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11 hours ago, Ricer13 said:

Yukon Rush Press Conference week ending April 19 2020

 

1. The Yukon Rush are currently 2nd place in the VHLM and only 7 points behind Ottawa. Can the Rush take over the top spot before the season ends?

 

2. We are halfway through the season at this point. Who is your vote for the Rush MVP?

 

3. Gino has started taking care of everyone’s teeth on the Rush Roster. He is probably the greatest teammate of all time. What can you do to become just as great of a teammate? 
 

4. The VHLM just got TWO new GMs with Proto and Doktorfunk taking over Ottawa and Las Vegas. What are your thoughts on these hirings?

 

5. If you could be an animal for a day, what animal would you be?

 

6. Do you have any secret talents? If so, what are they?

1. Absolutely they can. Although Ottawa may have two extremely overpowered players in their arsenal - our team is definitely a lot more established and prepared. We've got a lot more strength throughout as well.

2. Oh definitely Zyrok, no question about it.

3. Well Gino is definitely a teeth cleaner, and I am definitely the representative of Gino so I would say just keep cleaning the teeth.

4. I am absolutely disgusted that they would hire a man like Proto. I am absolutely shocked at this hiring, and I hope the VHLM is prepared for the carnage that's gonna be coming soon.

5. Oh, probably a killer whale, so I could peruse the deep ocean all I want. Also, nobody will fuck with me.

6. I type really quick, but that is not a secret. I would say I am very very good with my voices and accents, but again that is not a secret. Guess I just can't keep secrets.

In Memoriam: Malenko

            To everyone reading, I just want to say thank you for reading. First off, Robert Malenko is not dead – but his hockey career is over. A man that put in a lot of effort over his time in the league and worked towards the major goal of winning it all. He did manage to win it all, but at the cost of his legacy. Malenko let loose and stopped caring about hockey after his trade to HC Davos, and later to the New York Americans. He lost his passion and drive in the sport, and almost gave up early.

He would’ve retained his legacy if he had given up early though. He wouldn’t have tainted it at the end. Being put on a new team in the DC Dragons really put a stop to his career, since he had his worst season with only 33 points. Had Malenko just retired a season earlier, he would’ve finished his career with 6 full seasons in the VHL, and a record of 120 goals, 357 assists, for a total of 477 points in 432 games. A defenseman with a 1.1 PPG average going out on top. A triple club member as well – a true Hall of Fame lock. But he gave it up and didn’t do as well as he could.

It’s always a thought. How would Malenko have finished his career if he cared in his twilight? Would he have been a HoF lock? Would he have been a failure regardless of his drive level? Or would he have been one of those players that just never ever make it. The hall of very good. I guess we will never know the true answer.

Understanding Penny the Agent

            I know most of you are mostly familiar with silly Penny, and not the Penny that really exists. Most of you know the Penny that tells all of you off, that goes off about random topics, and really is heavy in his expletives. Well to put plainly, that is not the real Penny that you are all familiar with. There are a lot more intricacies to Penny than most really know.

            Penny’s been the agent to two players now that have been involved in both the VHLM and VHL. Robert Malenko, and Gino DiGiannantonio – two very prominent stars in their own rights, but two very different players.

Malenko was a character on the ice. An extremely agile and speedy defenseman who put himself out there on the ice to score goals or make a big play for the assist. He was the last defenseman in the VHL to ever put over 100 points in a season, so his offensive prowess was well regarded. He had a lot of supporting cast around him, but Malenko was still an incredible player that never had to worry when on the ice.

Gino is a lot different of a character. He’s been in the NBA, and he has also gone to dentistry school, and became a licensed dentist. There were a lot of accomplishments for Mr. DiGiannantonio way before he became a hockey player. Penny pulled Gino aside and got him to consider getting into hockey. The fact that hockey is as popular as ever was a big influence on Gino, and the idea of being part of a community really encouraged his entrance into the VHLM. Gino’s been giving free dental service to all his teammates and staff in the locker room, and always makes sure that everyone is taken care of properly.

