BluObieZ

Dudes the next Hitler. Fuck him

By what? me hating Trump?

Would be 4. I never "signed"

Come to Davos and play with Covington the ROTY this season.

Lol no

He should have caught a bullet with his head like Trump should. #nexthitler

Probably shouldn't have signed your own petition. It should be 10 people other then you. Just suck it up and get your new guy to 400.

lol no

Team USA

In Your Face. Best article of ALL-TIME

Sir William Covington III considers himself to be a lucky man. He has endless riches that most people can only dream about, he is the rightful King of England and more likely then not he is the Rookie of the Year in the VHL after what can only be called a masterful season on one of the leagues worst teams. But that is not the only reason why he considers himself "one of the luckiest if not the luckiest players in the whole league" A statement that will turn many heads because most people would want to know why does a rookie that most likely is the Rookie of the Year say he maybe the most lucky player in the whole entire league. William says it's for the simple fact that after such a successful season with all the personal stats he has more leverage on Davos. You see the situation as it sits right now is that William has player option on the next season on his player contract. He can opt to pick it up and be a team player for one more season, he can opt to not pick it up and negotiate a new contract at a "fair" deal or he can opt to not pick it up and refuse to sign to force a trade out of Davos. If you ask William what he is most likely to do he is uncharacteristically mum on the issue all he would tell us is this "I like being in this position of power. What I do about my player option is up to me and maybe my drug dealer. Since he would have to move if I switch teams. Till I make my decision I will make Davos and the rest of the league wait"

