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    Penny's thoughts on the VHL of today

    in VHL.com Articles

    Posted

    Penny’s View of the VHL

     

                I’ll start off by saying that I have always been a character in the discord, and always a bizarre fellow if you may get to know me for a fair bit. As you know, I have recreated and am primed to be drafted in the VHLM draft tomorrow. Gino DiGinnantonio, the man who will be going 2nd overall – mark my words. From what I have observed and seen in the last bit; I can tell you things are quite different than when I was that little troll of 2018.

     

                The league has expanded a whole lot, and on top of that – so many new faces I have never seen before. It’s quite amazing to me how well the recruitment staff has done their jobs, and how much the VHL has grown. I wish to one day be a part of the VHL staff, either in a job or recruitment form. I have the capabilities, and I know I’d do well. As far as other business is concerned though, the lack of scoring in the league is frightening. It’s almost eerie how much we’re in a dead puck era, but I hope the buildup and drafting of Gino in the VHL later on will change that.

     

                On top of the whole lack of scoring, I must say that there is a prominent lack of people I remember from my times. I no longer see Blade, Shawn, or my boy BDU for that matter. Things just have seemed to change a lot, and I really am starting to feel like an old man. Well, I hope things stay well in the meantime. It all gets better and I adjust.

    Beaviss and His Two Cents

    in Archived Media Spots

    Posted

    The true love story of Beav and his two cents.

     

                Let’s just start off by saying, this isn’t going to be a hockey related article as much as most of you nerds do. This here, is a story of true love – true friendship – true male on male action that nobody else will ever experience here in the league.

     

                With every little thing that Beaviss and I have suffered through, we’ve gone through a love hate relationship that I don’t think anyone in the league would be able to understand. From the day I joined this precious league in April, the elusive day of the 28th with the year dating 2018, I was accosted by an allure that nobody else had yet. The elusive and sexy “Welcome to the VHL! I am Beaviss. Let me be your slave from here on out until you make it in the league. Also, I’m drafting you to Quebec City ?” wow that was a real sexy proposition that made me want to be a part of this league. From that moment on, I knew my love with Beaviss was real and true.

     

                With the coronavirus currently halting the VHL season and the other worldly things, I have decided to show my true love open and proud, because I am happy for my Beavy Boo and I love him like I love my own voice. God, I love my voice. Every night before I go to bed, I do four different voices, all in a nice proper and prim way. They accompany me everywhere I go, and I know every time I think of my baby Beaviss – my stomach flies and flutters.

     

                Him and I we got along so well in our first year together. He introduced me the ropes and threw me into positions I was very comfortable with at first. He allowed me to really feel alive in the VHL. Robert Malenko, my first character – that build was properly sculpted by the man known as the BeavBoy. The last D to ever get over 100 points in a season, that was Beaviss’ legacy in the last year. There’s no denying the chemistry is there between him and I – and yet we’ve never had a player together.

     

                In this next upcoming S72 draft which will be a season away, I truly do hope Gino DiGinnantonio gets selected by the Vancouver Wolves. Why? Maybe it’s because Vancouver is geographically close to where I live, and not a cesspool like Calgary. Maybe it’s because I like Beaviss and his cute smile. But I think the true and real reason is that I want to win a cup with Beaviss. I want to win a cup with his players, and him leading us to victory. His cute smile while hoisting that cup high over his shoulders will send me into a melt. I know for a fact that I will melt, because every time I see that cute smile of Beav’s… I lose it. I lose all inhibitions and feeling. I just want to be caressed and felt close to his sweet smile. I love my Beavy Boo and I hope I never lose him.

    Toronto Legion Weekly Presser

    in Team Press Conferences

    Posted

    2 hours ago, Peace said:

    New PC questions. Just a reminder you can answer both Corco's questions until the end of the month, and my own. 

    1. The draft just concluded. Toronto selected Erik Killinger and Jeff Blaze in the first and second round respectively. What are your thoughts on this haul? 

