eyes is around a eightball of coke, 4 packs of Newports a bag of pills that i assume is valium or oxy , a handgun, around 5 passports and a cellphone I took the newports pills and coke and reported the rest to the cops which they came roght away. This was seriously the craziesy shit ive ever seen at my job lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoop 3,255 Posted September 25, 2014 Share Posted September 25, 2014 Are you drunk? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenny 17 Posted September 25, 2014 Author Share Posted September 25, 2014 No but its insanly hard typing on a flip phobe gorlab and Squinty 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoop 3,255 Posted September 25, 2014 Share Posted September 25, 2014 Ah, I see. I've been there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenny 17 Posted September 25, 2014 Author Share Posted September 25, 2014 I shouldve took the dudes phobe too Oh and its defintley oxy im startin to feell gooooood gorlab and Squinty 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gorlab 4,321 Posted September 25, 2014 Share Posted September 25, 2014 Sniff the coke, take the pills, smoke the ports and use the cell phone to call a sex hotline. Squinty 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gorlab 4,321 Posted September 25, 2014 Share Posted September 25, 2014 Should have stolen the identities of those people too, imo. Squinty 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenny 17 Posted September 25, 2014 Author Share Posted September 25, 2014 Should have stolen the identities of those people too, imo. Im like 90% sure there illegals anyway Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gorlab 4,321 Posted September 25, 2014 Share Posted September 25, 2014 Did the cops take the coffee machine too, or did you finish fixing it and returned it as if nothing out of the ordinary happened? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenny 17 Posted September 25, 2014 Author Share Posted September 25, 2014 Im not sure im still not allowed back thete ye Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.sniffuM 1,741 Posted September 25, 2014 Share Posted September 25, 2014 ports are disgusting Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenny 17 Posted September 25, 2014 Author Share Posted September 25, 2014 ports are disgusting your not smoking newports because of the taste Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.sniffuM 1,741 Posted September 25, 2014 Share Posted September 25, 2014 they're also a tad expensive Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenny 17 Posted September 25, 2014 Author Share Posted September 25, 2014 they're also a tad expensive really!? There relatively thw cheapest herw in NY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.sniffuM 1,741 Posted September 25, 2014 Share Posted September 25, 2014 in NJ they're a bit more than Marlboros Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Molholt 2,183 Posted September 25, 2014 Share Posted September 25, 2014 wtf Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenny 17 Posted September 25, 2014 Author Share Posted September 25, 2014 in NJ they're a bit more than Marlboros i usually go to Jersey to get my boges and gas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank 4,780 Posted September 25, 2014 Share Posted September 25, 2014 At least you did the right thing and took the drugs. Doomsday 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AIM-11 134 Posted September 25, 2014 Share Posted September 25, 2014 Real smart. Take the drugs and with your fingerprints all over the machine. Humans deserve what's coming to them when us robots take over. Corco 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Higgins 3,617 Posted September 25, 2014 Share Posted September 25, 2014 Should just try and sell all the stuff you took for a quick pay day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Higgins 3,617 Posted September 25, 2014 Share Posted September 25, 2014 inb4 arrested for trafficking Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin Victor 10,550 Posted September 25, 2014 Admin Share Posted September 25, 2014 Lenny turning back the clock to S10 VHL. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doomsday 4,041 Posted September 25, 2014 Share Posted September 25, 2014 Real smart. Take the drugs and with your fingerprints all over the machine. Humans deserve what's coming to them when us robots take over. If his job is to fix it, of course his fingerprints are going to be all over it. It's a matter of whether or not the police have reason to suspect drugs were in there in to begin. Lenny 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenny 17 Posted September 25, 2014 Author Share Posted September 25, 2014 Hahaha just got back from questioning apparently the gun was loaded too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenny 17 Posted September 25, 2014 Author Share Posted September 25, 2014 Whomever told me to sell the stuff, its only around 200$ worth of profit so its not really worth it. Just gonna have some fun Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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