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@BOOM woke the fuck up but gotta rectify this net situation tonight. And we will officially finish worse than Ottawa did last season.

That, V2A is supposed to come in after Wolf allows one goal. Last game he came in after 2

V2A shutting the door

Only one penalty :/

Not going to lie, had trouble brainstorming questions so I Googled something along the lines of dirty questions to ask a guy. And yes FYI my shifts as of late start anywhere from 10:30am to 2pm and usually end around 12:30am to 4am. But man it's pretty cool to wake up at 7am and start gaming eh?

So Davos beats up on Cologne, Cologne beats up on Toronto, Toronto beats up on Seattle, and Seattle beats up on Davos. Makes sense.

Aces' backup to finally get run of starts LAS VEGAS, NV - With Las Vegas' general manager and head coach Robbie Zimmers taking a leave of absence until further notice, Scott Anderson has been appointed caretaker general manager and head coach in the mean time. Anderson will be behind the bench for the first time tomorrow as the Aces host the Ottawa Lynx at T-Mobile Arena, before travelling to Canada's capital city to complete the home-and-home. "Understanding that the existence of the VHLM is for developing prospects, I will be signing an executive order to start our new backup goaltender for consecutive games immediately," said Anderson. "I'm aware that VHLM players can earn precious training hours with VHL Hall of Fame-caliber coaches and trainers with good performances over the course of the season, but as the cost is fully funded by the league, there is a cap in place that limits such hours to 20. Vernon Von Axelberry has shown tremendous leaps in his on-ice performance this season, no doubt in part due to the stronger defense he has in front of him compared to last season, and I've already been informed by VHLM officials that Von Axelberry will get a chance to train with legends such as Brick Wahl, Robert Sharpe, and CAL G after the season for 20 hours. Therefore, as far as I'm concerned with developing Von Axelberry, the organization has done more than its fair share. Now it's time to develop other young prospects such as Alexander Wolf, who I'm delighted to acquire from Yukon." Wolf is known to have a poor work ethic outside of game situations, and he rarely showed up to practice regardless of wherever he was, be it in Ottawa or Yukon. However, it is still understood that Anderson will still give him a chance to perform in a new environment, and he has promised Wolf a string of starts to show what he can do. In other news, Yukon dropped a nine-spot on Ottawa last night with 63 shots on target where Phuckin Phucked had an Astrid Moon-like save percentage of .857.

Then I'm willing to ignore the fact the rule book doesn't state that a trade is approved once both GMs accept. Okay time to cut it out lol

RE: Which records will Vegas break/tie? Having lost three times in the last week, Vegas will now need to win all of their remaining 29 games to finish the season with more points than Ottawa's 134 from last season. The Aces currently have a 38-4-1 record, which also means that to break Ottawa's record of 65 wins in a single regular season, the Aces will also have to win every single remaining game; house wins. Last time we checked in on the Aces' defense, they had a legit shot at allowing the lowest number of goals in a single season all-time. With Vegas leaking 29 goals over the last 14 games (more than two per game), this record is not going to fall unless the Aces clamp down and go on a spectacular run of form for the remainder of the season. However, one thing that has improved since last week has been the Vegas penalty kill. Having been shorthanded 50 times this past week, the Aces have only allowed three goals for a weekly penalty kill rate of 94%. This elevates their season penalty kill rate from 89.32% to 90.85%. The S44 iteration of the Saskatoon Wild currently hold the all-time record at 90.40%, so if the Aces can keep this rate up, they will finally be able to put their stamp in the holy shrines of the VHLM record book. With Phuckin Phucked, as well as Fuk D. World, now traded to the Yukon Rush, many fans are expecting Vernon Von Axelberry to start the remainder of games. Von Axelberry however is dealing with personal issues, and is not mentally fit to start league games until further notice. This is due to a weird psychological disorder that only affects 0.00004% of the world's population. The disorder that Von Axelberry has been diagnosed with affects his limb movements and reaction time for a certain period of time after hearing the American national anthem. Therefore, newly acquired Alexander Wolf will be in net for the start of VHLM games in the mean time while Von Axelberry recovers. Doctors have cleared him to be subbed in to the game after the temporary limb movements and reaction time syndromes wear off, so we should expect Von Axelberry to relieve Wolf quite often early into the game. Meanwhile, rookie center Rudi Ying finally seems to be showing his potential as of late. The Chinese forward has had multiple multi-point games in the last week, and he's even surprised VHL scouts with two goals in one game against the Yukon Rush. Rumors are swirling that the newest Asian sensation is catching the eye of multiple VHL teams, as the successes of past Asian trailblazers such as Terence Fong, Daisuke Kanou, Xin Xie Xiao, and Takashi Fujimoto to name a few have caused more VHL suits to turn their eyes towards the Far East. While many teams will no doubt be suspicious at Ying's work ethic and commitment levels, Ying is out to slowly prove to everyone with his actions that he is committed to being a VHL-caliber forward. P.S.: Yet started off as another 590, but the word count made me copy and paste it into the MS section.

And I'm willing to ignore the fact that no administration actually approved this trade in writing, but the players are already playing for their new teams.

Damn those hookers cockblocking Zimmers down in Vegas. On a more serious note, VHL isn't probably where you should be after 10 minutes... I know you care about the Aces but take care of your life first, in a good way, just for everyone that hates you know that it's just all fun and games. Hope to see you back relaxing and enjoying here down the road once you all get sorted out.

You can have Wolf back if you give Zimmers Fong.

Good luck the rest of the season and get out of fifth place soon!

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Lol frigging @NUCK getting lit up when Vegas defenders aren't in front of him .

Congrats on the assist @NUCK Finally a decent personal and team game @DollarAndADream

Holy fuck @Kyle @BOOM @Advantage Second line killed it

Nice MS. I'm surprised I have 52 points given the fact I don't give a shit about the NHL anymore and have stopped watching/following it for a good five years at least.

Would be more funny if the Titans shook your hand after the game and showed their appreciation for all the power play opportunities

If I was with you right now what would you do to me? How long would it take for you to get here? What women's accessory do you find utterly unresistable? If we both get drunk what do you think we would do together alone? Do you see yourself ever coming to Vancouver in the near future? What was your first impression of me? If I ask you to dedicate a song for me what would it be? If you knew you only has two weeks to live and death was imminent, what are the regrets you would have? Why haven't you done anything about those regrets? Do you go to spas and salons? OK that should be enough. @Beketov Btw nice to see your face in that Elgato video. You look much different than I imagined you were.

So what if they are sent down to the minors and pass waivers?

Doesn't change the fact that Yukon still hold their rights for the remainder of the season

To Yukon: Fuk D. World @stevo Phuckin Phucked @NUCK To Las Vegas: Alexander Wolf VHLM rights for mist4ke VHLM rights for Fredinamijs Krigars @Laflamme