Beerfridge

Here's my suggestion and @Bushito agrees with me. Join the SBA-EFL partnership for welfare. Help expand all communities.

Here's my suggestion and @Bushito agrees with me. Join the SBA-EFL partnership for welfare. Help expand all communities.

Here's my suggestion and @Bushito agrees with me. Join the SBA-EFL partnership for welfare. Help expand all communities.

Hehehe now I get to play with @JardyB10

Ottawa gives:
Ottawa 1st S58
Ottawa 2nd S58
Ottawa 3rd S58
Klaus Baustein
 
 Vegas Gives:
Colton Rayne
Vaclav Hrdina
 
@Spade18

Nope definitely am not entertained

Hello everyone and welcome back from the short hi at us or whatever the fuck its called, I took the off season to get fucking lit and smash all the bitches down in Cuba. Turns fucking out I comeback and I am now a fucking Stockholm Viking. I am pretty sure. I was a Sasky wild and I guess they liked me enough that I am back a fucking gain in Saksy. They just cannot resist the Stronk. So I come back from Cuba and first thing you know I am on a fucking flight to Stockholm where ever the fuck that is. Had to google that shit as well, it is in Sweden. Let me fucking tell you, the bitches in Sweden are on a different level. I haven't seen a 6 or below and all the blonde bitches here want a piece of my ripped Canadian ass. Even @JardyB10 could get something here. But let me get back to hockey and this season for the wild. I enter the season with 1 goal in mind. To have a positive +/- come the end of the season, oh and fucking lay some kids out. I always want to lay some fucking kids out. I don't really have anything else to say so basically, that is it for the revival episode of the Stronk Show, Hope to see you all around the VHL and the VHLM. I need an end of show slogan right here, Stay Stronk Saskatoon. Haha I really like that one,

@Beerfridge

I've been saying that shit for a while now, @Devise @Beketov do it already, the influx of members would be huge imo.

Won't be a slow burner if you change the welfare rules. Join the SBA-EFL combo

Saskatoon selects Josh Stronk 8th overall @Beerfridge

S57 VHLM Dispersal Draft
Thursday October 5th 2017 4:30pm Pst (7:30pm Est)
 
Round One:
1.  Oslo Storm: Jasper Canmore, TPE: 77 @Bushito
2.  Yukon Rush: Dragon McDragon, TPE: 81 @JardyB10
3.  Saskatoon Wild: Phil Bennington, TPE: 118 @Phil4.  Ottawa Lynx: Adam Warlock, TPE: 73 @Green
5. Las Vegas Aces: Lavar Ball, TPE: 75 @Mr.Baller
 
Round Two:
6.  Oslo Storm: Aksel McKnight, TPE: 75 @Kesler
7.  Yukon Rush: Burger King, TPE: 30 @Tyler
8.  Saskatoon Wild: Josh Stronk, TPE: 50 @Beerfridge
9.   Saskatoon Wild (from the Ottawa Lynx):Kriztof Mueller, TPE: 39 @ADV
10. Las Vegas Aces:Mikka Toivonen, TPE: 34 @James
 
Round Three:
11.  Oslo Storm:Ryszard Macht, TPE: 30 @Devise
12.  Yukon Rush:Otto Axelsson, TPE: 34 @Dangles13
13. Las Vegas Aces (from the Saskatoon Wild): Joseph Lenin, TPE: 30 @Bolsheviks
14.  Ottawa Lynx:Questionable Fart, TPE: 30 @Mook15. Saskatoon Wild (from the Las Vegas Aces): Paul DiMirio Jr., TPE: 32 @124715
 
Round Four:
16.  Oslo Storm: Elias Karlsson, TPE 36 @Heracles
17.  Yukon Rush:Vincent Oakhart, TPE: 50 @Boomcheck18.  Saskatoon Wild:Kirk Lazarus, TPE: 62 @RadiatedGold19.  Ottawa Lynx: Longrod Vod Danglecoch, TPE:52 @Kmarko
20. Las Vegas Aces:Charles Cote, TPE: 39 @Zark
Round Five:
21.  Ottawa Lynx (from Oslo Storm): Launchpad McQuack, TPE: 138 @KGR  
22.  Yukon Rush:Matthew Clyne, TPE: 52 @haffiedq23.  Saskatoon Wild:Devin Fox, TPE: 48 (18 Banked) @Splat24.  Ottawa Lynx: Zach Weise, TPE: 43 @AlphaHawken25. Saskatoon Wild (from Las Vegas Aces): Shelton Kenzie, TPE: 42 @Dingle
Round Six:
26.  Oslo Storm: Emil Woods, TPE: 37 @TheMinimum
27.  Yukon Rush: Larry Lobster, TPE: 30 @VHLwhat28.  Saskatoon Wild: PASS
29.  Ottawa Lynx: PASS
30. Las Vegas Aces: Vladislav Koradek, TPE: 32 @Koradek
 
WORK IN PROGRESS
 
Draftees
 
Centers (7)
Joseph Lenin, TPE: 30 @Bolsheviks
Kriztof Mueller, TPE: 39 @ADV
Jasper Canmore, TPE: 77 @Bushito
Otto Axelsson, TPE: 34 @Dangles13
Josh Stronk, TPE: 50 @Beerfridge
Longrod Vod Danglecoch, TPE:52 @Kmarko
Launchpad McQuack, TPE: 138 @KGR    *Claimed will not play in the VHLM
 