    2. Toronto traded a S73 2nd round pick for the Americans' S71 Helsinki 2nd (Jeff Blaze). Although it wasn't a first, we were able to add another prospect, what do you think of the move? 

    3. Isn't your GM generous? Max rookie contracts for everyone! 

    4. How do you anticipate Toronto doing in the upcoming season? 

    5. How well do you think our rookies will perform? 

    6. Wait... Peace still has his S73 1st round pick! How long do you think that'll last? 

     

    1. Killinger is an absolute beauty, so that was a good draft pick. good job peace.

    2. I think it's a good build for now, but who knows how that will turn out later on?

    3. Big fucking gains boys, Peace is the legend of giving money out.

    4. I imagine y'all will have a pretty spicy season. I imagine 3rd in the league out of NO WHERE!!!

    5. Killinger is a certified fucking beauty, so he's going to win ROTY no question about it.

    6. bruh, you're devise 2.0 that thing is gone tomorrow.

    The Battle of the North! (VHL FINALS!)

    in VHL.com Articles

    Posted

    The Battle of the North: by Pennypenny

     

                Currently in the VHL, there are two teams competing for the Continental Cup. The Moscow Menace, and the Calgary Wranglers. Two very competitive teams with a lot of heart and soul in each side. On one side, you have a very run-down city in Calgary, and a place where there are absolutely no redeeming factors besides the exit. The other side being Moskau, the greatest city known to man! Many good-looking women, many alcohols and on top of that – one of the greatest VHL teams ever sculpted by none other than Victor. The man himself.

     

                Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen is the greatest D in the league, this is a fact. This man is singlehandedly going to spank Calgary, and I tell you this as a completely unbiased writer from the Jewish city of Birobidzhan, a completely factual and real city that is 100% not biased for Russia #1. Not only will he spank them though, the man Jaguar will too. I will be completely unbiased; this is going to be the biggest spanking in VHL history. Calgary is a worthless has been of a team, with a GM that believes oil will go up in value and price within the next year. Bushito was caught on record saying that his gambling addiction will be fueled by the high cost of oil which he plans to have rise within the next year to $60 a barrel.

     

                Unbeknownst to him, the Saudis have a different plan. This was all calculated by the Russia team of Moskau to sabotage oil to create dysentery in the ranks of Calgary. Bushito’s stock and value is dropping fast, and it was all because of Russia’s plan to ruin the price of oil. What major effect will this have on the Wranglers in the finals? We have yet to see for sure.

     

                What we can tell you right now though, is that this will be a tremendous blowout – and a final that nobody should really pay attention to because the Russians have already won. Please clap.

     

    Please Clap.

    Gino's Playoff Run (mostly questions though)

    in Archived Media Spots

    Posted

    Gino’s Playoff Run by Pennypenny

              

     

      Let’s start off by saying, Gino was not given a fair chance in the playoffs. His agent Pennypenny prepositioned that Gino DiGinnantonio had first line minutes in his journey to the show. The GM of the Houston Fucks decided however against it, giving Gino 4th line minutes, and PK time when we all know Mr. Ginnantonio does run anything defensively.

     

                “Let me frank with all of y’all. First things first, I came into this league and sport to change my ways. I had been ballin’ for nearly half a decade before coming to this league, and on top of that, I am the greatest known dentist in the Cleveland area. I was put into this business to play hockey and win games. But obviously, somebody in upper management thought otherwise.”

     

                When pressed on about answers about Gino’s disappearance in the playoffs, the GM of the Houston Bulls, FrostBeard had this to say. “Yeah, you know it’s just sort of how the game goes; I gave the guy his time. And when he doesn’t produce and do something with it, y’know sometimes you just gotta start thinking about cuts. The way I see it, he just didn’t put his foot forward and really excel as a forward, as a scorer.”

