Doomsday 4,055 Posted September 5, 2015 Share Posted September 5, 2015 It is a glorious evening for Jack Kowalski. His beloved Vikings have won the Continental Cup and are having their victory parade down the streets of Stockholm. Fans are packed for blocks around the planned parade route. For any player of the Victory Hockey League, moments like these are why the game is played. Kowalski is reveling in the moment with Lord Karnage, another hard-nosed player like himself. However, unlike himself, Karnage seems distracted, bothered by something else. Kowalski takes time out from celebrating to ask him what's wrong. Karnage simply turns at him, looks coldly and matter-of-factly states, "Jack, none of this is real." In an instant, the euphoria has come to an end, for the parade is over and Kowalski finds himself in his bed, surrounded by darkness. It's 3:52 in the morning. "Damn, looks like I won't need the alarm again this morning," mutters Kowalski as he shuffles out of bed and onto the hardwood floors of his apartment... which didn't have hardwood previously. Startled, he leaps back, touching his polyester pajamas... which were most definitely fleece when he went to bed. Something weird is going on here. A dumbfounded Kowalski turns on the television, which illuminates the darkness in the room. It immediately begins blaring about the Riga Reign having completed a trade for a hard-hitting defenseman from the Toronto Legion. "Good," Kowalski thinks to himself. "They could use some toughness on defense." But it never occured to him that he was that defenseman. Kowalski turns off the television in a stunned silence, the room filling up with darkness, matching his current state of mind. "What in the hell is going on here?" CowboyinAmerica, Tagger, Will and 5 others 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Senior Admin Will 4,623 Posted September 5, 2015 Senior Admin Share Posted September 5, 2015 Good to see you again old friend Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank 4,841 Posted September 5, 2015 Share Posted September 5, 2015 Beaut. Put this man in the Riga LR asap... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kesler 1,514 Posted September 5, 2015 Share Posted September 5, 2015 Thanks for the reminder of how much I love your sig that boubabi made. Nice to see you back though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eaglesfan036 4,585 Posted September 5, 2015 Share Posted September 5, 2015 Riga got a steal if you stick around now :3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Molholt 2,183 Posted September 5, 2015 Share Posted September 5, 2015 I told everyone I was bringing him back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin Victor 10,610 Posted September 5, 2015 Admin Share Posted September 5, 2015 The voodoo side effects hit ya hard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doomsday 4,055 Posted September 5, 2015 Author Share Posted September 5, 2015 The voodoo side effects hit ya hard. Voodoo is a hell of a drug. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tagger 2,722 Posted September 5, 2015 Share Posted September 5, 2015 !!! YEAH! You're back! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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