Matt_O

I’ll apply

Sure

dropping 94 points doesn't help your case

https://vhlforum.com/topic/65281-toronto-legion-offseason-to-do-list/ Toronto got both of the guys they needed. Devise working that magic even without any draft picks

Damn

Welcome to Las Vegas @frescoelmo @Lexlooter @Kootscoot @DoubleCarl! We are happy to have you Good doing business @Rayzor_7

I was going to have a live thread with free agency, reporting on rumors and all sorts of stuff for VSN. Unfortunately since the only info you get about FA is when they actually sign, it just isn't that much fun. Free Agency day is supposed to be one of the most exciting days of the season/off-season, and here it is just a side thing.

what a clever name

@InstantRockstar @Acydburn Bellinger just signed with Vegas, just to let you know. He accepted it over message so thats why his acceptance isn't on here

first time you have ever used a gif that wasn't michael scott

Updated as of 7/4/19. @PenKnight was added to B tier @Motzaburger was moved from B tier to A tier

What a wild movie this was

1. What made you want to join the VHL? 2. Any goals for your player in his first season? 3. Favorite NHL team? 4. What other sports do you enjoy, and what teams do you like? 5. Would you rather win but have bad stats or lose with great stats? 6. If you could add 10 years to your dogs life but take away 10 years from your own life, would you do it? @DangerGolding

sounds good

Welcome to the league @DangerGolding I am the Las Vegas Aces GM. The Aces need more players this upcoming season and we would love to have you! I can offer second line minutes, as well as powerplay AND penalty kill time! If you stay active that can become first line minutes. We would love to see you in green and white this upcoming season! If you are interested, quote this offer and say "Accept" -Matt_O

Welcome to the league @BBallBobby I am the Las Vegas Aces GM. The Aces need more players this upcoming season and we would love to have you! I can offer second pairing defense minutes, as well as powerplay AND penalty kill time! We would love to see you in green and white this upcoming season! If you are interested, quote this offer and say "Accept" -Matt_O

@HulkHogan made it as a bears jersey

Josh is no more

After Calgary traded their 24th overall pick to Malmo, some speculated that a third round pick from S68 was headed Calgary's way. However, I can confirm that isn't the case. As the VSN Insider for the VHL, rumblings of an odd deal emerged. Since a "huge couch" wasn't a viable trading piece on the portal, Malmo had to replace it with a third round pick so it didn't seem too suspicious. The couch they purchased was used during the playoffs to watch both the VHLM and VHL. Many members of Malmo say that the couch had an extremely unusual odor after the inital series with New York and Vancouver. They also say the odor didn't appear until after that series. They say it got even worse after Glades series winning goal vs Calgary. Some suspect their is foul play going on. Many believe the Matthew Materazo's son Xander is the culprit, and him not being potty trained is the cause of the smell. They say he takes dumps in the crevesses of the couch. It is also suspected that the ungodly amount of liquor that was drunk on that couch could also affect the well being of the couch. It's not certain why Calgary would give up a third rounder for such a smelly couch; perhaps Bushito just wanted to go to bed. https://vhlforum.com/topic/64522-malmo-team-purchases-a-huge-couch-to-watch-the-playoffs-on/

Vegas would like a rebrand. Since Halifax was recently re-done we probably won't get anything soon but we could use a new look.

Welcome to the league @O-Chir! I am the Las Vegas Aces GM. We need more players this upcoming season, and we want YOU to be a part of us. We can offer you second line forward minutes, but that can become first line minutes if you stay active! We would love to see you in Green and White this upcoming season! If you are interested, quote this offer and say "Accept" -Matt_O

the fall is over

everyone knows you finessed the draft

Anybody remember @VanCanWin bold take with Tate? what a genius

Agree with Rayzor and thrand on this one. Cody would be excellent