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VHFL Alpha (S42 Playoffs)
 
Over fifty members participated in the first test of the VHFL, which in itself is a success. Here are the official results from the Victory Hockey Fantasy League Alpha for the Season 42 playoffs.
 
CHAMPION

Mr. Grumpy Bear (118)
7 TPE and VHFL Badge
Winning Roster
Conner Low (14)
Thomas O'Malley (27)
Jody 3 Moons (14)
Mason Richardson (22)
Nicolas Caprivi (19)
Brick Wahl (22)
 
RUNNER-UP
Mr. Power (107)
5 TPE
 
WIN 3 TPE
3. YEAH! (106)
3. RomanesEuntDomus (106)
3. Jamie (106)
3. Higgins (106)
3. boubabi (106)
3. Banackock (106)
9. Ninetyfourgoalie (100)
10. diamond_ace (98)
10. Cuffy (98)
 
WIN 2 TPE
12. gorlab (96)
12. Advantage (96)
14. jaladolar (94)
15. Jackim (92)
15. Boom (92)
17. Mr. Chevy (91)
18. Victor (90)
18. jRuutu (90)
20. flyersfan1493 (87)
21. Ahma (86)
22. JardyB10 (85)
23. Phil (82)
23. DollarAndADream (82)
25. Frank (81)
 
WIN 1 TPE
26. greg (80)
26. Green (80)
28. sterling (75)
28. Mr. Escabar (75)
28. Mike (75)
28. Edgar (75)
28. Draper (75)
33. muffins (74)
33. ArGarBarGar (74)
35. streetlight (72)
36. Flocka (71)
37. Velevra (70)
37. Munk (70)
39. Kendrick (69)
39. CowboyInAmerica (69)
41. Harumpf (68)
42. Ramicus (67)
43. Doomsday (65)
44. Tylar (63)
44. eaglesfan036 (63)
46. Lunaro (59)
47. STZ (52)
48. fever95 (50)
49. InstantRockstar (40)
50. Mr. Baller (39)
51. GoodLeftUndone (32)
 
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Congrats to the VHFL Alpha Champ, Mr. Grumpy Bear. Special thanks to boubabi (award) and streetlight (stats).
 
Leave any feedback in this thread, and get ready for VHFL Beta for Season 43 Regular Season. Good luck!

metric >>>> satan system

Yeah but more importantly how many pounds is that?

http://www.vhlforum.com/index.php?/topic/19197-s42-vhlm-achievement-tracker-points/#entry204682
 
Here's the Tracker payout, all in all a good showing team.
 
Good luck with the next season, I believe InstantRockstar will be the new GM here.

Enjoyed it furiously 

Duddy
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  Welcome temporarily in here btw!   Please enjoy our female appreciation thread while you wait for my instructions

Please link this thread in your players update page when claiming your TPE. If you find any errors feel free to PM me.    Pablo Escabar - 20 TPE Hans Wingate - 20 TPE Vogon Jeltz - 20 TPE Bronson Faux - 20 TPE Golden Jedtsson - 20 TPE Blake Campbell - 20 TPE E'Twaun Delicious - 20 TPE Severin von Karma - 20 TPE Coca Cola - 20 TPE Prince Gigga-Bijou - 20 TPE Theo Matsikas - 20 TPE Thomas Duddy - 19 TPE Francis York Morgan - 19 TPE Roland Rengel - 16 TPE Benjamin Zeptenbergs - 14 TPE Erik Hedman - 13 TPE Jorma Ruutu - 11 TPE MC Hammer - 8 TPE Souryuu Kaminogi - 6 TPE

