VSN Presents: S89 VHLM ASG Skills Competition

[McLovin 466]

Graphic credit to @v.2 !

 

Hello and welcome to the VSN’s presentation of the S89 VHLM All Star Skills Competition held in The Bayou City, Houston, Texas! Tonight, the best of the best the VHLM has to offer will compete in 5 separate challenges. Fastest Skater, Passing, Puck Handling, Hardest Shot, and Save Streak. We’ve got some incredibly talented players taking part, so without further delay, let’s get into it!

 

Fastest Skater Challenge

 

The Fastest Skater Challenge involves players skating a full lap around the rink in the shortest amount of time as possible. Our competitors for this challenge are: YaBoi Oven @Doomsday, Mikko Borisyuk @Minebro, Walter Fitzroy Jr @Moon, Baby Moo Moo @Elvis, and Catia Goncalves @cLoWn. 

 

And the winner of the Fastest Skater Challenge is…

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Mikko Borisyuk, with a time of 9.11 seconds!

 

2nd: Walter Fitzroy Jr @ 9.32 seconds

3rd Baby Moo Moo @ 11.33 seconds

4th Catia Goncalves @ 11.35 seconds

5th YaBoi Oven @ 11.37 seconds

 

Passing Challenge

 

Next on our list, we have the Passing Challenge! This challenge will involve the player being positioned at center ice, attempting to get the puck into 6 different targets scattered all across the offensive zone. Players are only graded on their time, so they’re allowed to take as many passes as they need to hit their marks! The players competing for this challenge are: Oden Bell @WhiskyJack, Ontario Leblanc Jr @Psanchez55, Maxim Anisimov @McLovin, Miroslav @Zyrok, and Lim Jahey @Cuffy

 

With that said, the winner of the Passing Challenge is…

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Maxim Anisimov, with a time of 18.3 seconds!

 

2nd: Oden Bell @ 19.56 seconds

3rd: Miroslav @ 21.81 seconds

4th: Lim Jahey @ 22.3 seconds

5th: Ontario Leblanc Jr @ 28.16 seconds

 

Puck Handling Challenge

 

Up next on our list of challenges, we have the Puck Handling Challenge. This challenge requires the players to navigate through obstacles while maintaining control of the puck in the quickest time possible. Our players competing for best dangler are: Conference Prince-de-Galles @UnkemptCL4PTP, Carson Walker Jr @Cwalker, Xiver Zilla @jhatty8, Jorji Costova @Hybrid1486, and Tyler Swift @lilchrist

 

Without further ado, the winner of the Puck Handling Challenge is…

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Jorji Costova, with a time of 15.03 seconds!

 

2nd: Tyler Swift @ 15.14 seconds

3rd: Carson Walker Jr @ 19.53 seconds

4th: Xiver Zilla @ 20.34 seconds

5th: Conference Prince-de-Galles @ 21.49 seconds

 

Hardest Shot Challenge

 

Arguably the most anticipated challenge of the night, up next we have the Hardest Shot challenge. Each player is given three opportunities to hit the puck into the net with the highest speed possible. Fastest speed of the shot will win the challenge! The competitors for most lethal shot are: Dominik Kopecky @DustyMclaren, Severus Targaryen @Banackock, Sjin @Sjin, Axle Gunner @Steve, and Harry Callahan @dstevensonjr

 

Drumroll please! The winner of the Hardest Shot challenge is…

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Dominik Kopecky, with a shot of 99.5 MPH!

 

2nd: Sjin @ 95.2 MPH

3rd: Axle Gunner @ 94.6 MPH

4th: Harry Callahan @ 93.5 MPH

5th: Severus Targaryen @ 93.2 MPH

 

Save Streak Challenge

 

Up last, but certainly not least, we have the Save Streak Challenge! This challenge pits Goalies against Players from their opposite Conference in a test of endurance and skill. The Tendies will face six shots, in which if they allow a goal, they’re allowed to continue. After the seventh shot however, if a goal is allowed the streak will end. The Goalies competing for best brick wall are: Karl Herzlich @LastGoon007, Boolie Buchholz @Jacob buchholz, Devon Giguere @omniscius, and Clark @cl4rk

 

And the winner of the Save Streak Challenge is…

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Devon Giguere, with an astounding 24+ saves!

 

2nd: Karl Herzlich @ 15 saves

3rd: Boolie Buchholz @ 10 saves

4th: Clark @ 8 saves

 

Overall, an incredible showing by our VHLM All-Stars. Everybody involved should be proud of the work that they put in, and enjoy the pride of representing their teams and the league in this head on head of the best the M has to offer. That’ll do it for this presentation of the VSN’s coverage of the S89 VHLM All Star Skills Competition. I'm Marcus Svedberg, wishing you all a good night!

Edited July 20, 2023 by McLovin
Forgot to add graphic credit oops

[Will3 464]

Congratulations to all members of the Halifax 21st. 

[dstevensonjr 402]

Happy to be here representing the Ottawa Lynx! 

[vincentlg2007 498]

@DustyMclarenwith the hardest shot

[Doomsday 4,130]

11.37 seconds isn't bad at all for a 6'8, 250 lb oaf at all!

 

[Berocka 2,263]

Is this rng or is there a calculator for these events 

[Daniel Janser 2,170]

so the 570ft of a full lap were absolved in 9.11 seconds.

 

That is an average speed of 62.57ft/s or 19.08m/s (68.688 km/h (42.68mph)).

 

As a comparison: WR in short track skating is 500m in 39.505s = 12.66m/s or  45.564 km/h (28.312mph)

 

Considering that the short track athletes do it without any cumbersome protection gear and without a stick but with special skates designed for speed, this leads to the unambiguous conclusion that VHLM players are simply built differently.

 

(I love the event and do not mean to downplay it, I just wondered at the times and did some math)

[McLovin 466]

5 hours ago, Berocka said:

Is this rng or is there a calculator for these events 

It was calculated using a lot of math that I didn’t understand by our champion editor @Alex

[Alex 3,202]

5 hours ago, Berocka said:

Is this rng or is there a calculator for these events 

Here's the formulas used:
Fastest Skater: = (100 - SK rating)/2 * ((Random# between 1500 and 2000)/100)*2.5

Passing: = (100 - PA rating)/2 * ((Random# between 1500 and 2000)/100)*6

Puck Handling: = (100 - PH rating)/2 * ((Random# between 1500 and 2000)/100)*5

Hardest Shot: = (SC rating+ST rating) /1.2 * ((Random# between 90 and 103)/100) Note:(3 shots each)

Sv Streak: - random number, if > than SV%=goal

 

So while ratings due play a major role, there is a bit of RNG

Edited July 21, 2023 by Alex