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Congrats all -1 is what you meant to say

Back to back games same score, both go to SO and I miss the net both times.

Wow we actually almost won

ROTY

NTC

Not winning one game this World Cup and I'm okay with that. Knew I only had 1 great player to work with and a few goodish players. Proud of my team so far, with what we have to work with it's not that bad.

Not bad for my auto lines

Sir William Covington III in a very non Covington way has made up his mind and avoided a long drawn out process that would likely have ended in arbitration. The Forward has opted to pick up the final year of his rookie contract to stay in Davos for the time being. Which right now is the next season. Beyond that he can opt to test the market or sign on to stay in Davos. People close to the talks say that Covington has either not shown up for meetings with GM or has been to coked out of his mind to even comprehend what was being said. Most people believe that Covington picked up the final year of his contract to avoid headache. He now seems to hold the cards in the negotiations since he holds a NTC since he picked up the player option. Covington made a short to the point statement on the whole process "People make these things a bigger issue then they really are. I had a simple decision to make. I made it. I will be in Davos for next season. End of story" People will be quick to point out that Covington said "next season" and not longer. Which may point out his plans for the future which is to leave the team once the season is done. But for now all I can say is time will tell.

INT-A380-DAY William is sitting in closed off office with Putin as they are looking at a world map. William looks down at the map then up at the TV screens in the office that have footage from around the world. William Where in the world are we going Putin ole pal? Putin shrugs Putin No fucking clue William Well… that’s very reassuring that you have no clue. We now have a bunch of idiots that depend on us Putin points at William Putin You brought them William flips off Putin William Stupid Vincent insisted we help some people. If I knew the father was a moron I would have just shot him in the head Putin More people mean more trouble, more complications and more mouths to feed William What do you suggest we do? INT-GEO-DAY The car is silent as Robert drives on a disserted road. Kendrick has a look of anger mixed with annoyance on his face as he sits there Robert We could have saved him Kendrick looks at Robert as if he has lost it Kendrick Who? Jimmy? Robert Who else? Santa Claus?... wait that would be actually cool. We would ride in his sleigh and the zombies can’t get us up there Kendrick is dumbfounded by what he is hearing Kendrick Wait… what? Santa Claus? Are you that fucking stupid? Robert Must you swear all the time? Kendrick I must when around people like you and… ROBBIE!!!! Robert That guy sounds so cool Kendrick He’s not… but anyways you said you would like to ride in Santa’s sleigh? Do you not know that Santa is not real? It’s just a story grownups made up for kids Robert You’re lying Kendrick No I’m not Robert I’ve seen him Kendrick Where? The mall? Robert Yes… how did you know? Kendrick That’s a hired drunk that cannot get a job so once a year he gets loaded and sits there talking to little kids Robert And me Kendrick What? Robert I go every year Kendrick But you’re like thirty Robert Thirty two but thank you Kendrick It wasn’t a complement EXT-FOREST-NIGHT Jarpi is running through the woods with Ahma on his shoulder. He finally comes to a stop and instead of placing Ahma down on the ground softly he tosses Ahma down Jarpi We are stopping here for the night Ahma looks around as he rubs his head Ahma Here? Can’t they uh get us here? Jarpi Where else can we go? Ahma How far are we from Helsinki? EXT-JARDY FAMILY RANCH/FARM-DAY The llama carriage rolls up to the farm house that is perched on top of a small hill. Jardy hops off the front of the carriage and looks around the farm. @JardyB10 Home sweet home Higgins gets off the carriage and looks around @Higgins Looks pretty shitty to me. You grew up here? Jardy snaps at Higgins Jardy You watch your filthy mouth when you talk about my home Higgins It’s a farm bro. Calm down Jardy shoves Higgins Jardy I said watch your filthy mouth Jardy starts walking towards the house Jardy I brought you homos here because I have something that will… Higgins Be better than the llama carriage? Jardy glares at Higgins Jardy Don’t interrupt me… and no nothing is better than the llama carriage. The llamas are tired so we will take something a bit more fast and comfortable. INT-A380-DAY William is sitting back in a big comfortable seat