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Also this took way too long for something that was suppose to be a joke. You are now King of the Weebs Enjoy! @Sonnet

I can already tell we are going to disagree on things, I wouldn't let any of my players get away with that shit. You treat everyone the same regardless of what they put up on the scoreboard. Especially when you have a guy like Dahlberg who's ego needs some deflation.

Worst recolor I have ever seen, what is this the amateur chirp hour? And stop stealing my ideas lol ( that was one of the pics I had saved btw... if you would have asked nicer I would have given you my recolor.)

1.)Trump and Trudeau have come to their battle to the death with the agreement that they can only fight with what they can sneak past the metal detectors in the Parlament building. Trump came in confident that a Canadian pretty boy like Trudeau could never bring him down. Trumps weapon of choice a toupee garrotte. Trudeau knowing he was going to be underestimated and having home feild advantage used a weapon of convince a pair of decorative moose antlers. It was a close battle but Justin’s youth and homfield advantage played out in his favour. The fight ended with Trudeau jamming an antler into Trumps head, When his body was collected Trump had a set of moose antlers imbedded in his Skull. Trudeau’s only comment to the American people after this was truly Canadian he apologized, “I’m sorry I didn’t do this sooner, and you’re welcome” 2.) there are a lot of answers to this riddle but the most likely one you’re looking for is a pig, because once it is bacon and it’s cooking it smells so damn good!! 3.) I think this will just give away how Canadian i am but my favourite sports are hockey ? and curling ? ! My NHL team are the Ottawa senators. I do watch baseball in the spring and summer, I cheer for the blue jays with the more hardcore fans in my family. 4.)I like the Fact that you think I had to look them up, I knew exactly who I was going to pick for each immediately. Fuck Beyonce ( obviously she is hot as hell but a total diva, too much to deal with on a daily basis), Marry Margot Robbie (Beautiful, Smart and Social sign me up) and Kill Blake Lively (because Ryan Reynolds Deserves better lol) 5.) I think it would be neat to have a tool that allows you to control your electronics with your mind, eliminating the need for physical typing. ( not sure this was the beautiful invention you were expecting lol) 1.) For me it is hardest to play against my past teams on Vegas like @Esso2264 and @DilIsPickle. It is a constant struggle to be stuck between wishing them the best and having to be selfish and wanting the best for myself as well 2.) Being able to hold on to a lead... this is kind of obvious. 3.)Of Course Wahl is the better chirper, Dahlberg definitely gives out a greater quantity but the quality of what Wahl dishes out is just of a higher Caliber. Their shit talking philosophy are really different. Wahl says what he needs to and says it well and is willing to accept he has shortcomings. While Dahlberg seems to bury ppl with a lot of unoriginal mediocre chirps and is unable to see any faults in himself. Truly they are very different people. Lastly, Dahlberg only fights for himself, while even though Wahl has often thrown chirps at others unprevoked he also jumps to the defence of others.

It is ok you don't have to understand, but i'll be bringing a friend from the team over for Christmas lol, his name is Carles.

Are you saying that lost my fire, because if you want chirps i'll give you a chirp . " Dahlberg you couldn't score with $5000 in your pocket in Thailand" -Brick Wahl

McWolf If anyone is going to write the Brick and Carles loves story it will probably be Eudaldkp . Check out that last line, it is like he writes freekin' romance novels. Brick sure is a lucky fella

You didn't know shit, stop pretending you knew this was going to happen.

You need me, you don't have other Goalie options lol and Carles may be the future of your next season. I think we are safe

Apparently, the Wahl Goes Both Ways? Shocking news has been released in the VHLM today Brick Wahl stepped out after Game 2 of the playoffs to talk about his recent shutout victory. Reporters asked Wahl of personal and professional questions. Wahl first commented on how disappointed he was with games one of the shows down with Halifax. “Some games you want to remember and some games you want to forget.” When asked how he deals with the games he would like to forget a reporter also inquired after Brick’s girlfriend Caylin. “Caylin, decided to stay in Vegas when I left. I’ve been spending my time with a new someone special who has brought out the very best in me, and it doesn’t hurt that he has the cutest accent. That’s right you heard it right I’m bisexual and I refuse to hide who I am anymore. I can’t think of a better person to spend time with than Carles Puigemont and I know he feels the same. Hope ya’ll have a nice day, I won’t be fielding any more questions today. I have somewhere better to be.” @Eudaldkp (I don't really know how this started but is is a thing now..lol)

"You can love more than one thing, just sayin'..." -Brick

Brick says "I've gone my hardest since you got here Carles, you're my inspiration." Brick just smiles then says "you didn't need to add the no homo bro, we both got girls. Pretty sure no one is assuming we lather each other up in the shower" lol.

Well I guess you are lucky then Peace, Saskatoon is such an active club. We give you quite a bit of hopefully entertaining material

@Eudaldkp From the moment Carles joined the locker room it was Pure Saskatoon Magic. Brick says "I'll be waiting in the VHL for ya my dangelin' darlin' " It is going to be a long S64!

Stoff you are awful feisty today, I love it. LMAO

Get your shit together Dahlberg, do you want to win or look at pretty girls? Tons of time to get laid after you beat Yukon. @diamond_ace I thought your team was more focused than this...

@Nykonax and @McWolf Since you both said I need to take Stoffiday out to become the new AGM of Ottawa I have decided to comply and help you on this part of your play off journey. Although, I could never actually harm poor Rhett so this is what I came up with. Btw, I figured this was the kindest way I could distract you @Stoffidaylol. Just think they must be desperate if they are asking me to off you already.

I have to breathe at some point, I’m sure you’ll get your chirps in. You didn’t have a hard time being heard in the last one ?

@Sonnet we should do another one when i hit the VHL it will be more entertaining than the 1st one, just you and me talking shots at eachother. #QualityEntertainment

I’ve said it before there is no honour in taking shots at those beneath you, so I’ll just take this as a compliment that you see me as future competion lol

I have no plans on cutting the Saskatoon season short, no matter what happened in this mess of a game I intend on being the goalie of the last team standing.

? Most profound reply I have ever received from you... lol What are you doing trolling the VHLM playoffs anyways? Just getting in practice chirps on me for next season?

Honestly, it just makes me want to work harder. No matter what I achieve this season I know it will be because my team was great. I honestly am not suprised that my stats are not the best. I started from the bottom and that welfare queen started capped. However, now that I’m capped games like this are a tough pill to swallow. You are right it really sucks to want to be what makes your team great and not see the rewards of all your effort but I won’t stop trying, at the very least I’m not a quitter. Could you say the same if you were in my position?

You weren’t able to finish anything and you were actually over powered for the WJC. Ya you did good on a tanking team but your ‘greatness’ really didn’t get them anywhere in the end. 1st losers and didn’t even make playoffs sounds like a bust to me. Even with your save % which is a miracle btw the sim must just love on Pepper.

Don’t you mean @tfong, he has a female player. Brick Wahl is a male Congrats on Katie @ShawnGlade she is looking good!