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Again? ? Do not act surprised.. Do not act surprised..

GL!

Maxim Kovalchuk beats up Hunter Hearst Helmsley at 8:39 of 1st period PS if they would have beat us... they'd be in 1st for Euro conference.

Interesting.

Not playoffs yet ?

GG

Gg van

Sure. Seemingly we’re going to unban him. I skimmed it as I’m not wasting 1.5 hours of my day unless I have it in the background later on. I remember a time he was pretty great. He was also super fucking terrible. Like 10/10 horrible and had zero emotion or thought for consequence or other people’s well-being. Mocking myself and calling me out etc when i wasn’t doing the best in a role after explaining I had a family member in the hospital and then they passed away. It was super fucked up. He did lots for the site, yep. And incredible amount to which I’m amazed and appreciative of. But yes, the bad can and often does overshadow a lot. I get people change. I’m one of the bigger advocates of that. People still bring up my past despite me being a teenager/kid during that time (closer to 10 years ago..) and it literally being years and years and years since those days. I’ve even changed a lot with the VHL that I hope a lot of people notice. I may not be perfect and at times have a big mouth but that’s who I am. Open, honest and blunt and if you don’t like it, well - idk. Tough shit I guess. If he does return, all I can say is that I hope nothing triggers the old spats and drama or people or him going out Head hunting and play victim. It’s not super hard for someone to play super nice just to trick people either but it did mostly sound genuine. Let’s not pretend they also put a lot of time into this and it was likely planned out etc. Food for thought. Higgins obviously isn’t dumb and is also horny to see the result he desires. So whatever happens I guess happens. I’m sure a lot of thought will go into it. I know every time members use my past against me it truthfully still does bother me and at times hurts a bit too. So GL and welcome back (first).

wow, pumped them but couldn't complete er.

Wow!

It was REALLY hard to figure out.

Hmm. Totally missed the expansion announcement as the title is just for theme week... weird to include or not name it lol.. congrats.

Things are booming, not busting, in the VHL these days, baby! The dark, gloomy, storm clouds have left the building and things are doing good. The VHL is revived and come back to life. We all remember those dark days (well, likely a good amount don't). They actually weren't as bad as people were saying but I also wouldn't say they're were healthy or progressive. Now? Take a look around. TPE is running out the yahoo, people are earning quik TPE and making us all back in those days look like bitch asses. People can leave the drafts now with insane amounts of TPE. Even first gen players that are mediocrely active, they're busting 200+. The economy, obviously booming because of this too. People were making large bands of money all thanks to the Brands and such. Man, those days were sweet. IMO, we need another way to earn money like that but also imo, brands were shit. Need something need. It was a good idea, just not well with the community and the tournament was too much work for nothing gained it felt. Well, now the VHL is looking to go even further. Supposedly we have an app on the android. It's gonna be on the stores. I can't imagine it looks like a professional, amazing app, but there is one. Recruitment is looking for more and more unique ways to attract new members. This isn't the early 2000's. A post on a hockey forum or Nexopia/Myspace post aren't going to cut it anymore. We're in the day and age where we discovered more than 2 genders of human beings (lololololololol), kids win 3million dollars in Fortnite tournaments and Youtub'in women make more money per video caking their face clown sauce, then you do per quarter year at work. The VHL needs to be unique. The world is largely unique. Thus, our wonderful recruitment team have come up with new methods or advertisement. 1. Sex is popular. Sex is good. VHL condoms come with the face of your favourite player on the tip. Score big today! 2. Have dry eyes? Allergies got you down? VHL opened up their own line of eye drops called "Not For Pussies: Hulk Hogan Edition". Similar ingredients to bear spray. 3. Smell that beautiful fragrance? VHL cologne, Old Spyce, hits the market tomorrow. 4. Elizabeth May, of Canada's Green Party, offered to plant a tree for every new member that joined. 5. Justin Trudeau states VHL will use new material instead of plastic gatorade and water bottles. He was quoted as saying "We have recently switched to drinking water bottles out of… water out of… when we have water bottles out of plastic. Sorry! Away from plastic towards paper like drink-box water bottles sort of things,”. If you think that's funny, that's the man you let Canada vote in. That's a legit quote (apparently they didn't provide us with all the "uhhh's" he usually throws in a sentence). 6. President Donald Trump promised to eliminate all Mexicans in the VHL. Astonishingly, his approval and popularity percentage have risen 33% in the USA, while they've taken a 69% dip in the VHL. 7. President-to-be "hopeful", Hillary Clinton, promises to work a second job as the VHL's email and paperwork department. We've heard she's amazing at handling emails etc. All this stuff is gonna help the VHL. These are only a few of the many initiatives Beketov currently has cooking up in his secret lab. He's your normal everyday guy on the outside but than has a secret lab. Like Walter White and meth, but Beketov and secrets. Ask him about his secrets. I'm at my word limit. I planned to write a VHL.com and only do a few ideas above but than I enjoyed writing the VHL's ways that the fingers just kept typing.... So this is a media spot for 3 capped TPE, lol.. What are some ways you think the VHL should advertise the league? -1 point for porn site suggestions. And also, like, what are some things the VHL should dibble dabble into? Maybe a car made my Audi named the "Viktoree" and yeah. and go!

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If you find time, take a look at this link: Link to Riga Team Stats It will refreshen your memory on Riga losing to them as well. One team was expected to be bad, the other one to be good.

Or were they the victim of their goaltending that game?

42. Should @Spade18 come back? Yep. He should. Right now. "Ill be back hopefully around July". Tick, tock. Let's become a star you big beautiful baby. There's still time! 43. If you could have any super power, what would it be and why? The ability to be invisible. Not much you'd be limited to. 44. What is one of your least favourite foods? I basically like a majority of shit but I don't really care for Sushi or Olives. 45. Pet Giraffe or $5,000? Why? If you took the money, what are you spending it on? If you took the giraffe, wanna have a play date? The giraffe and then sell it for $300,000 to an American who only wishes to release it in their 300 acre backyard and shoot it, stuff it and maybe cook a few weird meals with it just so when the media claims their murderers they can say it was for meat. 50. Is @Acydburn burn a bust or late bloomer? BUST.

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Officially locked. Good luck!

What do I own? Plz sir

We’re unable to playfully trash talk you’re team without them getting salty. What I can do for you, sir, is remind you that your general manager traded a starting goalie away when he was trying to compete and ended up with no goalie and had to scramble for a goalie. Working at Wendy’s > not knowing what you’re doing.

Close? So Toronto is like 40-3-1 by now? Magical season.