Left Wing (8)
Aksel McKnight, TPE: 75 @Kesler
Mikka Toivonen, TPE: 34 @James
Larry Lobster, TPE: 30 @VHLwhat
Vincent Oakhart, TPE: 50 @Boomcheck
Phil Bennington, TPE: 118 @Phil
Shelton Kenzie, TPE: 42 @Dingle
Questionable Fart, TPE: 30 @Mook
Zach Weise, TPE: 43 @AlphaHawken
 
Right Wing (5)
Elias Karlsson, TPE 36 @Heracles
Lavar Ball, TPE: 75 @Mr.Baller
Paul DiMirio Jr., TPE: 32 @124715
Matthew Clyne, TPE: 52 @haffiedq
Kirk Lazarus, TPE: 62 @RadiatedGold
 
Defense (5)
Dragon McDragon, TPE: 81 @JardyB10
Adam Warlock, TPE: 73 @Green
Ryszard Macht, TPE: 30 @Devise
Charles Cote, TPE: 39 @Zark
 
Goaltenders (4)
Vladislav Koradek, TPE: 32 @Koradek
Emil Woods, TPE: 37 @TheMinimum
Burger King, TPE: 30 @Tyler
Devin Fox, TPE: 48 (18 Banked) @Splat
 
 
 
General Managers:
 Oslo Storm: @Fire Hakstol
 Yukon Rush: @TheLastOlympian07
  Saskatoon Wild: @Gooningitup
 Ottawa Lynx: @Beaviss
Las Vegas Aces: @Spade18

Vasteras selects Stronk @Beerfridge, Clyne @haffiedq, Kensington

Notre Dame is on live btw

I listen 

Omg I did something 

And wereeeeeee backkkkkk to your favorite show in the VHL playoff edition. The Stronk Show hosted by none other that the one and only Josh Stronk a.k.a. Stronkowski. Now turns out last week I was actually right. The playoffs have actually started but as of the now Wild haven't played any games because if you haven't heard we are prettttttty fucking good. The little bitches on the other 2 teams are fighting for a spot whilst we are sitting pretty. Now as many of y'all know I haven't being playing very good. Haven't scored since my debut and only assist twice since over like 20ish games. Fuck this shit. but you know who the real biggest shit is, @JardyB10.
 
First of all he coughs during my segment when I AM SPEAKING, GOD DAM JARDY YOU HAVE A 30 MINUTE PODCAST GIVE ME MY FUCKING 4 MINUTES. Otherwise me is good in my books. He is right about actual fucking on this show. It would be cool as fuck. Everyone wants a piece of Stronkowski and I am sure get can get some fine bitches for Jardy as well. I get road head on every drive, I don't even know how I even manage and if Jardy wants to pay a woman to do I'm sure he can pay for it with the viewers that come to listen to the Stronk Show. Yeah that is really all for this week and I hope to tell you all of the outcome of the playoffs on the next Stronk show! See you all next time!

hey Jardy get back out on the farm and do another rock cast

I'm coming and I will help

send help 

Welcome back to your favorite nightmare, the Stronk Show. Now this week was anything but a dream, I think got one assist over 7 games. FUCK THAT SH*T. These little b*tches, they all are about passing and shooting and faceoffs, that is stuff for the weak. A real man hits and hits and then when you think he is done hitting he hits again. But do you know who the biggest b*tch is well actually he is a puny b*tch but he acts like a big bitch @JardyB10 is, I was thinking let's spread the word about the Stronk Show so I decided to feature on "Jardy's Fucking Podcast" First of all, this show is falsely advertised, there is no actual fucking. This man plays 5 minutes of music of what Lesbians workout to, what kind of shit is this. Then after I finished my segment he has the nerve to call me a NOOB, wtf is even a NOOB. I had to google this shit, Here it is. 
noob no͞ob/ noun informal   a person who is inexperienced in a particular sphere or activity, especially computing or the use of the Internet.   Do I look like a noob to you, Josh is an expert at the internet. People love Stronkowski's workout vids. He has more social media followers than @JardyB10 can even squar. This light-weight can't even dream of touching me, but I will say, it was fun to be on  "Jardy's Fucking Podcast" and hope despite of him being a little bitch I can get on the show again. That is really all for this show. I think the playoffs so the next podcast might be a playoff edition  but Josh really has no idea when the playoffs start, he just shows up and smashes kids. See you all next week. Thanks for listening to THE STRONK SHOW!   All jokes aside it was very fun to listen to the podcast and hope to be on it again.

I'm tempted just to read these in character for my podcasts.

Hi, my name is Josh Stronk and welcome to your tape, well at least that is what you are going to feel like after I smash you on the ice. Welcome to my show, the Stronk Show. I will just give you a update on everything going on, whether it be my life, hockey or anything going on in the VHL. I will try to do this weekly but you never know, it might speed up and slow down because you know, life. (and concussions). For this week I don't have much, weeeeeell actually,  I signed with the Saskatoon Wild earlier this week, and then I scored a goal and assisted twice on my debut ON 9 MINUTES. Nothing to brag bout, just a normal game for Stronkowski. Do not actually call me that, I am joking. I don't have a nickname yet but Stronk is easy enough for people so I will probably get stuck with that.
 
Cool intro to the show but for real I had a super impressive debut with 3 point (1G 2A) on 9 points. But as confident I am, I can almost guarantee I won't get many 3 point game this season, especially on 9 minutes a game, a point a game would be nice but even that is a stretch. If I am being humble all I really want is to have a positive +/-  come the end of the season. That means whenever I am on the ice we are playing better than the other team. Don't mean to kinda make that soft but that is a solid goal. 
 
That is it for this episode see you all later!

You do both, don't make me punt you in the ass. lol