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Spade18

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  1. Las Vegas Selects Gary Goose, 30 TPE @fruitcake
  2. The Las Vegas Aces select Evan R Lawson, 30 TPE @diamond_ace
  3. Spade18

    LVA/OTT

    LVA:10th ovr. this year OTT: next year 3rd
  4. Las Vegas selects Ebi Shpeen, 30 TPE @.sniffuM
  5. The Las Vegas Aces select Brandon Hood @philthethrill81
  6. The Las Vegas Aces are pleased to select Marcel St-Laurent, 53 TPE @Frank with the 1st overall pick in the S58 VHLM Draft
  7. oh, right, my bad, D-Casey Jones @TheLastOlympian07
  8. LW John Locke @TheLastOlympian07
  9. ive never seen GMs get in a knife fight about who gets to pick up a guy off waiver wire, so please, bring it
  10. Shocking and Incredibly Relevant News There have been recent report about NYA young Defense man Colton Rayne showing up late to his first American's Training camp. Many are speculating this is a major red flag and is spelling the end of Rayne's passion for the VHL. Strangely enough, word came out from Spade, the GM of The Las Vegas Aces, about Rayne's perceived hiatus from the league. Even though Rayne spent the majority of last season with the Ottawa Lynx, he remains close with the Ace's GM. Spade let it be know that Rayne was actually seeking medical treatment. Rayne, being on the taller side at 6'4", has had trouble with his knees ever since he began playing organized hockey, and it was not helped by those two years he played goalie when he was younger. After two full seasons of wear on his knees, Rayne decided to look into alternative medicine for answers to his lingering knee pain. Spade, who is no stranger to the "alternative" side of the hockeyverse, offered his expertise when he heard of the young defense man's plight. Their off season journey began in Edinburgh, Scotland. If you've followed the NBA, you may have heard of Amar'e Stoudemire's wine baths as treatment for his knee issues. Dr. Kenneth Adler out of Dublin had a similar idea, but with something a little closer to a Scotsman's heart. His form of treatment involved "Scotch Bath's" twice a day during training regiments. When questioned about this, Rayne claimed that they "burned" and that he was "less coordinated in the following work outs". After a few weeks of testing in Scotland, Rayne and Spade traveled next to the north reaches of Alta, Norway. An acclaimed medicine man in those polar reaches of the world had claimed to have developed a body dip solution which would help to prevent joint pain in the knees. Spade told us that while the treatment was successful for Rayne, it only worked as long as they were still out in the cold and once he entered a heated room, the pain returned. Next, the pair traveled to Varna, Bulgaria. There, Spade had connected with an old Pro shop technician, who had developed skates which contained chambers encasing the feet, which were filled with water from the deep Mediterranean inflow of the Black Sea. The technician claimed that the water would take pressure off of Rayne's legs and make skating easier on his knees. After weeks of testing, Rayne found that, to his shock, the skates did in fact relieve the pain in his knees and gave him an easier time on the ice. Rayne will take his experimental new methods into his first season in the VHL. We will see if it helps him win rookie of the year, an award already being linked to him in hushed tones around the VHL. (In reality I've just been working from 7am to 7~8pm, 7 days a week since about a week before Thanksgiving (thats the one on November 23rd.... damn Canadians.) I'm still keeping an eye on the league every day, and will still be fulfilling my duties as the GM of the Las Vegas Aces, I just have not had the time to pump out articles and media spots as I have in the past. we're beginning to wind down and by mid january we will be picking our noses at work, so if not before then, I will be back to my usual ways soon enough! Thanks as always. Spade.)
  11. The Blankiest blank blank I know.
  12. Facepuncher's prediction will be right. all the rest of you will be wrong.
  13. Sigh... I'll get my broom....
  14. At this point, half of the VHLM Final round is set after The Ottawa Lynx clinched the series in 6 with an over time winner to send Saskatoon packing. There have been many stand out players on this Lynx team, but one stand out in particular is Defenseman Colton Rayne. Rayne spent all of last year on the Las Vegas Aces, and helped them defeat this very Lynx team in the Founders cup. That year though, Rayne mostly played second fiddle to Casey Jones @der meister, who absolutely crushed the VHLM. Many attributed Rayne's success to playing next to such unbridled talent, and many considered themselves proven correct when the Aces got off to a rocky start this year, with Rayne as the leading force on the team. This caused many to question Rayne's decision, as he apparently approached New York GM @STZ and requested to stay down in the VHLM another year. When It became apparent that the Ace's were not going to be repeating, the team sold off assests, and Rayne landed in Ottawa. Rayne played well during the regular season, but many began to question if he was worth the First round pick New York had spent on him. Rayne's time in the playoffs has, so far, put those questions to bed. Rayne is tied with top line center Corey Klopfenstein @crutchfield for points on the team, top 10 in assists in the playoffs, 3rd overall in scoring by defenseman, and BOY has he been clutch. In game 6, a possible series clincher for the Lynx, Rayne broke into the zone with puck, fed a pass to teammate Ho Lee Fuck, passed it right back to Rayne. Rayne wound up and blasted a one timer, streching the twine and sending Ottawa into the Founder Cup Final for the second straight year. The Rush or The Storm await Rayne and The Lynx in the final. Will Rayne's heroics continue? Tune in and find out!
  15. I wasn't able to vote for Komarov @Gooningitup 4 times. what gives?
  16. might pocket that for next year lol. went with Fussy Puckers XD
  17. I DONT KNOW IF MY HEART CAN HANDLE ALL OF THIS BACK AND FORTH
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