The Rock-A-Fella Skank

[Phil 5,119]

In true 90s fashion, the Rock was caught in the Marlins locker dancing to the Fatboy Slim classic

 

 

 

The members of the team who witnessed the event seem to have been traumatized by the events that took place that fatefully night:

 

@Tate tells VHL correspondents "It was... brutal. When the music slowed, he slowed. When the music jammed, he jammed. Just he massive body, overtaking everything in the locker room

@kentakira informed us that "I think my ears are bleeding.. I think my eyes are bleeding"

 

@Prout recounted "I just wanted to get changed in peace. I just wanted to go home."

@fromtheinside proclaimed "it was like a moving mountain. It was like a dancing dinosaur"

 

@Rayzor_7 couldn't speak. He just looked off at a spot on the wall no one saw, a glazed look of a fine layer of icing caked his eyes. 

@Strider just told us that he was glad that he was off sick that day and could imagine the terror of it all.

 

@DangerGoldingreported that he may have been responsible. The Rock had looked down so he had told him to cheer up and dance the dance of life. That's not the life he would have gone for though.

 

Overall, many of the team members seemed to have been stunned to silence. This Grooving Giant may be great at stunning his teammates, but will he manage to stun his opponents?

Oh, and one more thing, @BOOM™ could not stop laughing when reporters asked him about the incident, all he splutter out was: "and he was fucking naked!!"

 

 

Edited November 19, 2020 by Phil

[BOOM 8,745]

[Prout 373]

Hahaha this is great

[DangerGolding 222]

16 hours ago, Phil said:

Oh, and one more thing, @BOOM™ could not stop laughing when reporters asked him about the incident, all he splutter out was: "and he was fucking naked!!"