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I believe more then 50% of them touched it before Manning's kids touched it. No need to "read again" because if I believe more then 50% touched it then the majority touched it. Plus Jim Nantz or however you spell it said "now you can share it with your kids, let them touch it" so what was Peyton going to do? snub his kids on live tv? so people can call him out on that? I highly doubt any player felt insulted by it. You said and I qoute "John Elway still looks like an idiot" which can be taken two ways. Image wise, like his physical image or how he portrays himself and you not agreeing with the way he does thing. Since you never specified what you meant I asked. So actually maybe you should read before you reply.

few stats Manning oldest QB to win the Super bowl 2 longest period between two Super bowl victories (9 years) Brady holds that odd record with 10 Manning has the most wins as a QB (200) Talib is one funny guy. Gets a penalty for taunting (funny because it was a coach talking shit so he taunted him after a stop) After the game he slips on a set of a interview, then on TSN he doesn't even know they are from Canada and says "Cahoonas" on tv and they said "we will probably drop that word" and he was like "I can't say cahoonas on tv?" and they were like "you probably could it's Canada" and he was like "Canada? like Toronto?" and they were like "no nation wide" lol then Talib left not before saying "Cam is probably in the back crying" which is exactly what he was doing. In his press conference it looked like he was going to cry so he walked away lol #datassmusthurtcam

They were saying as you said it would be a "tough task" but the Broncos had a easy time stopping him. That D made Cam look like a Amateur. This game was never going to be decided by Manning's arm. Panthers knew it, Bronco's knew it and Manning knew it. The run game worked when it had to and the D did the rest. A player that gets lost in it is McManus who nailed two key field goals. Peyton owns like 10 Papa John's resturaunts Not true because as they were bringing the trophy up a ton of them touched it/kissed it. Manning's kids touched it before some Broncos players yes. Looks? as in his looks? or something he did? if its that then I have no idea how he looks stupid after building that team. Only 6 players remained on the roster since their last SB loss. He completely rebuilt that team. People credit him for the D but he rebuilt that whole team.

People were questioning if Manning could even be productive against that D. Which he was, he was not good but he managed the game correctly. Everyone thought that since Newton is a RB playing QB that he would run wild on that Broncos D. Well that's not the case Von Miller and his buddies made Cam their bitch. So much so that Cam walked away from his post game press conference. His reaction to the Broncos 2nd TD is just classic and it will be a funny gif for years. Cam and the Panthers were too cocky heading in because they were the favorites. Cam was too busy "dabbing" then practicing correctly for that D

That Denver D is just straight up amazing. Everyone heading into it had Panthers, not me. I have been a Broncos fan for 20 years actually. People said they couldn't contain Cam, they couldn't stop him throwing or running. Keep in mind this was the same D that made Brady look horrible (3 INT's, hit over 10 times, less then 50% completion) Cam looked dazed and confused all game. Miller was huge with the two sack strips and the D with the 7 sacks in general. Manning gets his fairy tale ending send off. Best QB of all time. Sets a record doing it, has the most wins as a QB with 200. Congrats Broncos and Congrats Peyton

Sir William Covington III opted to send a unkown person to play in hockey games that he is supposed to play in because he has opted to go take in the sights and sounds of Super Bowl 50. William was on hand in his skybox to talk about the game and his hockey career. William said "The Panthers and their fans have been talking mad shit for two weeks saying that they can beat this D and it wasn't that good. Well what now? Cam looks like a clown, he is running around scared and crying. That's not even mentioning that he looks hurt from all those hits. So to all the bandwagon fans all i have to say is hahahahahaha fuck you" William even touched base on his hockey career that most people think he is taking lightly lately "Yeah I've been mailing it in but come on I am the best player in the minors a league that does not matter all. Do you really expect me to care? No not really, plus in the LHL we dominate they don't really need me there right now either. So why not fuck around and have fun? which I am doing right now"