EXT-STREET-DAY The sound of birds, flies and frogs fill the air as we come up to a road that goes through a forest. No person, animal or Zombie can be seen. It is almost too calm. But as we almost get used to the new norm shouting can be heard. @JardyB10 Move faster you fucking Llama’s you are making me look bad @Draper Maybe Higgins was right Jardy Don’t you dare speak that man’s name, he’s dead! DEAD I SAY! Higgins now can be seen running from around the corner being chased by a slow moving group of Zombies. Higgins shouts out as he gasps for air @Higgins Jardy… STOP! Please… I said I was sorry a hundred times Jardy It was thirty four Higgins stops to catch his breath but then looks behind him to see the Zombies slowing chasing him. So he goes back to slowly jogging towards the carriage that is going slightly faster than him and the zombies. Higgins Are you seriously counting? Jardy Yep so if I were you I would start saying your sorries INT-GEO-MORNING Kendrick is sitting in the passenger seat of the small overly stuffed Geo as Robert drives the car and the new guy and his dog sit in the back. Robert Let’s play a game Kendrick Oh god Man Like what? The dog barks Robert The name game. Try to guess my name, if you get it we move onto Jo… oops almost said his name. But as I was saying, as soon as you guess my name we move onto my friends name then yours Kendrick Please no Man That sounds fun Kendrick It’s not Robert You can’t go into the apocalypse with this attitude bud. If you do then you will have a horrible apocalypse and that’s just how I do the end of human kind Kendrick Oh it’s not?... I’m so fucking sorry that I am ruining your apocalypse there bud. I will try to cheer up for you Kendrick sarcastically smiles Robert Oh, why thank you. That’s very considerate of you EXT-WOODS-NIGHT Ahma is walking behind the two men who are carrying rifles as Ahma is eating porridge out of an old dirty can they must have found along the road. Ahma That’s some grade-A porridge Man 1 looks at Man 2 Man 1 I’ve never seen someone eat so much porridge Man 2 He’s like the Porridge monster. We need to lose him somehow Jarpi Jarpi I know Jukka, don’t talk to me like I am a dumb American Jukka laughs Jukka American’s so stupid Jarpi and Jukka both laugh as an oblivious Ahma eats his Porridge INT-LIMO-DAY William is driving down Las Vegas BLVD very fast. Going around cars that are abandoned and on fire. Everyone in the back are holding on for dear life. Vincent Will you slow the fuck down? William No! no fucking way. This is the apocalypse and I want to get the fuck out of dodge Vincent So do we but we need to get out of here ALIVE William That’s an overrated side objective Vincent Overrated? Side objective? What in the holy hell are you talking about. If we die in a car crash you cannot live anymore and you become one of them William If I do… then I do. I will become the master Zombie. But to clarify my previous statement for all you undesirables. I don’t care if you (points at Rick) or you (points at Carl) you (points at the baby) or even you (points at Vincent) die. You are people that I will use to get me to my final objective which is my plane. Vincent Well that’s not really nice of you William And it wasn’t really nice of you to bring the two family fuck with us. Rick and his lame jokes almost makes me want to kill them all. Carl so he doesn’t have to hear the jokes anymore, the baby because it’s fucked and Rick because I cannot take another one of those fucking jokes Rick Hey Carl Carl No dad Rick Where did Noah put all the bees? Carl Please kill me Rick In the Ark hives Carl Please Rick IN THE ARKHIVES CARL! THE ARKHIVES! Where am I getting all this grade-A jokes? Carl I don’t know… William reaches for a gun that is under the passenger seat and cocks it. EXT-STREET-DAY Higgins is still slowly chasing after the carriage as he says sorry over and over Jardy And that’s one hundred Higgins stops out of celebration Higgins Ok now let me on Higgins watches as Jardy does not stop Higgins Jardy? Are you not going to stop? Jardy I can’t or they will catch up. Do you see a criminal stop in a high speed chase so the cops can catch up? Higgins looks at Jardy then the zombies. Only about twenty yards separate them. Higgins now realizes that Jardy will not stop and the Zombies are getting close to him. Higgins But Jardy this is not even close to a high speed chase Jardy A chase is a chase so giddy up higgy Higgins begins to run after the carriage as fast as he can with his tired body. Draper nudges @Victor awake and points at Higgins as he runs. Victor and Draper begin to laugh at Higgins. They now begin to throw things at Higgins in an attempt to hit him. Higgins What the fuck are you guys doing? Victor Trying to hit zombies? Higgins You are aiming at me not them Victor throws an empty beer bottle at Higgins that barely misses him Higgins Aim higher Jardy No lower, hit him in the balls Draper Cold… Victor Ice Jardy Ice cold indeed Victor my drunken friend INT-GEO-MORNING Robert Is it Jim? Man No Robert James? Man No Robert Jason? Man No Robert Jaybert? Kendrick slams his fist down on the dashboard which hurts his hand. Kendrick Fuck! Robert That will teach you not to hit my car Kendrick Maybe it will and maybe it will not. But nothing will fix your brain. Who in the monkey fuck comes up with a name like Jaybert? Robert Maybe his family already had a son named Robert so they moved onto the next best thing which is Jaybert Kendrick I cannot even compute how stupid that is Robert I don’t see you trying to guess his name. It’s a guessing game for a reason you know. For the simple fact to win it you have to make guesses. A simple fact you cannot grasp and you call me stupid Kendrick Because you are Robert I am not Kendrick Oh yeah? Here I will point out why you are. You only want to play this game because you want to know his name. Something you could have gotten by just asking the guy what his name is. You just around the easiest way of getting it and came up with an annoying and stupid method that is very annoying Robert I don’t see you asking him his name Kendrick I didn’t because I didn’t care but now this so called game has gone on too long. So… Kendrick turns to the man Kendrick This is Robert the idiot (pointing at Robert) and I am Joey (pointing at himself) Man Jimmy Kendrick Jimmy? Jimmy That’s my name Kendrick Robert guessed Jim and you said no Jimmy Jim is not Jimmy Kendrick Jim is the short version of Jimmy Jimmy But it’s not Jimmy Kendrick turns around and stares out the front window Kendrick I stand corrected, you both are idiots An awkward silence fills the car