FacePuncher

Player Information

Username: FacePuncher
Full Name: Luc-Pierre
Position: Lespineau-Lebrunette
Age: 31
Handedness: L
Recruited By/From: @Ahma
Would you like an experienced member to mentor you? No

Player Attributes

Total Points Earned: 0

CK = Checking: 70
FG = Fighting: 70
DI = Discipline: 40
SK = Skating: 40
ST = Strength: 40
PH = Puck Handling: 40
FO = Face Offs: 40
PA = Passing: 40
SC = Scoring: 40
DF = Defense: 40
PS = Penalty Shot: 40
EX = Experience: 40
LD = Leadership: 40

Other
Jersey Number: 25
Height: 6'2"
Weight: 209 lbs
Birthplace: Levis, Quebec, Canada

Awards

Career Stats

Player Movement

Past Players
(S48) RW - Bogdan Podarok, TPE: 747
(S53) LW - SkateFast McChunky, TPE: 145

Player Information

Username: FacePuncher
Full Name: Luc-Pierre
Position: Lespineau-Lebrunette
Age: 31
Handedness: L
Recruited By/From: @Ahma
Would you like an experienced member to mentor you? No

Player Attributes

Total Points Earned: 0

CK = Checking: 70
FG = Fighting: 70
DI = Discipline: 40
SK = Skating: 40
ST = Strength: 40
PH = Puck Handling: 40
FO = Face Offs: 40
PA = Passing: 40
SC = Scoring: 40
DF = Defense: 40
PS = Penalty Shot: 40
EX = Experience: 40
LD = Leadership: 40

Other
Jersey Number: 25
Height: 6'2"
Weight: 209 lbs
Birthplace: Levis, Quebec, Canada

Awards

Career Stats

Player Movement

Past Players
(S48) RW - Bogdan Podarok, TPE: 747
(S53) LW - SkateFast McChunky, TPE: 145

I see you boys advertising on my turf

To Pittsburgh:
Marian Hossa
Pascal Dupuis
 
To Atlanta:
Colby Armstrong
Erik Christensen
Angelo Esposito
2008 1st(Daultan Leveille)
 
We got the two best players on this deal by a lot. Esposito was a bust, and I haven't heard of Leveille so, I'd say that's a win
 
If Derrick Pouliot can get his shit together, then the Jordan Staal trade would definitely be up here. Already a good trade as it is, but with the 8th overall being a bust so far it's not lopsided
 
I think talent wise, the Kessel trade was fairly lopsided. The 30th overall pick, two meh prospects, and a cap dump for a star player who was a huge help in the playoffs for us. But Toronto turned that shit into Andersen, Rychel, and a second (plus the still meh Kapanen) so that seems like a good trade for them haha.
 
Also, the Daley for Scuderi trade. Just because, like, what??? How did we pull that off??

media spots do kinda suck

I usually open a 1 TPE article thread and if I reach 450 words I will copy and paste in into a media spot thread. Can't deal with the pressure I guess.

I'd definately take John Wick any day of the week over Fast n Furious or Transformers etc. Wick is at least entertaining and more realistic
 

I would say start giving 1 TPE at 150 though. Because 1) don't want to cheapen fan 590s and 2) when's the last time you saw a quality 50 word article?

See, I do like that kinda movie. Maybe it's just because I'm brutal haha, but i just like the no nonsense stuff like that, instead of the over the top fast & furious blowing up helicopters and driving cars out of skyscrapers bs.
 
Also, the movie cinematography is awesome. I'm no film snob so I don't know much, but they don't use many jump cuts so you can actually tell what's going on, and when they do cut you can tell where they are. That way I can actually understand what's happening instead of taken having 15 cuts of him jumping a fence haha

media spots do kinda suck

How on earth is my update thread 'messy'.  Everything is listed week by fucking week, you just can't mess that up.
But our royal highness whining little bitch Kendrick still isnt over it my player once again outperforms him, so refuses to update.
 
What a fucking idiot.
 
Where is the complain button?

My dark side has come out in the last few sims  

Saskatoon offers 2 Millon because @DollarAndADream is lactose intolerant

pleb

They're from the stats as of yesterday's sim. I have them in the master sheet, though the groups are not yet updated
 
EDIT: you're actually 6th. Copied hits down as 8 instead of 78

The only thing I got out of this article was Axelsson > Unassisted 

Ok guys, I finally got to sit down at a computer and do some stuff. I'm going to try and rush through this because I'm starving but it should be some good stuff, and tomorrow I'll update you guys on groups. First lets look at ADP again because its funnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!
 
