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1. With the playoffs coming to a close, are you excited about the draft and the new players we will get?
- yes. new players = good because we suck.
2. Do you think Boris is really a forest?
- no. he's clearly a human.
3. How did you come up with your players name?
- walter.
4. Do you have any real life friends or family that are in this sim?
- i do not.
5. Can you go a full day without internet service?
- probably not tbh.
6. What was the last board game you played?
- monopoly.

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1. After a relatively good start to the season we've been in a bit of a skid, what do you think we need to change to get out footing back?
- WALTER needs more ice because he’s the goat
2. What's one area of your game you think you need to improve?
- my scoring abilities
3. With 19 games under our belts, S68 2nd overall pick Lance Flowers has shown his ability to hang with the pros. How does it feel playing with one of the most prolific picks of the S68 draft?
- it makes me all sticky and sweaty
4. Who do you think has been our season MVP so far?
- walter
5. The D.C. Dragons and the Prague Phantoms have been scraping the bottom of the bowl all season, do you think they will break out of the bottom 2 spots by the end of the "year"?
- no because they smell bad
6. The program recently tacked on a new AGM to upper management, is there anything the players want to see from him?
- i want to see his nudes

1. After a relatively good start to the season we've been in a bit of a skid, what do you think we need to change to get out footing back?
- WALTER needs more ice because he’s the goat
2. What's one area of your game you think you need to improve?
- my scoring abilities
3. With 19 games under our belts, S68 2nd overall pick Lance Flowers has shown his ability to hang with the pros. How does it feel playing with one of the most prolific picks of the S68 draft?
- it makes me all sticky and sweaty
4. Who do you think has been our season MVP so far?
- walter
5. The D.C. Dragons and the Prague Phantoms have been scraping the bottom of the bowl all season, do you think they will break out of the bottom 2 spots by the end of the "year"?
- no because they smell bad
6. The program recently tacked on a new AGM to upper management, is there anything the players want to see from him?
- i want to see his nudes

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7. Have you ever sent a text message to the wrong person? (what did you say? and who was it?)
yes, i was sending a message to my mom saying that i pooped my pants and needed new underwear, but i accidentally sent it to barack obama. luckily obama is the homie and he got me some undies.
8. What is one thing you refuse to share?
my locker, i need all that space for food
9.  If you could make a rule for the Reapers and everyone had to follow it, what would it be?
walter gets ALL the leftovers
10.What movie completely changes its plot when you change one letter in its title?
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Scone
11. Using only images Pick a teammate and describe how you feel about them (Tag the teammate lol)
i dont know how to put images but just pretend there is a big sexy man with huge muscles and a sharp jawline. that is how I picture @FrostBeard
12.What set of items could you buy that would make the cashier the most uncomfortable?
mac and cheese, a condom, and ragu

7. Have you ever sent a text message to the wrong person? (what did you say? and who was it?)
yes, i was sending a message to my mom saying that i pooped my pants and needed new underwear, but i accidentally sent it to barack obama. luckily obama is the homie and he got me some undies.
8. What is one thing you refuse to share?
my locker, i need all that space for food
9.  If you could make a rule for the Reapers and everyone had to follow it, what would it be?
walter gets ALL the leftovers
10.What movie completely changes its plot when you change one letter in its title?
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Scone
11. Using only images Pick a teammate and describe how you feel about them (Tag the teammate lol)
i dont know how to put images but just pretend there is a big sexy man with huge muscles and a sharp jawline. that is how I picture @FrostBeard
12.What set of items could you buy that would make the cashier the most uncomfortable?
mac and cheese, a condom, and ragu

The Philadelphia locker room is easily one of the best I have ever been in, I love it in there!

