jRuutu

That is the problem , my hands are also super fast. Quite hard to just sit down and draw something when my hands are so hard to control. 
 
With my size and speed , i will take your leg with me if you try to knee me 

2 games , 2 wins. 

Don't really see the picture here pls draw

Id assume half as fast

fast damn

Nice!
 
(psst , can i have a lottery number? 2-7-9) 

VHL Magazine - Edition 248
 
BONUS MOMENT OF THE WEEK
 

 
With Stockholm primed for a run at the Season 44 Continental Cup, Blake Campbell looks destined to star for the Vikings in net. No longer in the shadow of veteran goaltender Brick Wahl, Campbell who had a 19-1-1 record and a .930 save percentage in 23 games last season may be a Shaw Trophy candidate and possible Playoff MVP if the Vikings meet expectations this season.

Hi I'm new here, but a regular in the "SHL" 
Hope we are doing well i still have to find and check the standings

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Time for a new one.
 
Welcome to Kurri he joined us via FA!
 
Also, welcome to YEAH!, BigTittySmitty and Edgar who are our newest draftees!
 
YEAH! was undoubtedly the BPA at #1 with over 300 TPE! Over 140 TPE more than the next guy.  He will be an awesome addition going forward on our great young team.
 
BigTittySmitty has been great ever since his line issue got fixed in Bratislava.  He's a good guy based on my conversations with him and has been one of the most improved guys from the start of the season.  He'll be back in the VHLM but with over 100 TPE now, he will be up here soon!
 
Finally, Edgar is the best goalie in the league! He is our future stud netminder....but really he's a LR character
 
TC is here boys -> http://www.vhlforum.com/index.php?/topic/21351-s44-new-york-americans-tc/
 
Contracts will go up soon.

Content: 3/3 - Love the story, man. Good stuff here!!

Grammar: 2/2 - Not enough mistakes to deduct anything. Great work!
 
yelled: Jorma! somebody is trying to steal your sticks from your garage! - Should be quotation marks on the ends of what he yelled. This happens more than once in the article.
( "Jorma! Somebody is trying to steal your sticks from your garage!" )
 
ruin peoples lives - people's
 
it was just young boy - just a young boy
 
Ran to the garage and started to listen - He ran to the garage...
 
demanded that the little boys parents pay everything - little boy's parents.

Appearance: 1/1 - Good! Funny picture!

Overall: 6/6

Once upon a time, not so long ago there was a young hockey player from Finland who enjoyed spending his time outdoors. Mostly sitting behind his house and relaxing by the pool. Everything was fine, sun was shining but out of nowhere, young boy who lives next door to Jorma yelled: Jorma! somebody is trying to steal your sticks from your garage! 
 
Jorma got up and started running towards his garage. When he gets in front of his house and sees his garage, Jorma picks up a axe and slowly walks closer and closer. He can´t hear anything, it´s almost like nobody is in the garage.Then the little boy starts laughing loudly, he lied to Jorma. Nobody tried to steal his sticks. He did it for fun.  
 
Jorma was furious but managed to calm himself down and instructed the little boy to stop doing that. Lying is bad and it can really ruin peoples lives. Little boy looked like he understood the message and went back home. Five days later, Jorma was again relaxing at the pool. Enjoying glorious Ottawa summer when somebody yelled: Jorma , Jorma! Somebody is in your garage! 
 
Jorma once again got up, picked up his axe that he now keeps by his pool for protection. Ran to the garage and started to listen if he hears anything. Nothing, nobody was in the garage.  The silence ends all of a sudden when the little boy once again starts laughing. Jorma was noticeably angry but again managed to calm himself down. After all it was just young boy who tried to be funny. Jorma gave the little boy the same lesson but with more aggressive tone: stop lying you little shit.
 
The little boy went home crying but at least now Jorma was confident that this was the last time something like this happens.  No! The same thing happened one week later. Jorma was relaxing in the pool when the little boy screamed: Jorma!!! Somebody is stealing your stuff from the garage! 
 
Jorma did not believe the little boy and just kept on relaxing. One hour later he went to get something from his garage when he noticed that the door was open, the whole garage was empty. Somebody stole everything in the garage.The little boy was telling the truth but Jorma did not believe him because he was a liar. Jorma demanded that the little boys parents pay everything that the thieves stole from the garage but eventually Jorma had to accept his faith. Little boys parents did not have enough money to pay for all the stuff that was missing. 
 
 
Luckily the police managed to recover most of Jorma stuff on the next day.
 
Remember kids, the real lesson on this story is that lying is never good. It might get you in serious trouble if you keep on lying. 
 
 
 

Well, he doesn't care about the league that much he's a welfare player that's the reason why he even hit free agency. He's trying to get the most championships he can, which isn't a bad idea because that's the only way his player can be remembered. 

Go Lynx!
 

Hey guy's I made it!

Accept!

Looking forward to being a part of New York for the next 3 seasons!

Put an offer in for Kurri.  At the end of the day, he's a nice upgrade on De Rossi who seems to fully be gone from here now.
 
I think I will be moving to defense.  Just deciding if I want to wait a season or not.
 
Also have a PM I'll be sending out tomorrow night after the draft that will address the team this year.

Let me know if you ever need ideas for writing, I'm Bottas in the shl.

Will do.
 
Kurri wants to be here.  He's let me know before.
 
If I have room on the roster I'd like to fit him in.
 
Reencarnacion - Caprivi - Delicious
Ruutu - Kurri - Dupont
 
Jedtsson - Lunaro
???
 
Barnstormer
 
I also could still move to D and just have Kitras there.

I may trade the actives if I cannot compete, yes, as I always like to get them to a competitive team. 

I agree, for £12 Million as well, that's fair value. I just have no clue why United weren't prepared to pay that much for him when our current right back of choice is a converted right winger and we paid £30 Million for sicknote Luke Shaw

Clyne in!  Good signing IMO

Nice write up Ruutu!