EXT-WOODS-NIGHT Ahma sits down at a tree as Jukka and Jarpi stop in a clearing Jukka Did you hear that? Jarpi The rustling? Jukka Yeah it came from behind us Ahma is behind them against the tree Ahma Guys it probably was me sitting down Jukka No it didn’t sound human… It sounded dead Ahma Do dead things make sounds? Jarpi They do if they are zombies Jukka Ahma you stay here as me and Jarpi go scout out the sound Jukka and Jarpi head off in two different directions as Ahma nuzzles up against a tree and closes his eyes. After a few moments screams and gun shots can be heard but it does not wake up Ahma who now is snoring. As the screams die off the rustling sound comes back and is coming closer. INT-LIMO-DAY The limo is approaching the airport that is guarded by the military. A big crowd of people form near a fence that has a big sign saying “LAST PLANES LEAVING” The crowd is getting angry with the army personnel who refuse to let more into the loading area. William rolls up and pulls down the window William Big Will coming to see Putin The army guy just nods and waves William through. Vincent looks at the crowd that is filled with families. Vincent How many people can fit on your plane? William Does it matter? Vincent It does if you want to sleep at night William I sleep quite well on my gold flake pillows actually Vincent Answer my question William Let’s just say we won’t be crammed on the plane Vincent Can we take a few families? William looks at kids crying and mothers pleading the army to let them get onto a plane William No William speeds off EXT-STREET-DAY Higgins is now running alongside the carriage as the zombies are right behind them. Draper and Victor are too busy laughing at Higgins to even care about the Zombies. As Higgins finally dives into the back of the carriage he punches both Draper and Victor Higgins You guys are a bunch of ass hats Victor I like big butts and I cannot lie Jardy turns around and snaps his fingers then points at Victor Jardy No! Bad Victor. No signing Jardy turns to Higgins Jardy You shouldn’t encourage him to sing that song you know how much he loves it As they talk pointlessly about the song the Zombies get even closer Higgins Oh because our biggest problem is him singing? Jardy Actually yes, because once he starts he never stops Higgins What about… The zombies now begin reaching into the carriage which makes Jardy realize the problem that Higgins was pointing out. Jardy quickly reaches under the front seat and pulls out a desert eagle Jardy Maybe we need ole’ Betsy Jardy kills all six zombies send blood and brain matter all over Higgins, Draper and Victor Higgins You had a gun all this time and you just now thought to use it? Jardy I knew we would need it but I wanted to wait till the right time Higgins Which was? Jardy Till you guys needed my help and only I could save you Higgins And now we are covered in blood and shit Jardy Brains not shit Higgins my dimwitted friend. Brains are in the head and shit is in the butt. I shot them in the head. Besides we are here Higgins Here? Jardy Yes my farm. Where I have yet another surprise INT-GEO-DAY The car is filled with the awkward silence still as Robert drives. After a few more tense silent moments Jimmy taps Robert on the shoulder Jimmy I got to piss Robert begins to pull the car over Kendrick What in the hold moose cocks are you doing? Robert He needs to piss so I am pulling over so he can relieve himself Kendrick Why? Why? You have a ton of empty shitty bean cans that he can use Robert First off that is not sanitary and second that would ruin the patina on the cans. I cannot risk lowering their value Jimmy I’d rather piss on the side of the road then in a valuable Jimmy picks up a can and looks at it Jimmy Forty two Yanson Robert moans Roberts That was a good year Jimmy Some might say the best Robert I prefer the forty four Hays Jimmy Oh good argument. I heard after Yanson bought Hays in forty three they repackaged the unsold forty two’s and called them forty fours Robert Damn I haven’t heard that bean conspiracy. If it’s true then it goes straight to the top. I mean if they used forty two’s in forty four those beans already had a two year cure period thus making them better than the aforementioned forty twos Kendrick smacks his head out of disbelief as the car comes to a full stop Kendrick If the beans are from forty two the beans packaged in forty two and the beans in forty four are the same beans. Thus making the so called cure period the same. It’s like me putting a Lamborghini logo on this shitty Geo. People will see the logo but we will still know it’s a shitty Geo. Robert We will know it’s a Geo but not a shitty one Jimmy taps Kendrick on the shoulder Jimmy Let me out so I can piss Kendrick sighs as he gets out of the Geo Robert Stay within eye sight so if there is trouble we can go help Kendrick More like I will go help and you will watch Robert Someone’s has to supervise Kendrick mumbles Kendrick Yeah your idiocy Jimmy gets out of the back seat and goes towards the woods. Kendrick stands next to the car keeping an eye on Jimmy. Jimmy Stop looking at me, I can’t piss Kendrick No because the second I look away something will happen Jimmy Yeah me taking a piss Kendrick looks away as Jimmy letting out a groan of pleasure can be heard. But a few seconds later the groans turn into screams. Kendrick looks down to see Jimmy being attacked by a zombie. Kendrick jumps into the Geo Kendrick DRIVE! Robert But… but… what about Jimmy? Kendrick He’s dead so fucking drive already EXT-FOREST-NIGHT Ahma is snoring louder as the rustling gets closer. The very next second Jarpi runs out of the tall grass yelling Jarpi Get the fuck up Ahma slowly wakes up and looks around Ahma Where is the other dude? Jarpi Jukka is dead the Zombies got him Ahma But he had all the Porridge Jarpi LET’S GO! Ahma begins to cry so Jarpi picks him up and puts him over his shoulder then runs off just as Zombies come out from the tall grass. EXT-AIRPORT-DAY The limo pulls up to a full sized A380 that is guarded by guards in suits. As the group gets out of the limo and head up the ramp. Vincent You have a fucking A380 and you can’t help those people William God damn right, more people means more annoyance and more mouths to feed. It’s the survival of the fittest and they aren’t fit. The episode ends with Jardy and the group getting to the farm. Jardy is leading them to the barn to show them something. Kendrick and Robert are in the Geo driving in silence with Jimmy’s dog in the back. Ahma and Jukka are fleeing the zombies and the A380 taking off just as the air force begins the carpet bomb the Las Vegas strip.