INT-PLANE-DAY Sir William Covington III is passed out on top of a naked model with cocaine on her boobs. Putin walks around the cabin drunk while chanting something. Putin If we go down I want to go down drinking Ahma who is in the washroom puking kicks the door open Ahma We’re not going down Putin That’s what you think A cellphone begins to ring in the background which makes William fall off the women he is laying on. He begins to look for his phone. As he answers he sits up. William Covi’s phone… It’s not me though William snorts cocaine off the girl’s boobs as he listens William First off, this is not William and secondly if it was him he still won’t be showing up to your stupid game. He has hired some joe schmo to play for him. So don’t worry you will have a warm body. I am pretty sure that Willie is off to watch the Super Bowl live William nods mockingly as say “uh huh” as he holds the phone away from his head as he drinks from a bottle of rum William That’s nice. Bye Bye Frye EXT-LEVI STADIUM-DAY William and his entourage show up in a fleet of SUV’s the fans outside the stadium tailgating are forced to step aside by William’s security detail. William opens the door of his SUV and falls out onto the ground with a football in his arms William TOUCHDOWN!!!!!! Ahma jumps out of the car and onto William taking the ball from him then running away Ahma FUMBLE William looks at his security detail and snaps his fingers. They now run after Ahma and as soon as they get near Ahma they Taser him and take the ball off him. William is now helped to his feet by Putin who gives him a big “Das Boot” to drink. William drinks it all and smashes it to the ground. As William is walking to the stadium he comes across group of Panther Fans. William Your team sucks, Cam will be made to look like an idiot by the Denver D Fan Fuck that, have you seen how we destroyed the Seahawks and Cardinals. If you think the beating you guys took last super bowl was bad wait till Cam runs wild on you William pushes the fan down William Don’t ever and I mean ever quote Hulk Hogan to me BROTHER! The only place Cam will be running is to his mommy crying just like you and your punk bitch buddies The fans friends try to get into the face of William but William’s security detail backs them off so William can leave INT-SKYBOX 1ST QUARTER-DAY Malik Jackson recovers the ball in the end zone after a Von Miller strip sack on Cam Newton. William goes wild and runs around the skybox screaming. William TOUCHDOWN!!!!!!!!!!!! What you gonna do Cam? Ahma who is sitting in the corner as he rubs the bruises on his arms from being tasered and tackled. Ahma I hope the Panthers win now William Get out Ahma Why? William Because you are fucked in the head and this is a Broncos fan only zone Ahma I was cheering for them before we got here William Was being the operative word here. Ahma Come on William points at the door William And don’t come back till you cheer for the right team INT-SKYBOX 2ND QUARTER-DAY Jonathan Stewart scores a TD late in the 2nd quarter making it a 10-7 game. Ahma pops his head into the skybox Ahma Told you William throws a bottle at the door, it smashes as Ahma closes the door again William We are still winning ass clown and now you aren’t coming to the after party so you might as well leave now. Ahma opens the door Ahma I can’t leave you because I am here to watch Davos’ property and make sure he does not get hurt William throws yet another bottle at the door William I’ll hurt you if you don’t leave INT-SKYBOX 3rd QUARTER-DAY Brandon McManus nails 30 yard FG to make it a 13-7 game. William Two possession game, that’s what I like to see William snaps his fingers William Time to start the celebration William now annoyed snaps his fingers again William Where the fuck is my beer assistant? Putin Coked out of her mind? Ahma opens the door again Ahma Don’t start partying yet, it’s not over till the fat lady sings William So Lady Gaga? Or are we talking about Beyonce? If it’s either of them then that already happened Ahma Damn… Ahma goes to close the door defeated but William stops him William Get in here you sack of shit you are my new beer assistant INT-SKYBOX 4th QUARTER-NIGHT C J Anderson runs the ball in to make it 22-10 and after a two point conversion it becomes 24-10. William who now is really smashed out of his mind stands on a glass table and pops two bottles of champagne and showers everyone William We are the fucking champions! Ahma is now seen trying to clean up the champagne with a small napkin as he cries Ahma It’s not over William showers Ahma in champagne William It’s over bitch EXT-FIELD-NIGHT The episode ends as William tackles Von Miller as the clock runs out and the confete flies. William We the da fuckin’ champs my friend and we will keep on fightin’ to the end!

eh

I'll take a 6 point game

I'm on a cold streak after not even wrestling

yet another match where I don't even wrestle in and lose... this is why i did not want to join this. My guy would never team up with anyone. He's not a "team player"

Nice, Covington gonna cov

Wow is that some sort of record?