1. Who would you ask to help you if your muscles froze up after a workout and you couldn't move?
Your mom because she’s so hot
2. Name something you gave a nickname to that is work related, what nickname did you give it?
I gave Wendy Cain the nickname: “Whore” which is pretty self explanatory. She showered with the whole team!
3. What’s the most beautiful place you’ve ever been as part of your hockey career?
Philly is the best, most beautiful city. The history is amazing.
4. When you’re had a bad day, what  is the best thing a teammate has done to help you feel better?
Frosty, he is such a great leader and can always get my spirits up.
5. When you notice a teammate having a bad day what do you do to cheer them up?
I make a selfless sacrifice and give them some of my food. Its really hard for me but I will always go out of the way for my teammates.
6. Who is the Philly GOAT (Greatest of all Time?)
John Frostbeard, especially after this season

1. Who would you ask to help you if your muscles froze up after a workout and you couldn't move?
2. Name something you gave a nickname to that is work-related, what nickname did you give it?
3. What’s the most beautiful place you’ve ever been as part of your hockey career?
4. When you've had a bad day, what is the best thing a teammate has done to help you feel better?
5. When you notice a teammate having a bad day what do you do to cheer them up?
6. Who is the Philly GOAT (Greatest of all Time?)
7. Have you ever sent a text message to the wrong person? (what did you say? and who was it?)
8. What is one thing you refuse to share?
9.  If you could make a rule for the Reapers and everyone had to follow it, what would it be?
10. What movie completely changes its plot when you change one letter in its title?
11. Using only images Pick a teammate and describe how you feel about them (Tag the teammate lol)
12. What set of items could you buy that would make the cashier the most uncomfortable?
 
1. I would ask Emergency Medical Hologram 1 aka The Doctor or the lovely Beverly to help me up. They both are the best doctors I know and I am sure with their advanced technology something like "Muscle freeze" would be fixed in less than 1 minute.
3. Hmm, I am gonna be absolutely lame and go with - Reapers LR. I love that place, I don't care about what other cities offer, they all are just places for me, I am not attached with them.
5. I offer them wieners. Like really, everyone knows I have a special hidden cache with some delicious wieners that I am sharing with people is bad and good days. I usually eat about 10 of them pre-game too.
6. Walter is my evil master
    Walter is my wisest king
    Walter is my precious jewel
    That my mind keeps worshipping
8. I am quite sure I will not give my water bottle to anyone, because, well, it is none of your business what is in that bottle, it is mine and you stay away from it. Did you hear me? STAY AWAY!
9. FrostBeard Decree #1 - You shall obey my rule and agree to become a member of Wiener Sect and deliver 12 weiners a day to the Council of the Sausage God. (I think that is a fair rule, simple to go by and beneficial to everyone as gods will help us. The win-win scenario you know?)

@cpetrella

1. How do you think the reapers are doing this season?
We are killing it! The whole team is contributing and we’re winning a lot of games, feels good to be on top!
2. At this point and time who would you say our 2 biggest competitors are and why?
Ottawa and i have no idea because i dont really know any other teams
3. The reapers are having a bake sale for charity, what are you baking?
Pot brownies, not for sale
4. What is the one think that could make our LR better?
More hot water, the showers get cold too fast
5. Surprising workouts that have helped you up your game as a player!
I don’t work out! They don’t call me “Fat Walter” for nothing!
6. Your one piece of advice for a new member.
Just do what you can that will make it most enjoyable for you. Don’t try to max earn if you feel like you’re gonna burn out

The Official Philadelphia Reapers Team Signature Collection
 
-- Defense --
Boomer Kuwanger @Hybrid1486

 
Duncan Jeffers @Tophdaddy

 
Brandon LeBlanc @Psanchez55

 
Kevin Low @Smarch

 
Edward Vigneault @Patpou22

 
Condor Adrienne @Green

 
Boone Jenton @FakeJenton

 
-- Forwards --
 
Scotty BigShotty @FerdaJets

 
Walter Clements @cpetrella

 
Dylan Doyle @zepheter

 
John Frostbeard @FrostBeard

 
Devin Gabella @Gabella19

 
Ben Hafkey @ItsMcLovin

 
Kyle Sabertooth @uphillmoss

 
Bjorn Scoringsonn @11 Eleven

 
Matt Tocco @Matmenzinger

 
Anthony Hawk @ahawk2191

 
-- Goalies --
Kolur Bjoernsonn @jblock3

 
Sunny Burst @Sunburst

 
- - Management - -
 
GM - Blade @BladeMaiden

 
AGM - Jubo