ROCK THE casBAhR

[Phil 5,119]

Well if you were wondering why Phil "The Rock" Johnson was only getting 4:15 minutes of ice time per game on average over the past week, we at VHL.com might have the reason for you.

 

It was a snowy winter's eve. The snowflakes were all doing their own interpretive waltz to the ground. Some ended their dance on the eyelashes of Phil the Rock. He brushed them away from his vision.

 

"Ah, got some seasonal sentiment, do you?", Kaberle asked. @fromtheinside

"Nah, he's problem just mad that he missed ALL his checks in practice," explained the one they call "Cowboy". @Prout

"Or the fact that he's just realized that he is the Abdominal Snowman people have been looking for" egged, on Frank @Rayzor_7

 

Johnson turned slowly towards them, his eyes frosted over, clearly deep in thought... or lack thereof.. okay maybe it wasn't that clear. "Let's just get to the fucking bar".

 

Where in the world were they that there's snow on the ground? Certainly not San Diego. In fact, they were preparing for an away stint against the Yukon Rush. It was 8:00 pm and -30C outside. 

 

"Yeah, I guess this Yeti just needs some raw alcohol" piped up Paul @Mr_Hatter

"You should all probably know where the line is," warned Red Lite @Tate

 

Johnson turned his attention to the snowy route in front of him and led the charge towards the bar. It was only a few 100 meters away. Soon he'd be sipping his tequila. Man did he need a drink.

 

The team arrived in the quaint wooden bar, abuzz with rowdiness. Duncan ( @OrbitingDeath ) and Gunnar ( @BOOM™) sat down immediately, ordered 4 shots each and began to arm wrestle. Kate Upton ( @OscarTheSwagDude) was immediately swarmed by all the locals. The rest of the team was staggering in when  Nero ( @TurnDaddy) who was laughing so hard at a joke by Maksim ( @Nepto) stumbled into the waitress bringing the shots to the arm wrestling match of Duncan and Gunnar. The waitress's tray flow in a perfect parabolic arc and landed directly atop of Johnson's head. 

 

That was it - the breaking point. Johnson clenched his fists, strained his neck until the veins in his temples popped out and produced a roar of such magnitude and ferocity that it was actually recorded on the Rchter scale.

 

 

Chaos and terror ensued.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

To be.... continued.

 

[BOOM 8,745]

As usual you are a creative mofo. Nicely done @Phil

[OrbitingDeath 3,183]

11 hours ago, BOOM™ said:

As usual you are a creative mofo. Nicely done @Phil

But who won? 

[BOOM 8,745]

23 minutes ago, OrbitingDeath said:

But who won? 

 

I couldn't handle your immense power. 

 

[OrbitingDeath 3,183]

1 hour ago, BOOM™ said:

 

I couldn't handle your immense power. 

 

 

Glad for you it was about my player, if you lost against me irl you should be ashamed

[BOOM 8,745]

Well we'll see on Jan 26 when I deliver your headphones.