Greg Fuckery here with LHL.com coming to you with the next batch of LHL games and boy do we have some entertaining games. This updates theme if it had to have one would be rivalries. Why? because they are starting for form and some are nastier then others. Take Sunnyvale and VHL Legends. In two games they have combined for in penalties of which 152 came from Sunnyvale and 118 came from the legends. It was a 18 fight game, the Sunnyvale Dealers which we are asking the league to change the name to Goons were lead to the Penalty box by all around bad ass and local legend Ricky who had a game high 34PIM. Which was just of two fights. First he fought Sterling Labatte at 2:54 into the 2nd period where he racked up 5 for fighting, 2 for instigating and 10 min misconduct. A fight that he won by the way. But of course he was not done there, upon his return to the game Ricky was looking for another fight and he got one from VHL Legend Scotty Campbell in the 3rd period. Where Ricky racked up yet another 17 minutes. The two surprisingly fought to a draw. This is proof that if anything the LHL is entertaining. Lots of fights and lots and lots of goals. The Debauchery already have 96 goals for and the Legends are close behind them at 93. In other news the Las Vegas Debauchery went on a 8 game winning streak cementing them as the number one team in the league. The Real World Conference might be a lower scoring conference but they are still holding form as the defensive conference. But the Fantasy Conference is looking like the Conference to beat because all three of their playoff teams have at least 20 points and at least 10 wins. Standings Team Canada proves that without their players the NHL is not the same These two teams can score. Debauchery win a 15 goal game with backup goalie Varlamov in net. A questionable move to play him in a game vs the 2nd best team in the league. The first ever LHL shutout came from the one team that everyone loves to hate. The Las Vegas Debauchery. That's not even mentioning yet another hat trick from League Owner Robbie Zimmers Next up is a game between the stars of old and new in the VHL Game 51... Sunnyvale Dealers vs VHL Legends... A game that will literally go down as one of the most intense games in LHL history The LHL might be a high scoring league but there are games like this one where the D shine and it's a "low scoring" game But then there are games like this... Which was a 20 fight game but does not break the PIM record Till next game day, I'm Greg Fuckery have a fucky day

He's the man big enough to fill the whole net

No need for that since the LHL has the VHL Legends Who like to kick my Debauchery's ass...

Forgot to put the standings in the post. I always thought it would be cool to see how our past players would do after the VHL. Now we have this. Maybe in the future seasons, expand the league. Have retired players "sign" with certain teams. So it's not always my Debauchery winning even though right now it doesn't look that way

Something that no one thought Robbie Zimmers had the balls to do has happened. Albeit one week late Robbie's baby the LHL has started it's first ever season of play. The eight team league that is stacked stars of the past, current and even the future has played thirty two games and there are already a few surprises early on in the season. First off let's look at that standings. The Real World Conference was predicted to be the worst out of the two and looks like so far early on eight games into the season that is holding up. They may have the top team in the LHL points wise in the Colorado Avalanche with fourteen points. The rest of the teams are at .500 or worse. That is not mentioning the lack of goal scoring in the conference. The Avalanche the top team has scored twenty eight goals and allowed twenty five. No team in the Real World has scored over thirty goals which proves that this is the defensive conference because the Fantasy conference all teams except for the first place Dealers have let in more than thirty goals. Another surprising stat is that The Las Vegas Debauchery are third in their conference and all their losses have come to the same team. A team not named the Sunnyvale Dealers. The Debauchery have been pegged the best of the best but their third place in the conference and fifth place overall has to be worrisome to team owner and league owner Robbie Zimmers. The only impressive stat thus far for the Debauchery is that they have a league high forty five goals for and have made a staggering $37,202,874 in just four home games. The next top team in finances is the team that the Debauchery have a hard time beating is the VHL Legends who have made a cool $21,592,855 in four home games for an average $5,398,213.75 per home game which is good but when compared to the Debauchery's $9,300,718.50 per home game you can obviously see the difference why there is a team in Las Vegas. But also keep in mind that the Debauchery play for a sellout crowd of 60,000 while the Legends play for a sellout crowd of 30,000. Interesting to say the least huh? But anyways here are a few of the highlight games that have happened so far. Leagues first ever game Can Ricky and Lahey co-exist? Gretzky is back The Slaughter Blowout Legend slaughter Debauchery Schedule Leaders With all that said and done. Here are two disturbing stats. Debauchery goalie Carlos Vasquez has faced a league high 261 shots in 8 games. If they want to win more games they need to fix that D. Also just look at how many SO there has been this season. Is this an issue moving forward?

