Gustav

After much deliberation on the matter, I've decided to do make my hire, after contacting @Acydburn and making sure my hire wouldn't be getting in the way of his plans. Anyway, I'd first like to thank everyone who applied for this job, hoping they'd get it. I can say with confidence that if you weren't hired, it would be fair to say you were FISTED ANALLY BY A CIRCUS MONKEY. There were just that many good people putting their names in and I knew right off the bat, after a few people had applied, that I'd feel bad about hiring anyone, because that would mean I wouldn't be hiring all these others with loads of enthusiasm and potential. That being said, though, there can only be one, and with confidence that I'm making the right choice (because, let's face it, you're all the right choice), the new Hounds AGM is... @HulkHogan @Gaudette @Motzaburger @berocka @Jayrad28 @Strooper99 @DoktorFunk @uphillmoss Thank you all for applying once again, and I hope to see a great number of you in management someday. Keep at it!

I haven't finished this week...but consider this a challenge. We shall fight to the death.

GustavMattias has entered the chat. In other words, sign me up.

I can do the article on Low sometime soon if you'd like @Enorama

Don't you mean DA HOUNDZ? I created these guys, and now I can destroy them Maniacal laughter intensifies

Hi @DangerGolding and welcome to the league! I'm GustavMattias, GM of the Mississauga Hounds, and I'm here to make an offer for you. We won't be the best of teams this season, but if you're looking for some good ice time and an active locker room that will help you truly be your best here, then we're the team for you! Just quote and accept to come aboard, and we'll be happy to have you here. Good luck no matter where you end up! -Gustav

Wow, @Nykonax hasn't even made the joke yet...

Behold! This was my post in the Mississauga locker room earlier today, and, as can be inferred (or determined outright by anyone with half a brain), I am hiring an AGM. I waited until after @Josh. made his hire first (congrats to my man @cody73 by the way), as his thread was active when I made the step-down announcement, and here I am. I see @Acydburn is also actively hiring, and as his thread was posted before this one, I will wait for him to make a hire before I do. Anyway, let's get right to it. My ideal AGM must: -Be a consistently active member of the site who is willing to be devoted to the Hounds -Be willing to carry out management tasks when called upon to do so -Have an interest in becoming a GM in the future and be able to demonstrate competence in the field of management once skills have been learned -Have a computer that is capable of running the STHS Client (Windows is preferred, as that's the only one where it isn't a pain in the ass, but as a Mac user I can show my fellow Mac people how to make it work) If you're hired here, I am willing to give you as much freedom as you'd like. Want to write the press conference questions? Go ahead. Want to make offers? Go ahead (in fact, I'd like you to if I'm not around). Want to set lines? Just let me know. I'm not here to take over and make your job pointless. We're a team and it's our goal to make a great team, not just mine. I want your experience here to be helpful to you and to your future. Just be sure to run things by me first... And, by the way, if you'd like it, I'm willing to split my job pay to give both you and me 1 capped per week. Anyway...interested? I've gone on long enough. APPLY AWAY!

...and the Hounds seem to have collectively gone to Seattle. Bana loves us.

@Jables hi! Happy to see you've recreated. I'll tell you my situation as honestly as I can here... Our draft class is mostly defensemen, and we've got a couple of strong veterans who should be leading the charge on our first line. You'll be here on our second line, and while you'll get playing time, I can't guarantee that you'll be maxed out here. That being said, though, we'd love to have you here in Mississauga, and you know how to accept an offer! Just be warned that your role may be somewhat diminished. -Gustav

Good luck in Calgary @cody73! Happy to have had you on my team this past season.

Hounds again getting some nice representation here. Congrats to my guys @GlowyGoat and @HulkHogan

FISTED ANALLY BY A CIRCUS MONKEY Good luck to USA though!

Gold: MURICA Silver: Canada Bronze: World

Here we have it: the last press conference of S66! 1. This was the first season for many of you, and one of the first for all of you. What stood out about it? 2. What are your goals for your player in the VHL? 3. The VHLM Dispersal Draft is happening soon, and it may have happened already by the time you read this. Do you have anything to say to our new draft class? 4. Would you consider your time here a success? Why or why not? 5. Name one obscure record that you believe you can say, with absolute confidence, that your player has set. 6. If you were offered every job there is in the league, but could only choose one, which one would it be and why? @Rayzor_7 @HulkHogan @cody73 @No_Dangles @GlowyGoat @DoktorFunk @mmarcoux98 @SweetMike666 @maximlab @Cran @Viknegar @NavyCanuck @raghas @HanManHimself @berocka @hartfordhitmen @aCrypticPancake

Can I just point out...the Hounds showed up this season. I'm proud of my team, even all those on it who were FISTED ANALLY BY A CIRCUS MONKEY

Minnesota also receives: S67 MSH 5th @Rayzor_7

Matt and I have also swapped 69th round picks.

And yes THE NUUK NUKES

They play inside Uluru. There's a secret entrance to the arena somewhere on that rock...

The Nuuk Nukes need to happen. Fight me.

@Birdman I don't know if you're recreating or leaving altogether, but I'd like you to know that you're a great person and that you were a great teammate in Houston. Good luck in this league if you're sticking around, and good luck in life if you aren't!