Now, Penny. Penny is a big of a mystical beast in that he’s never properly shown himself to the staff and players of the VHL; instead hiding behind a veil online that allows him to retain his anonymity. His close proximity to Gino and Malenko allowed for their acquisitions into the league, but otherwise – he’s never really revealed himself to the VHL. His character has always been tested, but the true and tried Penny has yet to be revealed.

After some sleuthing and investigation into Penny’s life – I have determined that he really is a subtle and quiet character beyond it all. His aggressive and brash behavior online is all a ruse, an act of sorts. He does not really exhibit any tendencies to attack or be malicious to anyone in any regard or form. Maybe he’s just fighting the inside demons, and unbeknownst to anyone else, he lets loose with his aggression. Perhaps it’s all a ruse for his hockey agent persona – and he just wants to seem powerful to everybody else, so nobody questions his motives or actions. Maybe Penny just isn’t who we think he is.

            Through all of that though, I know Penny is a fair soul. I know that he would never attack anyone with meaning. Perhaps I will dig more up on him, but from what I understand – this is all an act for his agent image. Perhaps we’ll understand more about him one day. But not today.

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Gino’s Thoughts on the VHLM today

          There is an incredible amount of beauty in the VHLM. There’s nothing but a bunch of certified beauties around. Right now, the VHLM is having a LOT of parity, despite the 1^st team in the Ottawa Lynx being absolute beasts. The 2^nd and 5^th team are only 3 points apart, with the 6^th team being only 2 points behind. There are a lot of beauties in these teams. The defenseman in San Diego, Kulikovich is rolling the league in assists, but so is Zyrok12. Although they’re both in the same category for assists, and both defenseman – Kulik has 7 more goals.

            Gino currently has 3 hat tricks as well in the last few games, so there’s been a lot of beasts. ESPECIALLY OVER IN HOUSTON. Houston may not be the best team, but they just recently got an amazing player in Roadkill Steve. Roadkill Steve has only played 14 games, but has already gotten 4 hat tricks, 22 goals, and 16 assists. This man is absolutely tearing it apart.

            Let’s talk about a man who should lay off the penalty minutes though. Bo Burrows of the Yukon Rush. 24 games played and 50 penalty minutes? On my team? Let me tell you something Burrows. You need to stop it right now, and start being a more productive player to the team. Getting a penalty each game is unacceptable. You need to step up your game and be a better player. If you keep showing off your sticking ability and penalty acquisitions. I oughta no longer give you your daily teeth cleaning Burrows. So step up, show some respect, and do BETTER DAMN IT.

Gino’s Hat Tricks

            Gino’s hat tricks. Gino’s hat tricks. Gino’s hat tricks. That’s how many hat tricks Gino has gotten in his last few games. There’s an allure to Gino DiGiannantonio’s ability to put pucks in the net, and his ability has increased tremendously in the last few games. Gino is one of those players that you never know what you’re going to get at first. First off you can have millions and millions of goals, but the next minute. You only got an assist in 10 games. Gino is an extremely fickle character in this regard.

            However, what Gino doesn’t lack in, is his ability to get his teammates amped up before a game. Right before every hockey game, Gino makes sure to perform a dentistry check up on every single player. Zyrok12, Sheilds, and Gino have been putting up some crazy numbers. The Yukon Rush are currently on a 6 game winning streak, where they are STOMPING and RUINING the opposition. Even the Ottawa Lynx didn’t stand a chance against the Yukon Rush. Even though we’re 6^th in the league at the time, we took it up a notch and really crushed the opposition. We’re just one of those teams that start slow and build up and really crush everybody along the way. There are many things that others would worry about, but we are not worried about anything.