on the A380 looking out the window at the fluffy white clouds as the plane flies through them. A loud knock can be heard at the big double doors that spate the office from the rest of the plane. William looks at Putin who is face down in a pile of coke William Please tell me that’s the hookers Putin raises his head out of the pile of coke Putin Hookers are asleep after the fucking I gave them William Fuck you Putin, I wanted them before you had them. You always tire them out because you are fueled by the coke Putin The coke in my friend Loud knocking can be heard again William Oh yeah the door William gets up and walks towards the door Putin Don’t answer it William Why? Putin It could be a zombie William We’re on a plane Putin Oh yeah… proceed William opens the door to see that it is Vincent William What do you want? Vincent You need to come with me William Why on earth would I do that? Vincent You need to see something… well… hear something William If its Putin’s coke farts, I’m already in a room with him Vincent grabs William and starts pulling him in the direction on the stairs William If you are going to rape me then no thanks I don’t like men Vincent pulls William up the stairs on the empty plane. He pulls him towards the cockpit past a sleeping Carl, Rick and baby. As they enter the cockpit Vincent grabs a headset and shoves it at William Vincent Listen William I will not! William looks at the pilot William You guys suck, you are not to allow anyone in the cockpit after 9/11 and here we stand. What if we were terrorist? The pilots don’t respond INT-GEO-DAY Kendrick looks like he wants to punch something as he sits there Kendrick Can I please know where are going Robert I have no clue after Jimmy died I lost all direction. I loved that man, I had a real connection with him Kendrick You knew him for what maybe two hours? Robert Almost three, but that’s not the point. When you meet a bean connoisseur like him you instantly become friends for life. Kendrick smacks his forehead Kendrick So let me get this straight. We have no destination? Robert Nope Kendrick No thought out idea Robert None Kendrick So you were going to drive till we run out of gas? Robert Pretty much Kendrick loses it and starts punching the dashboard again as he looks up at the sky Kendrick WHAT AN IDIOT! WHAT A GOD DAMN IDIOT! I HAD ENOUGH! THE FUCKING APOCOLYPSE COMES AND I GET STUCK WITH HIM? WHY GOD? WHY? WHY MUST YOU FUCKING MOCK ME? WHAT HAVE I DONE TO YOU TO GET STUCK WITH HIM? Robert Being a bit dramatic aren’t we? Kendrick looks down and over at him with a very angry look on his face Kendrick Dramatic? I’m being dramatic? You are the fucking moron that drives a garbage pile of a car. A car you plan to drive till you run out of gas with and I am being dramatic? I think I am reacting like any sane person would Robert Jimmy loved the idea Kendrick I said sane person, you two are clearly fucking dumb Robert sees a road leading off the main road to a rest stop Robert A rest stop, I think it’s time we cool off a bit Robert drives to the rest stop and parks the car. It is empty, no person, car or zombie in sight. A tumble weed rolls by behind the car. EXT-FOREST-NIGHT Jarpi and Ahma are walking in the forest towards a light off in the distance. As they near a clearing the sounds of explosions, people screaming and gun shots can be heard. Ahma and Jarpi now cautiously step into the clearing which overlooks Helsinki. Jarpi Ah Helsinki how I have missed you Ahma begins to cry Ahma What has happened to the city that we love? Jarpi Zombies Ahma I haven’t been here in what feels like ages. Ever since my lizard escaped. Jarpi Forget about the lizard, you are here now. Where are we headed now? Ahma The hockey arena. The Titans were supposed to play the Americans today… I think. Jarpi We have no time to watch a hockey game you fool Ahma I know that we don’t but if the teams are at the arena we may be able to get out of the city on one of their planes. They respect me, even though I abandoned the league unexpectedly Jarpi You abandoned them? And you expect them to take you back with open arms? Ahma Pretty much. They will see me and be happy to see me. Jarpi Okay… but I don’t think this is a good idea Ahma You’re right because it’s a great idea Jarpi looks across the city and points at the arena Jarpi We better get moving we have roughly five kilometers to cover on streets that are filled with zombies and crazies EXT-JARDY FAMILY RANCH/FARM-DAY Jardy is leading the group out behind the house and towards a barn. Jardy keeps looking behind them as if he is looking for something or someone. Higgins What are you doing? Jardy Keeping an eye out Higgins For what? @Draper Leave him alone already, he clearly is looking out for