Not ruutu - Yes Lynx

Content 3/3 Good
 
Grammar 2/2 Yup, just a few things
 
visiting some warm place and spend some time there - spending 
 
quite small change for players to get injured -  chance
 
Off-season is important part - is an important part 
 
run little bit - run a little bit 
 
Appearance 1/1 Looks great

After the long and hard season is over , the much anticipated time of the year is finally here. I´m of course talking about the summer holiday. Off-season is important part of hockey players life. It´s the time when you can totally forget hockey and just relax. Some players like to travel the world , while some players just stay closer to home with the family and have good time.  You can do lot´s of things during the off-season. Sit on the beach , watch tv or play some other sports. Golf is a popular game to play during the off-season.  Coaching staff likes it as well since there is quite small change for players to get injured seriously while playing.   You can´t just relax all summer long , you need to keep basic level of fitness up. Or at least start to do so before the actual training camp starts. Makes it easier to get back in shape for the new season. Small thing, but lost points early in the season usually cost you at the end. Missing the playoffs because you ate too much cake during the off-season is not a nice feeling.    We saw Ottawa Lynx player Jorma Ruutu in a community event here in Ottawa shortly after the season was officially over for them.  He was nice enough to answer few of our questions!   Hello Jorma! Disappointed to start the summer break already?   Ruutu:  Hello there! Well you know , playoffs are totally different world compared to regular season. We just didn´t have enough fuel in the tank to beat Gladiators. Close games but i guess they wanted it more, they deserved their place in the semi-finals.    What kind of event is this by the way?   Ruutu: Oh ,people here try to encourage everybody to exercise more and just enjoy sports in general.  We are going to run little bit today. All over Ottawa i guess. Not sure yet but i hope you got your running shoes with you?   I do actually , got any plans for off-season?   Ruutu: Nothing major. I´ve been thinking of visiting some warm place and spend some time there. Need to get a glorious tan before the training camp starts. Might visit my family and friends back in Finland too. Perfect time to visit Finland now , it´s summer there! Or should be.   Then after i´m done my travelling , i´m going to spend some time here in Ottawa and just relax. Play some golf , eat and rest well.      When is the training camp starting?   Ruutu: Not sure but too soon , as always.  I made some mistakes during last off-season back in Finland but i have learned from those. Need to start running well before the official training camp starts.  I should be ready to roll when the season starts and hopefully we manage to steal some points from the big teams that will help us later in the season. Start of the season is a perfect time to steal some points from the bigger teams,  they might not be on top of their game so early.    Thank you Jorma , have a fun summer holiday!     

Woah 56 .. that´s terrible.  I got cool 59 

This is updated through the end of the conference finals for anyone interested.

After the playoffs the BOGs tally them all up and post how much tpe u have earned. 

http://www.vhlforum.com/index.php?/topic/18867-easter-drive/page-3#entry202653
 
Results of the egg contest are there.
 
Is everyone done there achievement tracker?

I'd love to. Although I am going to be well over 200 before season starts. 

I was bored.
 
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1Xqsz-vkNmV_Kg-NXdFPMo8TIboeJFiL9otTiZ_NGQnM/edit?usp=sharing

In order to stay in the VHLM, you can't put more than 175 tpe into your attributes, as once you go past 175 tpe you bank your tpe. In order to stay down in the VHLM, you can't have more than 200 tpe before the season starts. However, once the seasons begins you can go past 200 tpe, you just have to keep banking your tpe.

Jesus dude, stop getting more TPE than I do.

Getting drafted is just one step in  hockey players career but as we quite often see , it´s a important step. Very rarely you see players coming undrafted and making it to the top. Draft number does not automatically mean you will make it , that´s when the real work starts.  First round pressure and the expectations will be too much for some players. They just don´t have the passion and dedication in them so they could live up to the hype that first round players quite often get.   Later round picks can train without too much pressure from the media and from the fans. At the end of the day , draft number is just a number. It´s what you do after the draft that matters.  
 
We met Ottawa Lynx forward Jorma Ruutu,  who is getting ready to be drafted into the VHL.   Hello Jorma! How are you ?   Ruutu: Morning! Everything going just fine. I´ve been working really hard for few months now. Nothing like back in Finland. This has been the hardest  i have ever worked out. Hopefully the scouts who have been watching me play have noticed that too and it all pays off in the draft.   Are you excited about the draft?   Ruutu: For sure! This is what we train for. When i moved from Finland to Ottawa , that was the first real moment when i noticed that i could be drafted.  Ever since i´ve done my absolute best in the practice. On and off the ice.   Any idea what round you will be picked?   Ruutu: I must be totally honest with you , i have no idea. I´ve been watching some of the rankings but it´s hard to say really. Getting drafted is the dream but if everything goes really well , i might be a first round pick. That would be awesome but that´s purely from the rankings and rumours i´ve been hearing lately. Draft day is a special day. Anything can happen.     What is your favorite team in VHL?   Ruutu: I don´t really have one.  I just like to watch and play hockey. Whatever team decides to pick me , i´m more than happy to play in that team and do my best. I still have a long way to go before i get to show what i can do in the big league. Slowly and steadily making progress is the key to success.    Hectic week coming up?   Ruutu: Looks like that.  Luckily i´m not a top 5 pick , those guys really have to do lot´s of interviews and stuff like that. On the go all day long. I can still walk around Ottawa without anybody knowing who i am. One of the perks of being somewhat unknown player.  I´ve been thinking of getting a tattoo just before the draft so i can stand there and show my brand new tattoo. Not sure where i´m going to get it but some kind dragon related graphic has been on my mind lately. We shall see if i´m going to get it now , or some point next season.   Thanks for the interview Jorma , Good luck in the draft!       