     

                Gino shot back after the press conference in the media about Mr. FB’s comments regarding his lack of excellence. “It’s fucking pathetic how much a man up in the top can talk about my play. I was given 7 minutes of 5 on 5 ice time per game. You expect somebody to excel when they’re being matched up against the grinders of the ice, playing with the worst of the team? No, that’s fucking ridiculous to think. I’m out here, I came out here from Cleveland. I went to med school, played in the NBA. I’ve played with hundreds of excellent players, all players who could drive their own offense in the league – and they never once bitched about their coaches or managers like I’ve already heard here in the minors.” The lashings continued.

     

                “Like, it’s just fucking pathetic. 7 minutes of ice time a game, I score a goal and an assist, y’know big whoop. That’s 2 points in 8 games. But y’know what, I played hard out there, put my body on the boards, played hard and sniped when I needed to. I’m grateful to be gone from Houston.”

     

                The excitement continued throughout the week, as Gino DiGinnantonio was seen thrashing and partying at the local Dallas bars after the sweep by Minnesota. Maybe his heart is with a different Texan team? Or maybe Gino is just a raging alcoholic that goes wherever the wind takes him, or wherever the liquor goes. He might be a dentist, but the fact of the matter is – he really doesn’t know when to take it on the chin and bite the pillow. Gino’s reign of power will be continuing next season in the VHLM when he is drafted in the S71 draft. Gino is a hopeful first round pick that will excel at his next team, and hopefully he will be winning a Victory Cup with that team as well.

     

     

                This and more, by Pennypenny – and his two cents.

    S70 FInals Fantasy Zone

    in VHL Fantasy Zone

    Posted

    9 hours ago, Renomitsu said:

    Part I - Pick em' (Pick the correct winners of all three games for 2 TPE) 

    Game 3 - Moscow Menace @ Calgary Wranglers

    Game 4 - Moscow Menace @ Calgary Wranglers

    Game 5 - Calgary Wranglers @ Moscow Menace

     

    Part II - Predict the Score (Predict the correct score and winner of this game for 3 TPE)

    Game 5 - Calgary Wranglers @ Moscow Menace - Menace 4-1

     

    Part III - Player Predictions (Predict the correct player for each category, 1 TPE for each correct answer)

    Series leader in points: Jet Jaguar
    Series leader in goals: Jet Jaguar

    Series leader in assists: Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen

    Who has the series PIM lead: Mikko Lahtinen

    Who scores the series winning goal: Jet Jaguar

     

    Seattle Bears Press Conference

    in Team Press Conferences

    Posted

    On 2/6/2020 at 6:17 PM, Banackock said:

    :sea:Season 70 Bears Press Conference (PART 2 - Hibernating or nah?)  :sea: 

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    Press Conference Rules:

    LINK

     --> (3 Answers for 1 TPE) 

    *You only have to answer 3 - more are listed for variety and preference.

    ** Feel free to ask one another Q's too to earn that extra 1 TPE

     

     

    25. What were your thoughts on the whole @ShawnGlade being fired thing?

    26. What were your thoughts on @Dil getting a VHLM team?

    27. Why the hell is @Rayzor_7 so good? We hired better masseuse just because of his back.

    26. Your phone rings. You look. It's 0230 AM. @BluObieZ is calling. What in the hell does he want?

    27. What team is surprising you the most so far?

    28. Which team do you predict to finish the season with most points?

    29. Which team will finish last?

    30. How is Calgary surpassing all odds. I can see it now in the LR, "I planned this exactly" with more farts coming out of his mouth. 

    31. Who is the best d-man this year?

    32. Who will score the most goals this season in the VHL?

    33. It's almost valentines day. You have to take @DoktorFunk on a date. Elaborate, please.

    34. @HulkHogan hasn't put his fighting days totally behind him. Rumour has it, he wants to kick someones ass. Who is it? tag the bitch.

    35.What are your thoughts on Seattle adding a lottery pick (TOR 1st) for this season? 