zombies Jardy thinks for a second Jardy Yeah! Zombies that’s it Jardy approaches the door to see that it is chained and locked. Jardy Fuck me Higgins Don’t you have the key? Jardy Key? Jardy looks at Higgins puzzled then it hits him that Higgins is talking about the key to the lock Jardy Oh yeah! The key… Um no I lost it somewhere, somehow… someplace. Some people may call me an airhead for that Higgins I would use another word Jardy looks around and realizes @Victor is not with them Jardy Where is Victor? Draper He said he had to go take a shit so he went in the house Jardy In the house? Like inside that (points at the house) house? Draper Um… yes that house. Why? Jardy No reason… go get him now. Draper He said he would meet us here when he is done Jardy GO GET HIM! Draper Sheesh, okay I’ll go get him Jardy begins to look for something to hit the lock with INT-A380-DAY William has the headset on and is listening to people crying out on the radio for help. William tosses the headset on the ground and stomps on it. William I don’t have the time for their sob stories. I and Putin have to figure out where we are going Vincent smacks William and then pulls out the cord so the audio of people pleading for help goes on the speakers Vincent Listen to that William. You can’t tell me that them calling for help does not make you want to land and help them William I can honestly tell you that I couldn’t care any less Vincent How can you be so cold? William Its life now, it’s the reality we live in. We have to strategically land this plane somewhere where we can get supplies and fuel when we need it. Putin seems to have a plan that he won’t even tell me Vincent He probably wants to be the world leader now William That makes sense Vincent Oh does it now? William Yeah, because he told me in a cocaine hallucination that since most of the world leaders are now dead that he wants to rule the world. This is why we can’t have many “livies” with us Vincent Livies? William Yeah living people Vincent Why the hell not? William More living people means more people that can turn into a zombie and more risk that Putin might be attacked when he passes out Vincent That is absolutely fucked! We are landing in New York. There are bunch of people stuck at the airport and we may be able to help William The fuck we are. This is his plane. I’ll go tell him and he will put a stop to this mutiny EXT-REST STOP-DAY Robert walks to the rest stop and heads inside as Kendrick walks around cautiously. He comes across a park bench that has a map of the area with the rest stop that they are at circled in red on it. Kendrick looks around cautiously wondering where the people went and why were they in such a hurry. Kendrick shouts out. Kendrick Hurry the fuck up, something isn’t right here As Kendrick turns around he realizes there is another parking lot that is filled with burning cars. He sees one car that is not burning with all its doors open. He looks at the rest stop then at the Geo before running towards the car with its doors open. EXT-HELSINKI STREETS-NIGHT Ahma and Jarpi are quickly running through the streets. They pass by shops that are being looted, cars overturned, cars on fire and dead zombies. Ahma is lost in a stare as he passes all this. He stops and stands there with an empty stare. Jarpi who is still running looks back to see Ahma standing there. A pack of zombies appear at the other end of the street and begin to walk towards Ahma. Jarpi runs to Ahma and shakes him Jarpi Snap out of it Ahma mumbles Ahma Dead people, dead zombies… Jarpi WAKE (Shake) THE (Shake) FUCK (Shake) UP Ahma Are dead zombies dead dead? Jarpi bitch slaps Ahma which snaps Ahma out of it. Jarpi LET’S GO! Ahma looks behind him to see the zombies are very close so he runs off leaving Jarpi in his dust. EXT-JARDY FAMILY RANCH/FARM-DAY Jardy is smashing the lock over and over with a twig. Higgins is sitting in a very conveniently placed lawn chair Higgins Hurry up Jardy looks behind him Jardy Shut up Higgins You been hitting that thing with a twig for a good twenty minutes Jardy I said shut up. If you aren’t going to help me, you might as well shut the fuck up Draper and Victor who is caring a big duffle bag are now seen running out of the house. Higgins Their on their way. You better get it open now or all of us will laugh at you Jardy SHUT UP! SHUT UP! Higgins begins to laugh. Which makes Jardy turn around and start waving the twig in the face of Higgins Jardy WHEN I SAY SHUT (wave) UP (wave) I MEAN (wave) SHUT UP The twig snaps in half on the last wave. Jardy looks at the twig then down at the ground defeated just as Draper and Victor arrive. Higgins stops laughing and reaches under the lawn chair. He pulls out a spade and hands it to