            All we do is win, win, win, no matter what we do. Zyrok12 is currently the 2^nd highest defenseman in the league, as well as the 2^nd highest point getter for a defenseman. There’s a lot of room for improvement though. Although he may be the 2^nd defenseman in the league, he is not finished yet. He still has a lot in the tank. You know every single time Gino scores a goal, it’s on the heels of Zyrok12 and his lovely passing.

        This is now a Zyrok12 appreciation post.

            Zyrok12 is a beautiful defenseman, and the only reason Gino can do so well. Gino loves everyone equally and takes care of everyone’s teeth equally in the locker room – but every time Zyrok12 is around, he makes sure to take extra special care of his teeth. Every single bit of his gums properly scrubbed and cleaned – right before Gino gives him a lovely toothbrush to take him to use before his next game. Zyrok12 has a lovely smile too. His smile is so adorable, and Gino always knows that he’s getting a beautiful pass because he sees that twinkle from Zy’s pearly whites. The Yukon Rush will now be getting daily teeth scrubs by Gino DiGiannantonio.

            Every time Gino scores a goal, he makes sure to go back onto the bench and give Zyrok a big back scratch and a pat on the helmet. There is nothing more satisfying than giving Zyrok a big back scratch and a pat on the helmet while playing the beautiful game of hockey. Goals and goals, they keep on scoring. That is all we do. Yukon Rush boys, this is us. This is family. We are the Yukon Rush, and we will never let down. We will win the cup this year, boys. Let’s fucking go.

3 hours ago, Ricer13 said:

Yukon Press Conference week ending April 12 2020

 

1. Gino scores 2 hat tricks this week and now leads the team in goals! How excited are you that the Yukon winger is finally taking off?

 

2. As of right now, Zyrok and Sheilds are tied in points with 38 after 22 games. Which one finishes ahead of the other by seasons end?

 

3. Do you think Yukon should play their stars more to get the wins or is a good balanced attack and sharing ice time with everyone the better way to go?

 

4. Do you think the Rush could finish the season as a top 3 team? They currently sit 6th.

 

Get to know ya questions!

 

5. Are you a dog or a cat person? What type of dog or cat do you have?

 

6. What have you been doing to stay busy during the covid-19 pandemic?

1. Gino is an absolute beauty. If only he was better than usual. I see some ridiculous numbers in the VHLM and he ain't the one putting them up.

2. Probably will be Zyrok. He's just a D-man with an assist machine stabilized to him. He ain't stopping anytime soon.

3. PLAY THE STARS. i need my points damn it.

4. Oh yeah, they'll finish 3rd. They're just having a bad start to the season.

5. Dog probably, but I live with a lot of cats currently so I am suffering  I got allergies to cats too so it's all whack

6. Learning guitar, been just relaxing and living my life I suppose. It's been a boring solace.

4 hours ago, Nykonax said:

yeah fuck you @pennypenny for calling me shit for making you a vampire, we won anyways

ur still shit, I woulda won either way you fucking doink 

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9 hours ago, Bushito said:

109 Malmo Nighthawks @ Vancouver Wolves 

110 Toronto Legion @ Prague Phantoms 

112 Helsinki Titans @ HC Davos Dynamo 

113 Riga Reign @ Moscow Menace 

9 hours ago, Bushito said:

Vancouver 3-2

Still survivor lol

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Penny’s High Rant on the VHL

            I am currently stoned out of my mind good morning. I just want to do a quick shoot on the VHL and who’s in it. I tell you what, I am so pissed off every time I go into a sim league and see an inactive like Spade18 dominate. Like come on man, I put my heart, sweat, and tears into Gino. He is so sweet, and you’re tearing him apart just like the rest of the league.

            It makes me sick seeing that man do so well. Also, speaking of men who did well. Whatever happened to Bobubabi. He got unbanned and he just ain’t shit anymore. It’s like that unban ruined any sort of legend of him anymore. I would not want to be associated as his son ever again from here on out.