    36. With that pick (Q35), who would you take if it landed top 3 etc?

    37. What are your thoughts on the VHL right now? 
    38. What is something you'd like to see the BoG discuss? Or maybe add to the league? you got ideas??

    39. Seattle named a new mascot. Describe his look. What's his name?

    40. @zepheter got his first pay check a little bit ago. What are some ways he spent his money? or did he? what did he do?? BIG VHL BUCKS.

    41. @xsjack signed with the Bears. What did the Bears do to initiate him into the LR? I hear sometimes shit gets wild in there...

    42. @Steve recently admitted that he's moving out and onto better things... AKA, old folks home. Will you visit? What's life going to be like for Steve?

    43. @Berocka recently interviewed a celebrity for his newest podcast with VSN. Who was it? how did it go? etc.

    44. you walk into a dark room, turn on the lights and automatically see @Acydburn standing in the corner... whats he doing? Describe whats going on, plz.

     

     

    jesus GIF

    26. If Robbie wants a little sloppy toppy, I ain’t afraid to give him the hoppy.

    35. If only it was a S72 draft pick, that way you can pick up Gino.

    36. Well considering the fact you can’t add Gino to it, we have a bit of a problem unfortunately.

    39. The Seattle Rocker. Bearly legal.

    40. Hookers and blow is the only way to go, brother.

    44. I ain’t even gonna lie, I see that fucker in a dark room - I’m clocking his head off. He’s gonna get the schmeat harder than anyone else has ever gotten it.

    Why HHH is going to the HOF no matter what.

    in VHL.com Articles

    Posted · Edited by pennypenny

    Good evening everyone I am still sick and dying full disclosure. I want to talk to you about Triple H this is a man who cannot stop at anything the only thing he can stop at the Dunkin’ Donuts to get a Dunka Roo’s before his big heavyweight title match. As far as him in the VA child goes though I will tell you all he is an absolute trash bag. It doesn’t matter that he is a precision and beauty of a score, no sir no sir. What matters is his physique is integrity is power underneath all of that equipment. Triple H has one over 15 titles in his life. You might be asking what titles they are my answer that is go fuck yourself. What matters about triple H is that he is the most beautiful sexy most intelligent man that there is in the VA A.CHAL. What matters is his physique is integrity is power underneath all of that equipment. Triple H has won over 15 titles in his life. You might be asking what titles they are my answer that is go fuck yourself. What matters about Triple H is that he is the most beautiful sexy most intelligent man there is in the VA A.CHAL.
     

    His agents Beavis is probably the sexiest agent in the VHS as well. And I know what you’re thinking how is this all related to being in the Hall of Fame. The fact of the matter is there is no ugly people in the Hall of Fame of the VHL. Even the ones who rode in on their mommies saddle and suck the juices right out of a cows tit, They are all still beautiful people! I have to be on there but that is another story. Triple H back in 2003 was an absolute monster of a man. He would bury anyone who opposed him. Even men like Bill Goldberg Stood no chance against a man like Hunter Hearst Helmsley.That alone right there even if that was the WWE is proof enough that this man deserves all the same respect as any Hall of Famer. Beavis already is in the Hall of Fame as a builder, and that right there is proof enough Triple H Mr. Hunter Hearst Helmsley will be making it to. I don’t care what any of you guys say even if he scored and if he never scored another goal in the DHL he would still make it because this man is the greatest wrestler the greatest hockey player the greatest man to live on this earth and that’s a matter of fact because Stone cold said so.

    Gino’s future HOF hype man from the tales of an insane man.

    in Archived Media Spots

    Posted

    Good evening everyone, As far as my previous media spot goes this won’t be that I am currently going through a tremendously heavy sickness and I am voice dictating this form post I will not be correcting any problems that arise from the voice dictation. No I want to start off my story by saying Gino did Jen and Tonio is one of the greatest hockey players I will be.And as far as all of the haters go they are all going to be wrong about Gino because Gino is one of the greatest they will play this game. The reason I am using voice dictation today is because of my previously told sickness as well as the fact that I don’t have Internet on my computer right now. So I just want you all to knowThat this will be fairly messed up.

