Banackock 7,974 Posted October 26, 2020 Share Posted October 26, 2020 Last week, the Seattle Bears rolled out the news that they're looking to get into the restaurant business. With the news, came a few announcements of who would be part of management and 3 dishes that would be coming along with the opening of the world's newest franchise. If you missed that announcement, you can find it here: Click me to read stuff about the Bears Den OPENING! As the week went on, a few more changes came about the food franchise - bringing in a few more people into roles, changing one person up a tiny bit, and adding an additional 3 VHL styled items to the menu. This news comes just weeks ahead of the Seattle bears official Grand Opening, which will be coming on November 1, 2020. Without furthering delay, let's get to some Bears Den news! 1. Hulk Hogan @TXC -> Hulk Hogan will remain as one of the franchise's executives, however, he will be working in a dual role. We have also promoted him to Executive dishwasher, as well as the lead cook at the moment. The board caught on to his amazing pork chop video and couldn't pass up the opportunity to have this guy amongst the ranks to work his way up to beating Gordon Ramsay. 2. Gustav Mattias and Timothy Brown @GustavMattias @a_Ferk - An offer has been sent to each of these members to see if they wish to take on the role of EoHS and EoHSD. If you're wondering what that is, the role will initially be called Executive of Horny Security and Executive of Horny Security Deputy. It is subject to change, but they will be in charge of all forms of security - whether it be the websites, any franchise and making sure they hire the right people to keep our amazing customers safe from the Karen's. 3. DIL @Dil - Will be in charge of blueberries. 3 NEW MENU ITEMS ADDED! 1. The Bigtitty Bear Burrito fuck me this pic seemed smaller on GOOGZ This one comes straight from @BigTittySmitty. With his amazing forum name, how can someone not come about naming one of their foods after him? This bitch is loaded with anything and everything you could think of when it comes to a burrito and they even specialize in a pulled chicken version of this baby, HOWEVER, it comes with a warning label. This bad boy is sure to make your ass squirt and burp, so don't wander to far from the bathroom. Come to think of it, this describes BTS right down to the squirt and burp. Very fitting. Clap, clap, Bears Den. 2. Potatoes Mashed how french fries are made, kids Bears Den is kicking it up a notch. Screw mashed potatoes, why not Potatoes mashed? @Potato was the amazing boy behind this one. God bless Discord, which is where the franchise has gotten all their inspiration from in naming these foods. This beautiful plate of mashed pot's is served with the worlds best gravy. Potato has to make the hard trek up Mount OgoolaBeep, which is a 31KM hike to the peak where you can find these potatoes. Because of this, he gets 1.34% on every Potatoes Mashed sold. 3. THE VIPER The Viper @Viperxhawks19 is one of the best served steaks on the entire planet. The meat comes from the American Buffalo, which is currently listed as "Near Threatened". Not only are you getting a damn good cut from an amazing beast, but the shit is rare. NOT AT THE BEARS DEN. What's the catch? Like the Viper, this piece of meat is one bad boy that will leave you with a nasty bite. Cooked with some weird Indian hot pepper, seasoning and some intense fucking heat on the grill, this steak is going to have you also ordering milk which is good for business. Spoiler 639 words mattyIceman, Blazzer and diacope 2 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blazzer 759 Posted October 26, 2020 Share Posted October 26, 2020 Can I get the burrito and potatoes mashed to go? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gustav 6,322 Posted October 26, 2020 Share Posted October 26, 2020 8 minutes ago, Banackock said: 2. Gustav Mattias and Timothy Brown @GustavMattias @a_Ferk - An offer has been sent to each of these members to see if they wish to take on the role of EoHS and EoHSD. If you're wondering what that is, the role will initially be called Executive of Horny Security and Executive of Horny Security Deputy. 8 minutes ago, Banackock said: This bad boy is sure to make your ass squirt and burp Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hogan 1,406 Posted October 26, 2020 Share Posted October 26, 2020 Will prpare many pork chops Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattyIceman 1,170 Posted October 26, 2020 Share Posted October 26, 2020 @Hylands they're encroaching on Mexico tacos.. I smell a delicious lawsuit that will end very well in my stomach Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Viper 530 Posted October 26, 2020 Share Posted October 26, 2020 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diacope 2 764 Posted October 26, 2020 Share Posted October 26, 2020 I like how you include everyone in these media spots lol. Looking forward to being part of the security team, please do more of these Bear's Den articles 10/10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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