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[Scurvy 1,724]

The season has FINALLY started and even though my Vancouver Wolves are off to a slow start I am just excited to finally see box scores again.   The start of the season always has some fun stuff to do like VHLFL and Super Coach and even thought my fantasy draft took a bit, I am pretty stoked about my club.  I was in the middle of the lineup to draft but I was able to get some beauties in this order:

 

D- Callum Gary Yannick Janser @Daniel Janser

D-Bollos de Trueno @Thunder

F-Riley Martin @Smarch

F-Axle Gunner @Steve

G- Soju @Frank

F- Severus Targaryen @Banackock

 

Pretty excited to see these animals lead me to 6 TPE this season. 

 

 

 

VANCOUVER WOLVES UPDATE:

The Wolves always seem to start slow, and this season was no different. 3 straight losses before finally winning two-both wins shutouts.  A quick trade as well adding Elf Shoes @ELF_SH0ES and Matthew Highmore @NineIQ which will help immensely.  Scoring seems to be down for the offensively gifted club with only 22 goals on the season. 

 

There is some good news for the Wolves though.  The Great One- Wayne Gretzky @MubbleFubbles has been tearing it up with 11 points (6 goals) and line mate, Pierre Marc Bouchard @Gaikoku-hito is 10 points in 8 games. The Wolves need some depth scoring and for team captain, Logan Ninefingers to pick up his game a bit, but the season is still early. 

 

Team Stats:

Wayne Gretzky- 6g 5a 11 pts

PMB-  5g 5a 10pts

Riley Martin- 3g 7a 10 pts

Bollos de Trueno 1g 8a 9pts

 

 

TORONTO CRUSHING THE LEAGUE

When I was doing my predictions, I looked through the clubs I must have been snoozing cuz I didn’t look at Toronto very well.  In a city that is the epicenter of the hockey in the world this club has come out firing.  Led by their goalie, Dalkr Vidarsson @KaleebtheMighty who is 7-0-1 with a shutout. In his 7^th season now, Dalkr has over 200 career wins, 30 shutouts, and a Scotty Campbell and Aidan Shaw trophy to his name. 

 

Led in points by defenseman Andrew Skilton @ace_five_ with 3 goals and 13 assists they also have some meat eaters in Spanish Moon Moth @Renomitsu, Raimo Tuominen @SlapshotLegion, and an absolute killer in Toby Kadachi @ROOKIE745 who had over 400 hits last season in Chicago.   

 

BAZOOKA JOE SHAME POST

Now I recruited my friend @ScottyP and he is on his second player, defenseman Bazooka Joe.  He currently plays for the Philly Reapers in the VHLM and is having a decent season.  When he was drafted 10 overall in S98 by the Malmo Nighthawks I spoke with his new GM, @LucyXpher.   Now @LucyXpher wants to win and taking a pick like @ScottyP comes with risks.  A good TPE earner but inconsistent I made a promise to @LucyXpherto shame him for updates so here is my league post doing just that.  He came out decent to start the season but has not updated since March 9^th.  So today he gets a shoutout on here as well as personal text message that is too inappropriate to share.  So please Bazooka Joe, keep earning so that @Thunder and I can pummel your face when you get to Malmo

 

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[LucyXpher 1,996]

DOING THE LORD’S WORK!

[Thunder 1,300]

I’m sending a text to that trash too and it wont be pretty.  @ScottyP get your shit together.  You can let us down, but dont even think about letting @LucyXpher down.  Step up.  It’s what you do.  Bazooka Joe, not that chewed up piece of gum under your 5th grade desk.  Even though you were 17.