Yeah, i'm sorry everyone but I should be the only option. I clearly would do it. If I cared enough that is In the very least there should have been a "other" option where anyone voting it states who they voted for if it was "other"

You gave me a run for my money. Made the Rookie race interesting

4

Pure domination by me 41 goals and 86 points now. 90 points now is possible for my rookie season

Game winner like a boss! 4 more to get 40

Be it Llama's or horses you won't go far on 3 and a half wheels. But hey you got the first ban of the apocalypse

With just a handful of games Sir William Covington III may just live up to his word and win the Rookie of the Year award. An award that no one thought he had a chance of winning. But with now under ten games remaining William has the chance to have the best Rookie season since Molholt. Which is an great achievement by itself. some other numbers that he can achieve but maybe a stretch is 80-85 points, 40 goals, 40 assist and staying on the plus side of +/- while playing for the leagues worst team. Lots of people will be quick to point out that of course he has so many points because he is the Davos best player by a long shot. But William will be quick to say back "I must be doing something right when I am closing in on 40 assists, I could be pass the puck one hundred million times but they have to put the puck in the net. As for my goals of course that's all me, I put that shit in the net" Will Covington win the so called "ROTY" or does another rookie stand a chance of dethroning him. We don't know right now but it looks like the chip on Covington's shoulder is just about to get much bigger after winning to ROTY

