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17. BERN ROYALS: BENJAMIN TUMACK

18. OTTAWA LYNX: ETHAN HENDERSON

19. MOSCOW RED WOLVES: BOBBY BOUCHER

20. MOSCOW RED WOLVES: LUCAS GALEANO

21. BRATISLAVA WATCHMEN: MICHAEL BURCH

22. OTTAWA LYNX: GEOFF REID

23. OSLO STORM: SUPER COCK

24. SASKATOON WILD: NEILS SKOVGAARD

 

"Did someone say Round 3 round-up?! Bern adds big, bad Benjamin Tumack, a human wrecking ball with a shot like lightning from Edmonton, home of the world famous Oil Kings and former hometown of former NHL d-man Theo Peckham! Ottawa picks up hotly tipped Ethan Henderson, a real-deal winger from Hamilton, Ontario, which gives him something in common with the legendary enforcer Marty McSorley! The Red Wolves add Bobby Boucher and Lucas Galeano, and let me tell you, woe betide the teams that have to face these hot prospects next season. Ottawa play it smart and pick up Geoff Reid, a mobile d-man from Germany, whilst Oslo add the brashly named Super Cock! What a ballsy guy! Saskatoon however go and hit another home run with the world class Neils Skovgaard, another Great Dane who's got it going on in a big way. What a stud pick!"

 

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25. BERN ROYALS: JON PANIK

26. OTTAWA LYNX: THOMAS ANDERSSON

27. MOSCOW RED WOLVES: LUCAS VILLA

28. BRAMPTON BLADES: ZACH VOSS

29. BRATISLAVA WATCHMEN: FILIP LUNDQVIST

30. YUKON RUSH: LARS SIKTANC

31. OSLO STORM: KANE HAMILTON

32. SASKATOON WILD: KENNY KEELY

 

"What a round! The Royals add yet another young superstar in the making in big Jonny Panik, rough and tough d-man from Toronto, or as I call it, the 6! Ottawa goes smart and grabs Super Swede Thomas Andersson a left winger who'll have no trouble leaving you behind! Moscow go continental and select scintillating Spaniard Lucas Villa, this kid's on a fast track to greatness! Brampton get a big body presence in young St. Louis blueliner Zach Voss, this kid can break your body with hits, break your face with punches and break the net with goals; the full package! Bratislava add hot young goalie in Filip Lundqvist, he's got the skills of the king as well as his name! Yukon pick up an elite scoring talent in Lars Siktanc, but let me tell you, you don't want to be on the end of a check from this tough as nails Czech! Oslo gets English winger Kane Hamilton  but the Wild steal the headlines again as they go bold and select Kenny Keely, a Bulgarian who's as green as Saskatoon wheat but has the tools to shine. Kabam!"

 

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33. BERN ROYALS: JAYDEN FASTH

34. OTTAWA LYNX: AIDAN ROZEL

35. MOSCOW RED WOLVES: PIERRE LUC-LEFRANCOIS
36. BRAMPTON BLADES: AZOR AHAI

37. BRATISLAVA WATCHMEN: MANHOLE SIEGFRIED

38. YUKON RUSH: BRANDON LAPHAM JR.

39. OSLO STORM: STUMPPELL AURINKOINEN

40. SASKATOON WILD: MATT GATSBY

 

"AND IT'S ALL OVER! Bern make one last bid to win it all by picking up nifty super Swede Jayden Fasth, young man honed his skills in Skelleftea with fellow country-mates Erixon and Runblad, all three of them studs! Ottawa pick up Aidan Rozel and let me tell you something, this kid's 100% blue chip, dynamic, big body presence! Moscow grabs Pierre Luc-Lefrancois, big ol' d-man from Quebec, also home to Tampa Bay stud Jonathan Drouin! Brampton acquire Azor Ahai, light footed Irishman who knows how to put a biscuit in the basket, Bratislava add another sublime Swede in Manhole Siegfried, Yukon get Philly born winger Brandon Lapham Jr. who's got sky scraping hockey IQ and a world class wrister to match, whilst Oslo pick up another fab Finn in Stumppell Aurinkoinen Jr. Saskatoon close us out with Mr Irrevelevant, or in this case, Mr Relevant! Matt Gatsby is a star in the making, what a steal! Hailing from Florence, Ontario, just down the road from Sarnia, where the great Steven Stamkos honed his craft! This is Pierre McGuire signing off!"

 

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In all seriousness, could I actually submit this as a media spot? Took quite a while to do so would be nice to get some TPE for it

Just copy and paste all your actual picks and analysts  

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