     

    As far as future Hall of Famer’s go there’s been many over the years that you could say I’ve been consistent and there’s definitely a lot do you could say don’t deserve their place. The person I’m speaking about that doesn’t deserve their place is without a doubt Anyone who opposes Gino degenerate Tonio. I am his current agent and previously when he had played in the NBA for the LA Lakers do you know how a lot of consistency. Gino could throw dunk and most of all the most important thing in basketball Gino did not shit his pants much like our good friend James Harden or whatever the hell his name is I don’t care Because he is a Gino.

     

    Gino is going to make his Hall of Fame case by winning every single award of every single season is that he plays in the VHL. When he gets drafted to the Seattle Bears, he’s going to take the VHL by surprise with how impressive his scoring ability is. In his first season in the minors do you know didn’t do too well. The reason being was because of his bench that he was forced to stay on most of the time. A bench that could hold the weight of a dentist that has so much power so much ability and it’s gone away it’s thrown away to the side. She knows man backspace oh shit fuck one second

     

    Gino is a man won’t let anything take him down and even if he’s only got five points in 24 games Gino will not stop, Geno will not let go. Every good man goes through adversity and Geno is no exception this man has absolutely no worries in the world because he knows he is the best in the world. I will be completely honest this media spot Isn’t supposed to go through Gino’s accomplishments. Because what he has here is accomplishment enough. Even if Geno never sniffs the VHL, he will always go down as the greatest dentist to play the game. That right there is enough to be in the VHS Hall of Fame for me. Because knowing how much effort and how much integrity he’s had and how much ability he put into it to make it here that right there is proof enough. Hi Penny Penny has Asians can tell everybody that this man will be a legend and even if anyone goes against him even after he scores 180 goals in a single season he will know in his heart and in his soul that he is the greatest to ever play In the VHL. I may be speaking incoherently and blabbing but I know for a damn fact that Gino is going to be the best. I am is a man and I will not stop until everybody knows how well he is and how good he will be. Thank you for listening one day this will be all better but for now I am bedridden and sick. Left my goddamn media post go through and thank you to everyone except for Bevis thank you.

     

     

    Gino's Beginnings and Path to the VHL

    in VHL.com Articles

    Posted

    Gino’s VHL Beginnings by Pennypenny

     

                Gino is a man who went into the VHL with one thing in mind, to clap bombs and fuck moms. The issue is that the beginning of his VHL career has started with him being in his mandatory VHLM stint. This stint hasn’t been the best to start off, only getting 2 goals and an assist in his first 11 games. Regardless of these light amounts of points, Gino has been fucking moms on the side all week.

     

                “Yeah, I haven’t been doing as well as I could’ve. I was shitting all over players back in the NBA… Rest in peace Kobe… But the fact of the matter is, that I am resting for the real times. The real place to be, which is when I am drafted 1st overall in the VHL. Gino is the greatest winger of all time, and he only speaks in third person. That is what makes him so great.

     

                Speaking of great, can we talk about how Houston is going to win the Victory Cup this year led by Gino? This will show Gino’s leadership early on and prove to the VHL why he is deserving of the 1st overall pick that will be brought in by Seattle. Gino likes Seattle, as he did his first dentistry work over by there before moving to Cleveland, OH. He knows what he must do to make it through to the VHL and make a real footprint on it all.

     

                In the end, it doesn’t really matter right now, since Gino is currently in his 2nd season before the VHL draft. He has some time to grow, and really show what he’s all about. But for now, at this current time in the year – he has shown that he’s just a tremendous leader in the locker room. Gino knows how to win. And that’s what he’ll do.

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