You will learn young padawan

No where close to a #RobbieTypeArticle

INT-LAS VEGAS CASINO-MORNING We look across an eerily quiet casino. Not even employees or even looters are in the place. Poker tables and other gaming tables are overturned with casino chips are strewn all over. The sound of the elevator arriving can be heard. We now see William, Vincent, Rick and Carl who is carrying the baby walk out of the elevator. While everyone is looking for any dangers that may lurk in the now quiet casino William strays away from the group and walks to a roulette table that is still standing. Vincent turns around to make sure everyone is staying together. He sees that William has wondered off Vincent God damn it Rick turns around and looks to make sure Carl is still with him. Rick That guy will just weigh us down, let’s just go to his plane and take it Vincent sighs Vincent I wish it was that easy, but the guy who has the plane will not leave him behind. They are like brothers from different mother Rick Another Vincent looks oddly at Rick Vincent Excuse me? Rick It’s Brothers from another mother Vincent rolls his eyes Vincent No, that’s only if you saying it in the singular not plural Rick What are you a fucking English teacher? Vincent No I play hockey Rick Hockey? You’re fucked Vincent finally spots William who now has found the bar and is grabbing all the booze he can carry. Vincent William! Let’s go! William No! I have to do something INT-MOVIE THEATRE-MORNING Kendrick watches on as the figure nears him. He begins to look for something that he can use to defend himself if the person is hostile. As the figure gets just a few feet away Kendrick grabs a water bottle from the nearest rack and gets ready to swing. The figure enters a patch of natural light where Kendrick can see that it’s just a man in pain. The man looks at Kendrick then the bottle in his hand Man Were you going to hit me with that? Kendrick looks at the bottle Kendrick This? No… I was uh… thirsty Man Bullshit! I think you wanted to cold cock me with it Kendrick Why would I do that? Man You may think I was one of them Kendrick Them? I was just watching… uh a movie Man Wow Kendrick What? Man I didn’t think anyone went to the movies anymore since people just downloaded movies now. I hope it was something good and not a movie like Big Fat Greek Wedding 2 Kendrick What if it was? Man Then I would call you a homo Kendrick shakes off the odd comment Kendrick Ok enough of that shit, tell me what’s going on Man Zombies Kendrick Is that a new movie? Man No! There are actual real zombies out there and people are running scared Kendrick puts two and two together and steps away from the man Kendrick Um… why were you groaning? Did they get you? Man NO! I was hungry and I ate way too much popcorn EXT-LEAGUE OFFICES-MORNING Jardy is leading the group out of the building. The parking lot is full of abandoned cars but a carriage is parked right in front with four Llama’s attached to it. @JardyB10 enthusiastically hops onto the carriage and looks down at Higgins, Draper and Victor Jardy Let’s go guys @Higginsstands there in amazement at what he is seeing Higgins Are we really getting into that? You do know there are cars here we can take Jardy Llama power all the way baby, we will be laughing in a week’s time when all the survivors cars run out of gas @Victorsmashes an empty bottle down on the ground and hops on Victor Going to sleep boys @Draper Where will we sit if you lay down in the back? Victor Voctor go to sleep Victor lays down and goes to sleep INT-HIDDEN LOCATION-DAY Ahma is now out of the net but is now tied to a rock. A rock that he can easily lift up and get untied. Ahma looks at the fire in front of him almost hypnotized by it. As the man from before walks up to him Man What’s wrong with you? Ahma looks around then back at him Ahma Me? Man Um yes you Ahma I’m Finnish… Man That explains everything Ahma shakes his head Ahma I wasn’t finished. I was going to say that since I am Finnish there is nothing wrong with me. But… well… I haven’t been the same since Liz left Man That’s nice I don’t care about your life story Ahma keeps talking like he doesn’t even notice the guy is speaking Ahma It’s like why did she leave? I gave her a great little setup and she loved it. But I left the door open and she left me alone to my drinking problems. Man That’s not your only problem Ahma keeps talking almost like he is talking to himself Ahma Now I have been living off the land because I need to find Liz or I will lose all purpose in life. I might as well feed myself to the zombies Man You truly are a sad little guy Ahma bursts into tears Ahma LIZ! Where are you girl? Daddy needs you! INT-LAS VEGAS CASINO-MORNING William is standing at a roulette table putting all on Red Twelve with what appears to be all the chips that were inside the casino. He motions Vincent to spin the wheel. Vincent sighs and spins it. The ball lands on Black eleven. William Again Vincent You know you can just take the chips. You can say you nailed it we won’t tell anyone that you didn’t William That would be a lie now wouldn’t it. I need it to hit Red Twelve now spin the god damn wheel Vincent spins the wheel while sighing Rick You know he is like a little kid, you need occupy his mind with something else so he doesn’t just fuck off and do something stupid. Vincent looks at Rick not pleased Vincent Look, I appreciate you trying to help me but William is a bit more complex than your little kid Rick Oh yeah? Watch this Rick gets down on one knee and looks at Carl Rick I couldn’t get my seat belt on in the car Carl