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Second Annual Member Madness Selection Show
-Portland, OR
 
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Good evening all, and welcome to the second annual Member Madness Selection Show!  The time has come to unveil the bracket for this year’s Member Madness!  The inaugural showdown last year made for quite the league controversy, as both veterans and rookies alike took part in battles to determine the only thing that matters…  Who is the best in the most irrelevant voting process ever!  
 
Last year’s winner, JardyB10, narrowly squeezed out a win against the famed ‘Noah!!’.  Who will rise this year in the second coming of the tournament?  Drum roll please...
 
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1). frescoelmo vs. 16). tfong
8). 701's ghost vs. 9). Bushito
5). Smarch vs. 12). ssdd911
4). lightning25 vs. 13). Knight
6). Victor vs. 11). Boom
3). Kendrick vs. 14). Doomsday
7). Erection/Random vs. 10). Scotty
2). Cuffy vs. 15). Diamond_Ace
 
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Mmmmm….  Tasty.  A bracket full of old fucks with a sprinkle of noob mixed in.  Some of the highlights include a first round meeting between Bushito and 701’s ghost, Victor facing off against Boom, and the field against Scotty (basically).
 
Nemos - Noobs with a very recent “joined date”
1). Advantage vs. 16). Rogueginger
8). Kyle vs. 9). Boubabi
5). RunnyNose vs. 12). DevilsFire
4). AwfulHomesick vs. 13). CoachReilly
6). Crimsonhunter vs. 11). Toast
3). gregreg vs. 14). Beketov
7). Maxy/Romanes vs. 10). Edgar
2). Jamie vs. 15). Kincaid
 
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“Wait, this was only supposed to be new guys!” said some newb.  It was, but that wouldn’t be fun, would it!?  So the selection committee decided to add a few veterans in to see what comes of it.  A few big first-round bouts includes DevilsFire and RunnyNose, along with Jamie and Kincaid…  Which sounds like a pornstar if you put their names together.
 
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1). Sherrifflobo vs. 16). sterling
8). Corco/Turner vs. 9). Devise99
5). Squinty vs. 12). LVShark
4). Wastlund vs. 13). Green
6). Eaglesfan vs. 11). STZfan
3). Frank vs. 14). InstantRockstar
7). DaveyJonesLocker vs. 10). Flyersfan99.9
2). Seth vs. 15). +Minus
 
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The selection committee (kendrick) had the most fun with this bracket, putting some of the most ruthless assholes in the league up against one another in a battle for aryan supremacy.  Or something like that.  Personally, I’m interested to see if anyone actually lives long enough to make it out of this division.
 
 
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1). Rybak vs. 16). 8Ovechkin8
8). Jardyb10 vs. 9). StevenStamkos
5). fever95 vs. 12). Jericho
4). jeben23 vs. 13). Boragina
6). Mikey vs. 11). sball77
3). Noah!!! vs. 14). Teeko (James?!)
7). Aenir/Map4reak vs. 10). Kesler
2). Higginz vs. 15). Jackim
 
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Seriously, why does everyone have to have numbers after their name?  Isn’t it unique already?
 
The selection committee’s breakdown is linked below:
 
 
The Bracket is now uploaded and ready to go below:
 
 
The Play-In match ups will take place over the first few days, and the opening round will follow later during the week starting on 1/20/14.  Enjoy, and good luck!
 
-MGMT
Edited by frescoelmo

wait what how did I not make any of these  :S  I thought for sure I'd be in the Fuck it group with the random trades and goalie philosophy.

 

also sterling vs lobo 1st round some heavy hitters leaving early in these brackets

Edited by Mike
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Great. Last year vs Higgins, this year vs Victor. Save me STZ, Green and Sterling for the next 3 Member Madness shows OK?

 

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Blame the selection committee!!!! (random number generator)

wait what how did I not make any of these  :S  I thought for sure I'd be in the Fuck it group with the random trades and goalie philosophy.

 

also sterling vs lobo 1st round some heavy hitters leaving early in these brackets

I'm double listed so I will forfeit my "Fuck It" seed to you.  Good luck buddy

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I'm double listed so I will forfeit my "Fuck It" seed to you.  Good luck buddy

 

I will random number generate you out of this fucking tournament!

I am definitely on the horrible side of the bracket in my group. Only to reach the finals in my bracket I would need to get past people like Squinty, Devise, Sherriflobo and Sterling.

 

 

Predicting an early exit there :)

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