INT-CASINO-DAY As we look across the casino we see a man sleeping on a roulette table. His head is resting inside the roulette wheel as another man is trying to push him off the table. Casino Security keep an eye on them but do not stop them. The man on the table can be heard yelling “stop” and other things as we get closer. We finally see that it is Vladimir Putin and Sir William Covington III. William is laying on the table refusing to move so Putin gives up and starts to put chips on the back of William Putin 1 million on lower back, 1 million on left shoulder blade, 1 million on right shoulder blade Putin pauses for a second as he thinks Putin 1 Million on right buttocks William Don’t you dare touch my ass Putin grabs the roulette ball Putin No more bets Putin picks up Williams head out of the roulette wheel and spins the roulette wheel before dropping the ball in. Williams eyes go round and round watching the ball. Putin Call it out William Put my head down Putin lets go of his head which make William drop his head back in the wheel stopping it with his head. The ball ends up under William’s head. So Putin goes to push him off the table but as William is about to fall off the table we see the ball is in his mouth which he spits out and the ball lands on One Red. Putin celebrates as William finally falls off the table with a loud thud. The table flips over sending chips flying everywhere. Putin I win! I win!!!! The casino manager comes running to the big mess that Putin and William have created Putin I won! Manager No you didn’t Putin Excuse me? are you calling me a liar? Manager You two were messing around it was not a real game. We just let you two have your fun Putin I made bets, yes? Manager Yes… but in your “game” Putin But it was a game am I right? Manager Technically Putin Yes or no Manager Yes Putin So I win Manager Where did it land? Putin One Red The manager looks around at the destruction in disbelief Manager How on earth would I even know if that is accurate? Putin gets mad and grabs the manager by the hair and drags him to another roulette table. He slams the manager’s head onto the table so he can see the number one. Security inches towards the two men but the manager waves them off saying he is ok. Putin Can we agree that is the number one? Manager Yes Putin If you would go back in the footage you will see that I placed a million dollar bet on his left shoulder. His left shoulder cover the number one, the number four, Zero partially, the first twelve and one to eighteen. A very stupid argument can be made that that area also covered the number seven and Even. But we will ignore that. So the million dollars was spread on five places. I won three of those five. If you used your pea sized brain you would calculate that to two hundred thousand on each place. I lost four hundred thousand on Zero and four. But his shoulder hit on the number one, it hit on the first twelve and one to eighteen. Now as you stare at that number I will tell you how much you owe me. Putin thinks for a second Putin You owe me seven million four hundred thousand dollars. Which is on top of the original winning six hundred thousand dollar bet. Which brings the grand total of what you owe to eight million even. Because the payout is thirty five to one on number one which is seven million dollars. The payout on first twelve and one to eighteen is one to one. Which is four hundred thousand. Putin shoves the manager away Putin I want that all in one hundred dollar bills. The other bets I made on right shoulder, Lower back and right buttocks I lost. So that’s three point four million you morons won. Which is something I need to bring up the moron laying on the table. You should be happy. I only really made out with four million dollars of actual profit. Putin walks away leaving the manager on the ground and William still buried under the fallen roulette table. INT-VILLA-DAY Putin barges into the villa and is greeted by naked strippers and his pet tiger. Ahma is sprawled out on the couch in a shredded suit. Putin grabs a gun off a pillow that a stripper is holding and fires it in the air Putin Wake the fuck up Ahma falls off the couch and looks at Putin then at himself Ahma What happened to my suit? Putin pets his tiger Putin Oscar must have used you as a chew toy Ahma checks to see if he is bleeding Ahma He could have killed me Putin But he didn’t Ahma But he could have Putin sternly looks at Ahma Putin But… he… didn’t! Ahma Good point Putin Now say sorry to Oscar Ahma Sorry for what? Putin Accusing him of wanting to kill you Ahma I’m not saying sorry Putin Say it! If he wanted to kill you then you would be dead and he would be picking his teeth with your bones Ahma thinks for a second Ahma Sorry Oscar Oscar roars at Ahma which makes him hide behind a stripper. Putin laughs out loud Putin Like that skinny anorexic bitch will