Carl Not this again… Rick But then it clicked Carl We don’t have a car dad you gambled it away Rick It clicked Carl, it CLICKED! Rick bursts out laughing Vincent How will that even help me? Rick now crying as he is laughing as he looks at Vincent Rick IT CLICKED! Rick begins to roll around laughing as the ball lands on Black Eleven yet again William GOD DAMN IT! Vincent Just make your bet eleven William glares at Vincent William Would it be Red Twelve? Vincent No William Then shut up and spin INT-MOVIE THEATRE-MORNING Kendrick and the man are now sitting at a table as they talk. The man is now eating a big at burger as Kendrick is trying to understand what the man is saying Kendrick So the whole world is fucked? Man Yep! As the man speaks he spit food from his mouth. Kendrick wipes food off his face Kendrick I can’t believe I am saying this but its best we stick together Man I agree. You with your survival skills and me with my uh… unique skill set we make an unstoppable team Kendrick sits there annoyed Kendrick Yeah unless you eat popcorn Man What? Kendrick Never mind The guy goes back to basically inhaling his burger as Kendrick mumbles Kendrick What’s your special skill? Eating? Man Its many things, but you need to teach me the survival skill bro Kendrick How do you even know I am good at survival? Man The way you grabbed the bottle at the last second. That was your survival instinct Kendrick More like grabbing the nearest thing INT-LLAMA CARRIAGE-MORNING Higgins and Draper sit on top of a passed out Victor as Jardy who seems to be in his own world as he drives the carriage. Higgins Where are we going? Jardy Somewhere safe Higgins Like? Jardy You’ll see Higgins Will there be a car there? This is a bit stupid Cars are passing them on the road honking at them and yelling at them things like “Idiot’s” “who fucking uses a carriage anymore?” Draper Higgins shut up already. I think we should sit back and assess the situation. We at least we have this. It’s better than walking Jardy See that’s why Draper runs the league and you just show up to keep up the appearance. He thinks outside the box. You think inside the box which sucks in the new reality Higgins Which is? Jardy The Zombie apocalypse of course Higgins Oh because you are so much better suited to survive? You couldn’t even stick around to run the league. All you can do is make those stupid drive casts Jardy That reminds me Jardy pulls out his phone and turns on the camera. Jardy And we’re rolling Higgins Turn that shit off Jardy Hello VHL, how is your zombie apocalypse going? We league minds have gotten away on our three and a half wheel Llama Carriage. Higgins Half wheel? Jardy Yep! One wheel is half the size of the rest Higgins This officially is the worst idea in the history of me knowing you Jardy Nope! Not perma banning Robbie was probably worst Higgins thinks for a second Higgins Fucking Robbie Jardy Yeah I hope the zombies got him Higgins Don’t wish that Jardy Why? It’s Robbie. Are you a Robbie lover? Higgins No because if you think he was bad living imagine how bad he is as a Zombie INT-HIDDEN LOCATION-DAY Ahma is sobbing now as the man is now trying to calm him down Man Look if Liz is out there you will find her Ahma But what if she isn’t Man Then she isn’t but she would want you to move on and not cry The other man can be heard burping from the lizard he just ate as Ahma wipes away tears from his face Ahma You really think so? Man I know so Ahma How? Are you a lizard expert? Man No, but lizards are fucking stupid and they don’t give a fuck Ahma tries to collect himself then motions towards the rock he is tied to Ahma Can you untie me now? I am ready to move on The man turns around and walks away Man Untie yourself Ahma How? Man Stand up and the rope will fall off INT-CASINO-MORNING William finally wins, Vincent now quickly puts all the chips into a bag and tosses it to William Vincent Let’s go William looks around the casino and it brings a tear to his eye William I will miss casinos, so many good drunken and high moments Vincent LET’S GO! William begins to start walking towards the exit as Rick looks at Carl Rick Hey Carl Carl rolls his eyes Carl Yes dad? Rick Why can’t a nose be twelve inches? Carl sighs Carl Please stop Rick Because then it would be a foot Rick bursts out laughing Carl Make him stop Rick A FOOT CARL A FOOT! EXT-MOVIE THEATRE-MORNING Kendrick and the guy exit the theatre and they both look around. Kendrick now realizes that his car is gone. Someone stole it while he was inside the theatre. The only car left in the parking lot is a small little Geo. The guy leads him towards it. Kendrick Fuck that, I am not getting into that sardine can Man Dude don’t talk about Gina like that. I can get six hundred K on a tank with her. Kendrick That’s yours? Man Yep! The man unlocks the car Man Pretty sweet huh? Kendrick I latterly have no words to explain how I am feeling about getting into that Man It’s called Excitement Kendrick Sure let’s go with that The two get into the small little car that is basically packed to the brim with things. Kendrick has to toss things into the back just to sit down properly. As Kendrick looks for the seatbelt he cannot find one Man Don’t have any. I opted to throw them out because in this new world we live in we don’t need them. We’re like doc and Marty. Where we are going we don’t need seat belts Kendrick rolls his eyes Kendrick It’s where we’re going we don’t need roads Man Same shit Kendrick NO! NO ITS NOT! One is a road that you drive on and the other is for safety. Safety that you “opted” to take out of the car to fit