Jardy. Higgins That should help, like that gun did earlier Jardy glares at Higgins in hate. He then turns around and knocks the lock off with the first hit. Jardy turns around to see the duffle bag. Jardy What the fuck is that? Victor All the alcohol in the house Jardy All? Oh man you shouldn’t have done that Victor There was a ton of alcohol in there. You call me an alcoholic but telling by all this you are worse than me Jardy It’s not mine Victor Oh and who’s is it? Jardy NOT MINE! Higgins Well you live here so it’s yours Jardy I don’t exactly live here Higgins Oh you moved out? So your parents are drunks Jardy Uh… not exactly. I live in Saskatchewan and we are in Alberta boys. Whoever lives here I don’t know. We are just taking something they have and leaving. Victor Oh Jardy Yeah… Victor That explains the Asian family we locked in the basement. We better hurry because the last thing we heard was them trying to break the door down. INT-A380-DAY Putin So they are landing in New York William Yes Putin The city? William YES! Why is that so hard to understand? Putin Don’t raise your voice at me William I have been trying to tell you this for the last ten minutes and you are just now understanding Putin To be one hundred percent honest with you all I was hearing till now was garbles and mumbles William So are you going to stop them? Putin sits back in his seat cupping his hands as he smiles Putin No let the little idiots in New York. New York is exactly where we have to go William How? Putin Project Overcloud Willie my boy Project Overcloud EXT-REST STOP-DAY Kendrick is nearing the car with all its doors open. As he gets to it he sees a whole family inside. The family appear to be dead from what appears to be zombie bites. Kendrick sickened by what he is seeing turns away as he covers his nose. As he turns around he sees zombies appear from a wooded area. As he freezes in fear he hears sounds coming from behind him. It’s the family that have now turned into zombies. Kendrick now realizes he is almost surrounded so he runs back the way he came. He spots the Geo and runs to it. He has never been so glad to see the little shit beater of a car. Kendrick gets into the passenger seat and slams the door closed. He locks the door and hits the dashboard. Kendrick DRIVE! After a few moments of not moving he turns as he yells “DRIVE” but realizes that Robert is nowhere in sight. So Kendrick hops over the center console and turns on the car. Just as the car starts zombies surround the car and begin banging on it trying to get in. Kendrick quickly throws it in reverse and backs over two zombies. As he quickly puts it in drive the car does not move. Kendrick floors it but the shitty car does not move. Robert is now seen running to the car. Robert WAIT FOR ME! Kendrick sees Robert but still tries to drive away but to no avail. Robert runs up to the passenger door as Zombies once again close in on the car. Robert tries to open the door but it’s locked Robert Open it Kendrick clicks the unlock button at the same time as Robert tries to open it. This happens a few more times. Robert OPEN IT! Kendrick I’m trying to but you keep trying to open it Robert What? Kendrick STOP TRYING TO OPEN THE DOOR Robert But there are zombies and I need to get in Kendrick IF YOU WOULD STOP TRYING I CAN OPEN THE FUCKING DOOR! Robert Okay… then open it Kendrick sighs as he opens the door for Robert who jumps into the car and locks the door Robert GO, GO, GO Kendrick looks at Robert annoyed Kendrick What do you think I have been doing? I’ve been trying to leave for a few minutes Robert So you were going to leave me? Kendrick thinks for a second Kendrick I thought you were dead The car goes silent for a moment before the banging from the zombies breaks up the silence. Kendrick tries again but this time the little shitty car goes due to the extra weight. EXT-HELSINKI STREETS-NIGHT Jarpi and Ahma approach the arena Jarpi You sure this is a good idea? Ahma looks around them to see Zombies everywhere Ahma It’s either we stay out here with them or go into the unkown in there EXT-JARDY FAMILY RANCH/FARM-DAY The group wait outside the barn as Jardy drives out of it with a big RV Jardy GET THE FUCK IN The group get into the RV. Jardy now drives to the front of the house and stops Jardy We need to get the llamas and llama carriage loaded up into the trailer Higgins I will not help. We got this beast we don’t need that Jardy I will not go without them Higgins ASS! The episode ends with the group getting the llamas and carriage into the trailer. The A380 flying into a storm cloud as it flies to NY, Ahma and Jarpi heading into the arena. While Kendrick and Robert drive in silence away from the rest stop that now has lots of Zombies.

