ColeMrtz 574 Posted January 10, 2020 Share Posted January 10, 2020 For a long time the VHL has been victim to a common misconception. Most members of the league have been led to believe that the acronym AGM stands for “Assistant General Manager”. After both studying AGMing at both the minor league level as well as at the pro level, being an AGM myself, I can say with 100% confidence that this is simply not the case. But if the ‘A’ doesn’t stand for Assistant, then what does it stand for? That’s right, it stand for Actual. Starting with my minor league research, we look at the Hounds Actual General Manager, @Berocka. Berocka for starters is the most active member of the Hounds discord, more than the believed GM @GustavMattias. He has a positive impact on all members of the team, beloved by rostered and alumni players alike. Gustav on the other hand, is a point of ridicule from all who come in contact with him, and even managed to inspire multiple revolutions against him. In an attempt to mask his clear shortcomings to the esteemed Berocka, he has levied claims of “racism” and “not being real” against him. These campaigns have had varying levels of success, but Berocka, being the Actual General Manager that he is always manages to take back to lockeroom. In fact, he’s even taken the channel that he does all the Actual General Manager work and made it appear that he’s doing the work for Gustav in order to quell his rantings, naming it “AGM Slave Work”. To further this research we come to my own role, as the Actual General Manager of the New York Americans. You can ask anyone of this fact, and they will tell you right away that I hold the team over @Esso2264. Specifically @HulkHogan and @Dil have been adamant about spreading this truth to the league. Even Esso himself has said that his AGM (Actual General Manager) does all the work, stating “all I know is I don’t GM and it’s my AGM”. Even roles generally thought to be handled by the GMs are carried out by the Actual General Manager, with myself doing lines more often than not (and successful lines mind you). I rest my case. What more proof is needed? Clearly AGMs are running their respective teams throughout the league while the GMs reap the credit. Actual General Managers will no longer be FISTED ANALLY BY A CIRCUS MONKEY by GMs, and will instead be given the true respect and recognition they deserve. Due to these undeniable truths, I propose that AGMs deserve their own color on discord. That is all. For legal purposes and so that I do not get fired this is all satire and jokes I’m legally bound to make these statements none of the people named in this article have done anything to implicate themselves I’m bullshitting a disclaimer to hit word count thank you very much. Oh and also I’m going to ping @ShawnGlade because he needs to let the boys know what’s good. 502 words Berocka, Gustav and Elmebeck 1 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColeMrtz 574 Posted January 10, 2020 Author Share Posted January 10, 2020 Uh this was supposed to be in media spots and I forgot to switch over before I posted what do Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dil 1,758 Posted January 10, 2020 Share Posted January 10, 2020 yes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esso2264 774 Posted January 10, 2020 Share Posted January 10, 2020 9 minutes ago, ColeMrtz said: “all I know is I don’t GM and it’s my AGM” i never said that, i said ''im too lazy to do my job'' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gustav 6,393 Posted January 10, 2020 Share Posted January 10, 2020 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColeMrtz 574 Posted January 10, 2020 Author Share Posted January 10, 2020 3 minutes ago, Esso2264 said: i never said that, i said ''im too lazy to do my job'' Im sorry dad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jubis 1,343 Posted January 10, 2020 Share Posted January 10, 2020 I now know the truth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zepheter 586 Posted January 10, 2020 Share Posted January 10, 2020 A = ass ColeMrtz and Berocka 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColeMrtz 574 Posted January 10, 2020 Author Share Posted January 10, 2020 33 minutes ago, zepheter said: A = ass Oh so we got a real funny guy eh? A real comedian up here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HenrikZoiderberg 469 Posted January 10, 2020 Share Posted January 10, 2020 In my case it stands for Absent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zepheter 586 Posted January 10, 2020 Share Posted January 10, 2020 13 minutes ago, ColeMrtz said: Oh so we got a real funny guy eh? A real comedian up here No I was the Ass Captain in Mexico City this season it definitely means Ass General Manager. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColeMrtz 574 Posted January 10, 2020 Author Share Posted January 10, 2020 26 minutes ago, zepheter said: No I was the Ass Captain in Mexico City this season it definitely means Ass General Manager. Oh of course my mistake, that makes way more sense zepheter 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berocka 2,263 Posted January 10, 2020 Share Posted January 10, 2020 3 hours ago, GustavMattias said: Honestly though what did he say that was incorrect? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShawnGlade 1,010 Posted January 10, 2020 Share Posted January 10, 2020 I need to let who know what now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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