pennypenny

22 minutes ago, FrostBeard said:

Come to Houston penny, we need you!

I always wanted to move to a town with good brisket.

 

i accept. 
 

sorry @Dil, you can have me next year. oh wait. KEK. Ask tfong to ban me again if ur upset

 

 

Player Information

Username: pennypenny

Player Name: Gino DiGiannantonio

Recruited From: Other (its like my third week here bro)

Age: 20

Position: RW

Height: 71 in.

Weight: 190 lbs.

Birthplace: United States of America

Player Page

@VHLM GM

On 2/11/2020 at 11:20 PM, Bushito said:

268 D.C. Dragons @ Riga Reign

269 Toronto Legion @ Vancouver Wolves

270 Malmo Nighthawks @ Seattle Bears

271 Helsinki Titans @ Calgary Wranglers 

 

Fuck double post

On 2/11/2020 at 11:22 PM, Bushito said:

Seattle 3-2

 

Gino, The Man, The Myth, The Legend: written by Pennypenny

Gino DiGiannantonio, a man of pure unadulterated strength – a man with the nicest set of hair that anyone has ever seen in this stratosphere. This man is the man who is coming into the VHL with a vengeance. After all of the hate comments and unwanted friend requests on Facebook, Gino finally had enough with showing that he was just some man with funny hair and a degree in Dentistry; Gino wanted to prove the world how physical he really was.

 

(Gino’s first year in the NBA accompanied by his wife)

 

Gino had been a phenomenal baller over the years, becoming an unsigned free agent in the NBA for the Los Angeles Lakers from 2011-2015, this was before he ultimately pursued into a cosmetic dentistry career. Gino had a 3PT% of 39% and was challenging even Stephen Curry to out of the arena fights that caused even his own teammates to respect the man for who he was.

 

(Gino’s memoriam to Kobe Bryant, photographed in 2013 when they took this wonderful photo together)

 

 

Gino DiGiannantonio had been debating whether staying in the NBA was worth it though, as he struggled internally with the situation of whether he should continue his dentistry career. His ultimate decision led to the events that are presented today. His retirement match against the Minnesota Timberwolves saw him start off tremendously, scoring 20 points in the first quarter, along with 3 blocks, 2 steals, and 2 fouls. Gino was going off into the sunset, but unfortunately the second quarter spelled imminent disaster for the Cleveland native. LeBron James popped out from the crowd and started whaling on poor Gino. “This is what the fuck you get for never signing with your hometown you fuck!” Gino was beaten within an inch of his life by LeBron and caused a massive controversy in the NBA for the savage attack that happened during the NBA’s line of work. Adam Silver was on record saying “These are the best ratings we’ve ever had! Maybe we should let these fucks beat on each other more.” This was the end of Gino’s career as a LA Laker and resulted in a more somber sendoff as he was brought back into the locker room. A man who was scoring at a pace of 80 points for the night was now shut down.

 

            “I can’t believe it. He fucking boomed me. He’s so good, he’s so good, he’s so good” Gino had murmured to himself furiously as he watched the game from the 20-inch monitor in the locker room. It was later found out that despite no physical injuries – Gino had suffered the worst injury of all in sports. Gino had lost his confidence, and his groove. This wasn’t supposed to be a retirement match – this was just the end of the season; but now this was the end of Gino’s NBA career. A truly remarkable man, and a truly remarkable half decade run now came to a bitter and sorrowed end.

            The rehab of constant positive reinforcement was now in effect, creating an even stronger man that no one would have ever saw coming… This was the beginning of Gino’s redemption to becoming the greatest physical athlete the world had ever seen.

 

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Hello, I am ready to be a AGM of the great historical team and franchise of HC Davos. Please inquire below.

On 1/26/2020 at 5:17 PM, Enorama said:

 

good job @pennypenny

@pennypenny thank you

F -Kronos Bailey

 

@.sniffuM

davos sucks.

D - Apollo Hackett

D - Guillaume Fontenette

 

@Nykonax

why the fuck did you tag all members you neanderthal.

 

also i endrose this idea. please a ccept it.

pennypenny wants to fuck

mee6 is a merk and so is that dumb terrence fong

 

stinkee idiots.

fuck boubabi.

6 minutes ago, Nykonax said:

you should be bog

 

you're a fucking righ t i should be.

 

fuck the vhl's shit commision team.

sonnet should definitely not be a bog.

 

once again, the vhl disappoints with their shitty hierarchy.

 

sorry for bad england.

Fuck @boubabi I hope he stays in his purgatory of hell where he belongs.

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+10

Dil is a stupid stinky fuck.

1 hour ago, Banackock said:

You listen to shitty music with even shittier lyrics. 

Ok moron

This is the first day of my last days
I built it up now I take it apart climbed up real high now fall down real far
No need for me to stay the last thing left I just threw it away
I put my faith in god and my trust in you
Now there's nothing more fucked up I could do
Wish there was something real wish there was something true 
Wish there was something real in this world full of you
I'm the one without a soul I'm the one with this big fucking hole
No new tale to tell twenty-six years on my way to hell
Gotta listen to your big time hard line bad luck fist fuck
Don't think you're having all the fun
You know me I hate everyone
Wish there was something real wish there was something true 
Wish there was something real in this world full of you
I want to but I can't turn back
But I want to