#buildawall

Leading into the offseason there were a few questions people were wondering. I will not touch on any of them except for one because I don't care about the rest of them. Sir William Covington headed into the offseason seemed to have everything going for him. He was named assistant captain of a lousy Team USA, he is mostly likely the ROTY and he is holding the only card in a stalemate with his VHL team HC Davos. He holds a player option on the next season which would be S49. He can opt to not pick it up and become a RFA or he can pick it up and play out the final year of his rookie contract. People who are close to William say that William is more likely to not pick up the option just to be a "fuckhead" but when asked directly what he will be doing with the option William left a door open. "I have a plan bud, trust me that I know what I am doing. I love it in Davos they allow me to do coke, hookers and play drunk. But! the team is expected to suck balls for the next season and maybe beyond. Do I want to stick around for all that? Sure I was a rookie captain on the team and I more likely then not will be that captain from here on out, but is being the go to man on the offensive side of the puck and the "C" on the chest enough to keep me here? we will see. I will announce my final decision sometime tomorrow. Till then fuck off"

VHLM is a boring league, some might say it's dying. Why not infuse it with some life. AKA ROBBIE FUCKING ZIMMERS. I obviously put my hat in the ring here

I would say welcome to the team but that's just not me, so take your complementary hooker and sit the fuck down. Will we win gold? doubt it because our goalie is just starting out. But can we make noise if our D helps our young goalie and our somewhat stacked forwards will score a ton of goals? Sure! anything is possible. This team is as good as we make it be. If we all do our jobs we can surprise people. If we don't do those fucking jobs the only people that will be surprised are the morons sitting in this fucking room right now. We will be looking left right and center with dumbfounded idiotic looks while asking "how can we be so bad?" "how did we lose?" and shit like that. And you know what my reaction will be to you guys? "I told you so" and "If you cared enough to play hockey properly we would actually win games" so with that I say get the fuck out there and play hockey and not "hockey" if you are too dumb to understand what that means then I feel bad for you and any hell spawn that you will create. Centers: Sir William Covington III (A) Vincent Adultman (A) Wingers: Freedom McJustice (C) Jack Kowalski Jordan Maverick Pete Stockton Defense: Jakob Ackerman Patick Demko Brandon Holmes Titan Kronos Goalie: AK47 Cooper Supernaw

RobbieTV has issued a statement in the last few hours regarding their much anticipated new show "The Front" Starring Jardy, Robbie Zimmers among others. "Due to reasons out of our control the Mid season finale will air tomorrow instead of tonight. This will be one day late of the weekly ratings. This push also pushes our new show "The Front" from Wednesday to Saturday. It will only appear on the following weeks ratings" The weekly ratings are out of six which "Deadly Tide" has been receiving since it's debut. This will come as a big disappointment to fans that were looking forward to the midseason finale of "Deadly Tide" and the debut of "The Front" But RobbieTV exec Robbie Zimmers says "Do not be disappointed, the midseason finale of "Deadly Tide" is quite the amazing masterpiece. If you loved the episodes before this one will become your favorite and will leave you wanting more. You will only have to wait an extra day for it. As for "The Front" You will only have to wait three extra days which isn't much. It's well worth the wait trust me"

Sadly... 4 For reasons out of my control, I have to take this. No epic MS till tomorrow.

I would like announce as my first order of business as USA GM I am building a wall around my teams net. Mexico is paying for it.

With the recent success of "Deadly Tide" the network has put in a "stop work order" on "Life in Times" they are calling it a "hold" and not a full on cancel. CEO and executive Robbie Zimmers said "HBO canceled "The Brink" due to not being able to put a full effort into making the show. A show that clearly worked for them and people loved. Hell I loved it. So this isn't the "death" of "Life in Times" it's just going on vacation to fuck a bunch of hookers and do a bunch of coke so when it comes back it can be more fucked and coked up. Till that time we will be bringing in a new show called "The Front" to give this new show a chance the mid season finale of "Deadly Tide" will air tomorrow. Deadly tide will return May 25th" "The Front" is hailed as a "fucked up version of 24 but a pinch of Austin Powers. It is about a wannabe secret agent named Jardy Bunk trying to save the world from a evil mastermind Roberto Zims. Jardy must come up with a plan with his ragtag team of government employee's in the Sanitation Department to "Take out the trash" Will Jardy be able to stop Roberto? find out starting next week"

We finally agree on something... don't tell anyone