save you. All she eats is semen. Ahma looks around Ahma Where is the king? Putin Burried under a pile… Ahma Of cocaine? Putin glares at Ahma Putin No chips Ahma What flavour? I’m hungry Putin Casino chips you moron, if you would eat what he is buried in then you stomach would be worth around fifty million dollars Ahma Damn… but that reminds me I actually am hungry. Want some Porridge? Putin Porridge? You are asking me that if I want some Porridge? Are you fucked? Ahma No, I just have a hankering for some porridge and I am being a nice guy asking if you want some Putin Fuck yes I want some Porridge. Porridge is the shit Ahma Damn right it is EXT-POOL SIDE CABANA-DAY William stumbles towards a table as casino chips fall off him. People fight over the chips because each one is worth ten thousand or higher. William flops into a chair and lays his head on the table when a scantily clad waitress walks up to him and taps him on the shoulder Waitress The usual hangover meal? William Yes with an extra order of bacon and coffee. I have a hockey game today Waitress Oh yeah! The Debauchery start their season today William looks up at her in shock that she even knows what hockey is William Look, you don’t have to sound interested in the sport that you have no idea what it is. You are here to serve and look good. So do that. I am here to be drunk, high and an overall and general ass. I do my job to the “T” so take the hint and do yours Waitress I’m from Canada. I know what Hockey is William That’s nice and I’m human and I know what food is and you standing here is not getting me it. You can live without it but I cannot. So a little hustle would be appreciated. Twenty minutes later the waitress brings out the food for William who is passed out on his table. Fans are trying to bug him for autographs but he doesn’t even move. As she puts the food down on the table William pops his head up and begins to eat with his hands. People look on at the King, the man they came to see play hockey is eating like a King did in the medieval days. William looks at the crowd and shoves a kid into the pool William Leave me be ass clowns, bug me at the game People laugh and cheer as the leave because they all expect that from him. The kid who is now in pool screams out “again, again” as he takes the shove as an honor. William looks up at the waitress who brought him his food and then he takes a casino out of his pocket and gives it to here without even checking how much it is. William Keep the change you filthy animal She looks down to see that it’s a one hundred thousand dollar chip Waitress But? William I said keep the change She walks away. As William begins to eat again the waitress can be heard yelling “I QUIT!” INT-LOCKER ROOM-NIGHT William is drinking in his stall as he surrounded by other Debauchery players. Players like Robbie Zimmers the Debauchery owner, league owner and found and all around jackass. Robin Banks, Xavier Martinez and even Vladimir Putin. Robbie Zimmers stands in the middle off the locker room and raises a Champagne glass. Robbie Tonight we go into battle. Tonight is the first game on our road to greatness. Tonight we tell the world to fuck off. If… no when we score the first goal of game which will be the first one in franchise history at home. I will award that man five million dollars. On top of that if we get a shutout I will give our goalie five million dollars which we will easily make in ticket sales tonight. INT-PRESS CONFERENCE-NIGHT Robbie I am very proud of how my team played tonight. We may have been outshot somehow but we scored eleven goals on twenty nine shots. It may not have been our first game of the season but it was the first one on home ice. In the locker room before the game I told my players that I will pay the player who gets the first goal on home ice five million dollars. Well I will hold my word on that. Robbie reaches into his pocket and pulls out five million dollars in cash and holds it up so people can take pictures Robbie This goes to the man who got the first ever home goal for the Debauchery but sadly not the first ever goal here at the brand new Alexia Casino Arena. That went to some dick bag on the other team. But the man who gets this money had a hat trick and a monstrous seven point game. That man is… well… Me! Of course it is. Who else would it be? Oh and before I go. I want to show respect to our rookie Sir William Covington III the rightful king of England for scoring his first ever pro goal… Also! Xavier Martinez had the other hat trick of the night. So he gets one million dollars for doing that. Robbie walks away but as he does he shouts Robbie We made ten million dollars at the gate today! Ten million dollars! This is too fucking easy. The episode fades to black.

We score 6 goals and I get 2 points...

Game winner I'll take that

Eh...

Another good game for me... Finally