(S88) RW - BjorkaBjorn Bjornabjorkson, TPE: 80

[JardyB10 4,868]

Player Information

Username: JardyB10

Player Name: BjorkaBjorn Bjornabjorkson

Recruited From: Returning

Age: 25

Position: RW

Height: 66 in.

Weight: 170 lbs.

Birthplace: Sweden

Player Page

@VHLM GM

[AJW 2,192]

Most Swedish name there is @Shindigs

[JardyB10 4,868]

Shit, I totally meant to capitalize the second B in Bjornabjorkson. Is there a way to correct that? @Commissioner

Edited December 19, 2022 by JardyB10

[Pifferfish 595]

@JardyB10welcome back.

[Frank 5,253]

30 minutes ago, JardyB10 said:

Shit, I didn't mean to capitalize the second B in Bjorkabjorn. Is there a way to correct that? @Commissioner

All Bs should be capitalized. 

[JardyB10 4,868]

5 minutes ago, Frank said:

All Bs should be capitalized. 

I don't know if you listened to the podcast I made along with this re-creation but I wondered as much there too...

 

BjorkaBjorn BjornaBjorkson

 

Bjorkabjorn Bjornabjorkson

 

Okay I agree actually, and will edit that post accordingly.

[Daniel Janser 2,213]

3 hours ago, JardyB10 said:

I don't know if you listened to the podcast I made along with this re-creation but I wondered as much there too...

 

BjorkaBjorn BjornaBjorkson

 

Bjorkabjorn Bjornabjorkson

 

Okay I agree actually, and will edit that post accordingly.

Now make sure that in your Bio you mention that he is B(j)orn in Vasteras. That way you come from the same town as STZ's player (and make sure the two of you will never, ever get drafted by @Shindigs (I know he does not hold a post which positions him to draft anyone, but there is still time...))

Edited December 19, 2022 by Daniel Janser

[JardyB10 4,868]

7 hours ago, Daniel Janser said:

Now make sure that in your Bio you mention that he is B(j)orn in Vasteras.

No, he was very very specifically NOT B(j)orn in Vasteras, because fuck Vasteras (as the old saying goes).

 

He was B(j)orn in Gothenburg, ancient VHLM rivals of the Vasteras baby eagles. He and his family were absolutely choked that Gothenburg lost their team, despite being one of the more successful VHLM franchises (I think), and meanwhile they had to sit and watch Vasteras fail for a generation or two, lose the team, get a second chance, LOSE THE TEAM AGAIN, and now they get a THIRD CHANCE!? All the while Gothenburg barely gets mentioned.

 

No, BjorkaBjorn is coming to the VHLE with purpose. To establish himself as the best and most influential European player of all time, and to ensure Vasteras never wins another championship, and ultimately re-locate to Gothenburg.

[nurx 914]

jardy has a new player? interesting 

[STZ 5,387]

Sweden powerhouse team

[JardyB10 4,868]

2 hours ago, STZ said:

Sweden powerhouse team

For the World Juniors maybe. I won't be updating past 399 TPE though

[scoop 3,447]

On 12/19/2022 at 11:48 AM, JardyB10 said:

No, he was very very specifically NOT B(j)orn in Vasteras, because fuck Vasteras (as the old saying goes).

 

He was B(j)orn in Gothenburg, ancient VHLM rivals of the Vasteras baby eagles. He and his family were absolutely choked that Gothenburg lost their team, despite being one of the more successful VHLM franchises (I think), and meanwhile they had to sit and watch Vasteras fail for a generation or two, lose the team, get a second chance, LOSE THE TEAM AGAIN, and now they get a THIRD CHANCE!? All the while Gothenburg barely gets mentioned.

 

No, BjorkaBjorn is coming to the VHLE with purpose. To establish himself as the best and most influential European player of all time, and to ensure Vasteras never wins another championship, and ultimately re-locate to Gothenburg.

Oh I see why you are repping the Gothenburg Eagles in your inferior sig. Jacob Stone has nothing to do with the Toledo Scorpions but I'm leaving that there.

 

 

I did once have a failed player who came from a family of devout Madrid Thunder fans though, so I like what you're doing here.

[Ricer13 2,823]

Well then, that’s a mouthful

[Masu Chan 458]

Great name