          Name                              # leagues  ADP     High   Low   FPR
Unassisted                       9              1.11     1        2       21st Zach Parechkin                 9              3.33     2        5       12th Shawn Muller                   9              6.33     2        16      26th Black Velvet                     9              6.56     3        10      8th Theo Axelsson                  9              6.67     1        19      16th Pietro Maximoff                9              7.33     2        21      11th Jakab Holik                      9              8.33     5        11      28th Tyson Kohler                    8              8.38     4        15      32nd Jeff Hamilton                   9              9.44      6       13      22nd Tom Lincoln                     9              10.67    2       29      25th Fabio Jokinen                   9              13.22    6       20      4th Bogdan Podarok               9              13.66    3       20      33rd Bobby Digital                    9             13.67    9       23      24th Diana Maxwell                  9             15.22     7      26      15th Dmitri Dadonov                4              15.25    7       29      14th Lee King Snatch               9              15.67    7       23      47th Rhett DeGrath                  9              15.67   11      30      10th Travis Gowecny                2              16.5      8       25      62nd Xander Finn                     1              17        17      17      68th Misha Tobolsk                  1              17        17      17      73rd Sven Wolf                        4              18.75   13      23      56th Pavel Komarov                 5              18.8     16      22      5th Max von Hohenzollern      5               20       13      28      18th Felipe Rodriguez              5               21       18      26      23rd Essian Ravenwing            2               21       21      21      50th Jim Lahey                       7               21.14   4       36      29th Maksym Barnyashev        5               21.4     19     28      52nd M.T. Power                     6               22        16     25      59th Phil Shankly                    5               22        17     25      31st Shayne Gow                   7               22.29    12     30      51st Grigory Kopralkov            2               22.5     17      28     53rd Undertaker                     4               23        19      27     61st World B. Free                  8              23.25    16      29     40th Tobias Klingberg              5              24         20      26     38th Apollo Skye                     7              24.43    19      29     7th Sir William Covington III   1              25        25      25     48th AK47                              6              25.17    17      30     1st Arcturus Mengsk              3              25.33    17      31     N/A Joel Jarvi                        7              25.71     17      34    2nd Astrid Moon                    2              26         24      28     30th Franchise Cornerstone     2              26         25      27      69th Ted Doughty                   1              26         26      26     17th Guntis Petenis                 4              27.25     23     30      37th Alexander Thrower          1              29         29      29     6th Jory Rose                       1              32         32      32     60th Jordan Maverick              1              33         33      33     45th Asher Donovan               1              35         35      35     3rd  
As always, a few observations:
 
First Overall Curse Continues
 
Last year, Black Velvet finished first in ADP with a 3.29, and rewarded his fantasy teams with a 19th best FP showing. This year, all but one team selected Unassisted first overall for a 1.11 ADP, and he has repayed his squads with a 21st best FP showing. The pressure much just be too much.
 
Last Overall Success Continues
 
Asher Donovan, drafted in just one league at 35th, is currently sitting pretty at 3rd best FP in the league. This brings to mind last years' last overall ADP pick, Fabio Jokinen, whose 13th best FP put him above the top player.
 
DT Called It
 
Every user but one who had a first overall pick used it on Unasissted, seemingly a safe pick based on last years' production. The one that didnt? @Da Trifecta. He went the unconventional route and selected Theo Axelsson first overall. So far this season, Axelsson has racked up the hits, and is 5 places above Unassisted in FP rankings.
 
Group F making questionable calls, and having them pay off
 
Two crazy decisions by Group F, brought up by Streetlite, were letting Tom Lincoln fall to 29th, and letting Tyson Kohler go undrafted. But so far, Those decisions seem less crazy and more visionary. Lincoln had the 10th highest ADP, but currently sits at 25th in FP. Tyson Kohler had the 8th highest ADP, yet hasnt even cracked the top 30 in FP yet this season. Maybe Group F has some wisdom we dont....
 
Still sleeping on Cologne
 
Cologne is a giant maker. We saw that clearly when both their players finished first and second in FP. This year they are at it again, and we slept even harder on them. Last season, top FP earners Jon Sleeman and Niels Skovgaard were ranked 6th and 36th in APD, respectively. This year, top FP earners AK47 and Joel Jarvi were ranked 17th and 39th in ADP! We never learn, do we?
 
No more impact rookies
 
Last season we saw top rookies Maksym Barnyashev and Max von Hohenzollern become top fantasy producers in just their first year. This season, however, we will see none of that, it seems, As Daryl Dortch is the top rookie skater in TPE at just 55th. Rookie goalies mist4ke and Astrid Moon sit at 20th and 30th, but they are still low for goalies and dont stack up to the great seasons we saw last year
 
for Podarok

You sexy motherfucker.
 
Sasky is representing!

Wait, who ever said we're the best? Is that an argument going around in here? Clearly it's Ottawa, and I'm pretty sure Saskatoon is fine with that. It is what it is.

2/2 in shootouts this sim
 
Get them hats out for ya boiiiiiii

Oh man, that shouldn't have been close

2/2 in shootouts this sim
 
Get them hats out for ya boiiiiiii

About time Podarok starts pulling his own weight!
 
@DollarAndADream who says Parechkin isn't good no more?