            It makes me sick to see Moscow doing as poorly as they are right now. Jet Jaguar is an absolute lick and the rest of the team’s not following his lead and really working towards getting a lot of wins and scores. It is unbelievable how much of a lick Jet Jaguar is, because Gorlab is the bonafide beauty.

            I challenge anyone in the VHL to compete against me in a Typeracer match. @ me if you’re down for the fight.

            I also gotta say, I am tired of seeing Beaviss and his players be so OP right now in the VHL. It’s like, how can someone so cute be so devastating? It’s crazy to me. I know HHH is going to win the leading scorer title though, because he’s a certified beauty 100%. Don’t @ Me. Unless you’re @ ing me to 1v1 in typeracer.

The State of the VHLM

            The VHLM may be the minor league of the VHL, but there’s still a lot of great competition and powerful players that’ll be making a great name for themselves later down in the VHL. Currently, we have a tremendous gap of skill in the division of forwards. Adam Syreck and Richard Penisson are both up there respectively, 36 and 32 points each in only 11 games. a ridiculous stat that is only exemplified by their team’s ability to reach to the top – going 10-1 in that timeframe. The fact in the matter is that the VHLM is almost a crapshoot every single year, because of all the new competition and blood that makes its way into the league.

            For players like Syreck and Penisson to be putting numbers up like that, they got to have a good chemistry and a good balance between each other as far as playing goes. They’ve built an incredible chemistry in such a short amount of time, and that’s what puts the ball rolling on these teams to rock out so early on. Other bridges that lead out to this sort of thing may include a certain Bridges as well. That’s Alex Bridges and Nikita Nulikovich of the San Diego Marlins, the next two players on the points list. They’re both part of the same team, once again. They’re on the same line, working the same minutes, same sort of ordeal completely. They’re putting up points, right?

But get this. This time around, instead of leading the league in points as a team like the Ottawa Lynx. They’re pushing mid to low tier stats, only 6-5. What a major difference between the two. So, the VHLM currently is not relying on certain superstars to create divide in the standings, because the teams around them are so poorly distributed. That has always been the downfall of the VHLM. It’s always a crapshoot in the end.

You’ve got a team in here, one that I am associated with. They’re called the Yukon Rush. Now I know what you’re thinking, even though Gino’s on the team it does not mean the team is going to be incredible. This is just how life is. Zyrok13 and Shields lead the race points wise, but Burrows, Armstrong, and Vin Calla are not far along. The team is rolling along, winning and stringing some games, and they’re a team filled with depth. A team with depth is always a scarier team, this is a fact. Look at Yukon’s front and back. Stacked to the brim with high caliber players. You know a team is scary every time you see it and notice that Gino’s on it.

Even a man like Gino, a man who isn’t producing the points like he usually would – he is that caliber of player. His lack of points isn’t a weakness. It’s only a sign of strength, and integrity, letting his teammates piggyback off his great accomplishments. Gino DiGiannantonio has no limits, and he will never quit. Give it time, give it another 30 games. You’ll see a Gino that’s beyond everyone else.

THIS IS A GINO POST.

1 hour ago, Ricer13 said:

Yukon Rush Press Conference week ending April 5 2020

 

1. How are you feeling about the teams progress in week 1?

2. Ray Sheilds currently leads the team in points. Does this surprise you at all?

3. Which Yukon player/s need to take a step forward in their development and become an elite factor for this club?

4. How come the LR has been so quiet lately? Anything you recommend to freshen things up?

5. Aside from the Rush which VHLM team has surprised you the most?

6. Lets say you are in Ray or Dyl's graphic shop. What is the ideal render for your player sig?

1. It's not looking too bad. Could be better, but it's for sure solid atm.

2. Not a surprise, but there's definitely some players who could be better that aren't right now.

3. Who the fuck is this Gino kid and why is he slacking right now?

4. We're too busy being quarantined and busy that we forgot how to socialize in times of social need.

5. Not really too many. The VHLM is all a crapshoot anyways.

6. Gino DiGinnantonio or bust.

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