what in? Kendrick feels around the car and pulls out an empty beans can Kendrick An empty beans can Man Hey that’s a good year for beans, it was a good vintage year. They were aged beans. Kendrick tosses the can out the window Kendrick That’s what I think about your dumb can Man Well that wasn’t so nice Kendrick Let’s just go Man Say sorry Kendrick I will not! Man Yes you will Kendrick I will not! Man Please? INT-LLAMA CARRIAGE-MORNING Jardy So that’s it for this episode of the drive cast. Here’s hoping that all of you are safe and sound… Just like that song! Actually… I just found the best song to sign off with today guys. Can someone cue that up? I don’t have a deck in the carriage. Which reminds me when we get to where we are going remind me to put one in. It will help break up the monotony of the apocalypse Higgins Stop please stop Jardy Why? Draper Yeah why? Higgins Because no one will listen to it Jardy I think they will Higgins I’m pretty sure they will be too busy trying to not die Jardy That’s a pretty dark thought bud. I would like to think my listeners are smart and they know how to deal with zombies Cars keep passing them as they honk at them Higgins Yeah like you do with this amazing idea Jardy Pretty much INT-HIDDEN LOCATION-DAY Ahma is looking around the place that they are camped out in looking for something he can make into a weapon Man We need to leave soon. I heard over the radio there infected headed this way Ahma Infected? Is anyone really sure they aren’t just drunk people. It is Finland after all. We are drunk twenty four seven Man I’m drunk right now Ahma Me to Man Good! The best way to survive the apocalypse is drunk Ahma Agreed! EXT-CASINO-MORNING William leads the group to a stretch limo parked out front of the casino. Screams, sirens and gun shots can be heard in the distance. As William looks out at the strip one last time from the front of his beloved casino a tear rolls down his face. Knowing he will probably never be back. Vincent pops his head out of the limo Vincent Let’s go! William One second William calls Putin William We’re on the way. We will be wheels up in half an hour Putin I got hookers William Random, but good Putin Thought you would say that. One thing you need in this zombie world is plenty of pussy to fuck so you don’t go mad William True INT-GEO-MORNING The guy is driving as Kendrick is sitting there annoyed. As they are driving down a road littered with cars on fire and other things they see a man with a dog walking off in the distance Man We have to stop Kendrick looks around Kendrick Where will they sit? Man We will make room Kendrick How? You will toss your shit out the window? Man No… god no you silly goose. We will tie shit to the roof The guy pulls the car over and honks at the guy walking with his dog Man Oh I’m Robert but people call me Robbie Kendrick enters a flashback of all the horrible things that Robbie has done and said to him Kendrick Robbie? As in Robbie Zimmers? Robert No, I have no idea who that is but sounds like a stand-up guy Kendrick He’s not Robert Why would you say that? Kendrick Because he’s not. Let’s just say he is one guy I hope the zombies got first. Robert That’s harsh Kendrick It’s life… I mean reality now Robert I guess INT-LLAMA CARRIAGE-MORNING Jardy Guys we will arrive where we are headed in about three hours so sit back and relax Higgins freaks out Higgins Relax? Relax? How on earth can we relax when we are sitting on a drunk in a carriage that is pulled by fucking Llamas. I liked you before the zombies Jardy but now you are just an idiot Jardy pulls the Carriage over to the side of the road Jardy Get out Higgins What? You want to kick me out right here? Jardy That’s the meaning of “get out” isn’t it. You can mock me all you want but don’t you dare mock the Llamas. They are trying their best to get us away safely and they can hear you making fun of them. You know they have feelings right? Higgins rolls his eyes Higgins Oh so I hurt their feelings? Jardy Yes you did, haven’t you felt they are going slower then they were in the beginning? It’s because of you and your negativity Higgins Maybe it’s because they are animals and they are getting tired Jardy They maybe tired but they wouldn’t want to disappoint me. Who would have thought that Llama power would be this slow? Not me Higgins EVERYONE BUT YOU Jardy points to the side of the road Jardy OUT! AND OUT RIGHT NOW! YOU ARE BANNED FROM THE LLAMA CARRIAGE Higgins gladly gets off Higgins Who’s coming with me? No one stands up to go with him Higgins Damn… that was going to be my Jerry Maguire moment Jardy looks at Higgins stone faced Jardy And you failed Jardy drives the carriage away just as groans and rustling can be heard from the woods next to Higgins. Higgins now sees what appears to be zombies coming towards him so he starts chasing the carriage. Higgins Stop! PLEASE STOP! I’m sorry, I was wrong Llama power is the best. JARDY PLEASE STOP! The episode ends with shots of Ahma grabbing a stick that isn’t even sharp before leaving with the two mysterious men. Kendrick sitting annoyed in the even fuller Geo with the dog licking his face, Higgins chasing the carriage as he is being chased by Zombies and William driving his group to the airport with Rick in the back laughing at another one of his “jokes” What will happen next episode? Someone will die but who? Will it be Higgins because Jardy left him for dead? Or will they reconcile before it’s too late. Will it be Kendrick and his little band of idiots in their little clown car? Or will it be Ahma at the hands of the Lizard eating mysterious men?