Yea a lot of you will be back. Next season should be good, plus I kept your first round pick so you can get a goalie

Content: 3/3- good interview based article. Good luck in the upcoming draft, perhaps we will continue to be team-mates, 
 
Grammar: 2/2- just one really weird one. 
 i´m more than happy to play in that team and do my best. ---> i'm more than happy to play on that team and do my best. 
 
Appearance: 1/1- Looks great man keep it up.
 
Final 6/6

The Ottawa Lynx had an amazing season this year. Although they did not bring the cup back with them to Ottawa they still came back happy. Looking back it started out slow with a group of guys not knowing anything about each other. After a few long weeks, real time, they started to get comfortable being around one another. A brotherhood was made. The team knew that being individual meat heads would not get them far, so instead they grew a strong army that was hungry.  The results to this act was beautiful. The Ottawa Lynx went on a huge winning streak.
 
For the first half of the season Frank was the general manager. Frank had a very strong and positive energy always buzzing in the locker room. Players were always in there talking to each other, and helping each other out around the boards. Unfortunately Frank had a lot going on in the real world, it was a bummer but very understandable. The Lynx players said their good byes and thanked Frank for drafting them and being such an amazing person. When Frank left he was replaced with the all high and mighty banning machine Sterling. The Ottawa Lynx players did not know how it would be with anyone else leading their charge. They were nervous, even scared. After awhile things started going great, they were done differently, but it was still great to be playing for the organization. Sterling hired Mr. Escabar has the Ottawa Lynx assistant general manager shortly after.
 
Nearing the end of the regular season the Lynx were sitting in a playoff spot comfortably. With this being so, Sterling made a very nice choice that helped his team out. The Ottawa Lynx switched around their lines to give the more quiet players a chance to get their stats up so they could get a nice achievement tracker reward. Sterling was really good with looking after all the player on his team.
 
With the playoffs starting the players were getting very excited. They were going up against the Minot Gladiators in the first round. The Gladiators had a very good team. Leading the team in scoring Vogan Jeltz and the brick wall Hans Wingate. The Ottawa Lynx knew the battle would not be easy. A lot of practice was prepared for the series. When the series finally started it was exactly what the Lynx expected. The series bounced back and forth. Each team took turns winning every other game. The series was pushed all the way to game seven. The VHLM had the game scheduled two days later from game six so both teams were well rested and ready to give it their all.  Game seven finally arrived on April 10th, 2015. It was a very good game from start to finish. Both teams fought until the very end. Unfortunately the Gladiators beat the Ottawa Lynx out of the playoffs. Forcing them to get their golf clubs out until the start of the next season.
 
With the VHL draft now around the corner the Ottawa Lynx players have their head held very high as the biggest night of their lives is coming up. This night will debate where some of them will be playing next season and where some will be the following season.
 
"I Personally want to thank the Ottawa Lynx organization for such a great year and all the crazy adventure"  - Pablo Escabar

The following events took place in front of Ottawa Lynx´s bus little while ago. The team was getting ready to drive back home after a tough away game. Few of the Lynx players were still handing out some autographs.  Duddy and Escabar attracting most of the female fans.
 
I was there signing some shirts and stuff right next to them, all of a sudden i feel something behind me. It was a girl, she walked in front of me, grabbed my head and started to lick and kiss it. I didn´t know what to do so i screamed the security to come over and take her away.
 
 I felt so violated. She was too fast and agile. I think she thought i was Duddy or Escabar. I mean we all look the same from behind and it was quite dark outside. She noticed my mustache too late , the security was all over her by then. The look on her face told it all , she wanted Duddy or Escabar instead of me.  
 
It´s not easy to play hockey in the same team with male models.