Doomsday 4,036 Posted March 6 Share Posted March 6 Greetings, citizens of the Victory Hockey League! It is I, Jarl Doomsday, General Manager of the Stockholm Vikings of the VHLE and the newly appointed General Manager of Team Scandinavia. While today is as good as any other day to die gloriously in battle and join our fallen brethren in the halls of Valhalla, that is not what we are here to do today. Instead, I am here to announce the roster for Team Scandinavia, to recognize our finest warriors, our very best men, women, and reptiles. Scandinavia has a proud tradition of producing both hearty warriors and elite hockey players, and the players that make up our roster fall into both of these categories as the very best that our countries have to offer. Without further gala pageantry... the Season 92 edition of Team Scandinavia!! Our axe... Spoiler F Nicholas Kauppi @Tetricide Spoiler F FISTED ANALLY BY A CIRCUS MONKEY Analfist @STZ Spoiler F Viktor Jensen @Advantage Spoiler F Raimo Tuominen @SlapshotWrangler Spoiler F Jarmo Ruutu @jRuutu Spoiler F Halvar Torbjorn @Rayzor_7 Our shield... Spoiler D Velociraptor Greg @samx Spoiler D David Jokinen @Ahma Spoiler D Tord Yvel @Trazan Spoiler D Elias Lampi @Pifferfish Our indomitable will. Spoiler G Fuukka Rask @Jubis Spoiler G Karl Pedersen @JeffD Our warriors are assembled, the faith of our nations behind us. Now, we embark on the journey to the Season 92 World Cup, a long and arduous voyage by sea to a strange, foreign land called Portland, Oregon. No matter how difficult the trials of our journey may be, we are prepared to arrive stronger than we were when we left, more determined and focused to return from our quest with the plunder of gold around our necks. Be warned, those of weaker body and mind, for we are coming. So sayeth Jarl Doomsday. If you would like to join us on our journey and support Team Scandinavia or (foolishly) some other nation on Discord, you may do so here. Ahma, Advantage, jRuutu and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
STZ 5,280 Posted March 6 Share Posted March 6 This gave me a battle boner. Doomsday 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ahma 1,288 Posted March 6 Share Posted March 6 The fuck is team SCANDINAVIA v.2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ahma 1,288 Posted March 6 Share Posted March 6 With so many Finns on the team too. The disrespect is crazy it's TEAM NORDIC. N O R D I C. jRuutu 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ahma 1,288 Posted March 6 Share Posted March 6 Anyway, it's cool I made it to the team Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daniel Janser 1,981 Posted March 6 Share Posted March 6 8 minutes ago, Ahma said: With so many Finns on the team too. The disrespect is crazy it's TEAM NORDIC. N O R D I C. was just waiting for your hissy fit tbh Ahma 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ahma 1,288 Posted March 6 Share Posted March 6 Just now, Daniel Janser said: was just waiting for your hissy fit tbh im the only one who cares Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trazan 131 Posted March 6 Share Posted March 6 I never thought i'd die fighting side by side with an elf Finn Doomsday, STZ and Ahma 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jubis 1,282 Posted March 6 Share Posted March 6 Wow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jRuutu 2,303 Posted March 6 Share Posted March 6 The world was built by the Finns! #JusticeforFinland Ahma 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator Tetricide 567 Posted March 6 Moderator Share Posted March 6 SKOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doomsday 4,036 Posted March 6 Author Share Posted March 6 3 hours ago, Tetricide said: SKOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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