Victor

Well if you guys signed in Stockholm I would have too and we could have been hated together. Your loss.

Come on Sandro, you can do it.

Omg 40 shots I love you guys @Smarch this was a goaltending battle for the ages. I don't understand why the sim loves Greg Clegane, ever since rebound control became public knowledge I'm literally doing nothing different. Wow. I spent 2-3 days in the off-season thinking who had the best chance of beating Calgary. Honestly, I still don't think it was Toronto. But we just did it. Fuck free agents! What terrible creatures.

I love this idea.

Hmm, both Davos and Yukon last won in S38 and have struggled since. Should keep both.

I'm sorry you thought you were bigger than Toronto.

If only Sandro was any good.

Jardy the CLEGANEBOWL has never been so close, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!

Ahhhhhh its happening! But the dreaded 3-1 lead

Boom! Fantasy Zone TPE!

LOUD NOISES

That many?

Time to be a vintage Aidan Shaw.

Clegane what the fuck, letting down the family. Kopralkov for #1.

Intense stuff here.

ROAR

So the Toronto Legion prepare to take on the Calgary Wranglers in the North American Conference finals. The Wranglers are resident evil in S51 VHL, having signed all of Unassisted, Tyson Kohler, Aleksi Koponen and Black Velvet in the off-season. But some might not warm much to the idea of Toronto going for a 4peat either. To the neutral, it may well be the VHL equivalent of Clinton vs Trump. But anyway, back at the start of the season, when my protest vote for Harambe was to sign not for Cologne but for the skeleton of Toronto's 3peat team, I was almost motivated to write an article for the mag about a similar scenario Calgary was involved in. It never came to fruition and I haven't earned any TPE since then until today. Back in S19 you see, Calgary also signed all of the league's best players in free agency. Well, maybe not quite, but having won the S18 championship with no defence, Calgary signed Matt Bailey and Ryley Dawson (and re-signed Alexander Sauve), in a move seen by many as the “Miami Heat” of the VHL. This was like 2010 so this was a relevant insult. The only other person to remember this will be @JardyB10 since we were on that Calgary team. As it happens, Calgary beat Toronto that season en route to a record 8-1-0 playoff run. Things should be different with this cheap rip-off version though.

Clegane needs to fight off some mad depreciation this off-season - 4 TPE please.

3-2

But why not contract Bern and keep Moscow and leave the VHL alone?

Yeah I thought you would, but Riga has definitely been revitalised since. I'm not even sure how fair it is to judge any franchise by recent championships since Helsinki and Toronto have won 5 of the last 6 so obviously a few teams have missed out on ending a drought, including Davos, Riga, and Quebec.

oy Also Russia does have Moscow. Unless I've slept through another VHLM contraction. As for Riga, I mean I don't know when you lost track of VHL happenings. I'd say two cups in S33 and S40 saved them from Vasteras (or indeed Seattle) recent status but like Davos, not much since that decade.

I mean, if you also delve into being somewhat relevant to hockey (i.e. probably only Moscow out of those four)

Amsterdam Absinthe sounds like a good one then.