The Wise Words of Jardy

[Ramicus 147]

I have spoken to a great many people on this site. There are some with whom I have spoken many times, while others have been one time occasions. One person with whom I talk occasionally is ydraJ. He's a pretty cool guy. I will now share some words of wisdom given to me just for this little article.

 

“High school was easy, so I hope you're ready to be sad sometimes. College is wonderful, but it's not for everybody, and if you're not in Canada it sounds expensive as balls. You should do whatever makes you happy and try not to get stressed all the time. That said, if having lots of money is part of your life goal, you'll probably need a degree. And not some bullshit arts and crafts degree, unless that's something you're truly passionate about. No matter what you do, discipline is important. I love video games more than the next guy, but don't let them take over your life.” The expense depends on where you go. My chosen schools will likely be very cheap, but that's not the point. The rest of this is very important. Stay on topic, get a meaningful degree.

 

“When living away from your parents, don't eat out too much. You save a lot of money buying groceries and cooking. Try not to exclusively live off KD and ramen either, it's not too hard or expensive to pick up a thing of ground beef/pork, or some chicken boobies. Most pork products take less than an hour to cook up, have no prep time, and they're infinitely more delicious than Swanson dinner. And bitches love guys who can cook.” Other than the part about pork, since I don't eat that. And by chicken boobies, I presume Jardy means chicken breasts, which are delicious. But it's true, cooking is easy and girls like it.

 

“Also never stop improving yourself. If you drink a lot of pop, stop that shit. Pop is for putting in alcohol, and it's not really that good anyway. You'll get used to drinking water when you realize you can spend hundreds of dollars on that shit a year. And don't shirk on exercise. Go to the gym and get jacked. Start out easy, do a cycle of maybe taking 30 minutes to jog around the block, do a 5-10 minute ab circuit, or go just do a few basic workouts at the gym, like three sets of curls and bench press. Don't use that as an excuse to "treat yourself" with a bacon chocolate ice cream after. You might be thinking, 'That's all well and good, but I don't have weight issues. I'm 6'0 and 130 lbs.' Good, in that case you have a gift, and it will be even easier to turn into a sex machine. Start eating more if you have that build, but still not shitty food. You'll feel better physically and mentally, and eventually girls will want to fuck you, and then you'll feel even better.” All good advice. I don't need to say much because Jardy wrote 400 words. So, yeah. Good advice.

 

“Most importantly, as someone who is not yet 20, you're automatically kind of shitty at everything. This isn't your fault, you're just simply not old enough yet to realize how bad you are at life. Don't sweat it too much, because you're still a good person, but try not to forget that either.” I am a good person. Thank you for noticing.

[BOOM 8,435]

Screenshot taken for my wall of motivation.

[sterling 1,990]

Don't drink

[JardyB10 4,835]

Don't drink

Hey now, let's not get ahead of ourselves here...

[Munk 1,298]

Spoken like a true engineer who doesn't kno anyfing abt da werld

[eaglesfan036 4,585]

On 2/24/2015 at 1:58 PM, Munk said:

Spoken like a true engineer who doesn't kno anyfing abt da werld

rekt

[JardyB10 4,835]

4 hours ago, eaglesfan036 said:

rekt

 

YOU'RE (maybe) 20 AND YOU DON'T KNOW SHIT!

 

EXCEPT HOW TO NECRORAPE THREADS

[FacePuncher 1,343]

Rekt

[TheLastOlympian07 2,388]

some wise words indeed

[Baozi 1,638]

Rape Eggly plz.

[Victor 10,564]

I assume Ramicus interpreted this as needing to quit sim leagues.