Gustav

...and never mind. My Internet is slow, sorry. Good luck in San Diego!

Hi @Tyler! I'm GustavMattias, GM of the Mississauga Hounds, but you probably knew that already so I'll skip the introduction. Right now, we're headed toward the playoffs, with a solid team all around. We could use another defenseman to really round us out, though, and that's where you come in. We can get you on our top 4 right away, and you'll likely be a first-line player by the time the playoffs hit. You know the deal--quote and accept to join. No matter who you sign with, good luck! -Gustav

To add to this: in my opinion, it's best to not back claim trivia, in case you (or whoever you may or may not have gotten the answers from) missed a question. If this happens, there's really no way to get that 1 capped TPE after the week is over. What I'd suggest is waiting until the results are released to claim it, i.e. if results go up next week, claim it for next week, just to make sure you can cap if you miss a question. You are free to back claim, though, as Bek said.

There's no way the league can't go out and investigate our second line now--whatever drugs they're on, I want some. #fixthelottery

Me: changes lines to hypothetically make our first line better Our second line:

For the week ending 6/9: 1. Our goaltender, @Rayzor_7, just became the GM of the Minnesota Storm. Your thoughts about any part of this move? 2. A few AGM positions have opened up recently, and it's possible that a few more could open up soon. If you're applying, or planning on applying, what makes you stand out? If you're not, imagine that you're GM and could pick any one member of the league (preferably a fellow rookie or first-gen) to hypothetically hire, and tell us why. 3. Should the team keep up its rivalry with Mexico City, or switch to hating Minnesota instead? 4. Management made its first trade since the draft yesterday, sending our third-round pick and Khalabib Stiopic to Minnesota for defenseman Andreas Sundell. Was this a good move? Why or why not? 5. Earlier today, San Diego traded for a 200-TPE center, Rhys Chism, indicating that they're going all in this season. Mexico City has given up some valuable draft choices as well, for the sake of loading up. Do you think we should have done so as well? 6. Pick any award here, and give us your honest, unbiased prediction as to its winner this season. @Rayzor_7 @HulkHogan @cody73 @No_Dangles @GlowyGoat @DoktorFunk @mmarcoux98 @VisualDarkness @maximlab @Cran @Viknegar @NavyCanuck @raghas @HanManHimself @berocka @hartfordhitmen

"Kkhrushchev Hospitalized after Attempting to Out-Drink Callum MacElroy"

Well, it's good to see that Nielsen, my fellow defensive prospect, had a nice game. It's a good thing that our draft class is showing up. That being said GIVE US A WIN PLEASE #fixthelottery

I agree with Victor--this sim makes sense. Sadly. At least my predictions may be holding up, as far as Kastelic is concerned. #fixthelottery

You're officially listed as S67--officially, this is your rookie season, rather than next season. Oddly enough, had you created tomorrow, you'd be S68, making next season your rookie season. Maybe Bek, Will, or @Quik could work around that for you, but I can't speak for any of them.

I don't know what Chyrnoble has been doing, but it's working. Hopefully now that we've added a defenseman, Funk can get some real help. #fixthelottery

I'd like to point out yet again how purely dominant Hulk Hogan has been for this team. After the draft that pick was called into question by a few people, but I'm willing to bet it isn't anymore... #fixthelottery

These one-goal games against Vegas are...interesting. At least we're winning them, but I feel like we should be getting more out of it. #fixthelottery

Hi @Sixersfan549! I'm GustavMattias, GM of the Mississauga Hounds, an expansion team this season in the VHLM. We've got a good amount of talent, and we'll be competing in the playoffs. Right now, should you sign with our team, I can offer you a spot on the third line, with more than enough potential to move up the chart should you stay active...I'm assuming you know the deal quite well. Feel free to quote and accept, but no matter what, good luck and welcome back! -Gustav

@FacebookFighter I'M BAAAAAAAAAACK! Anything for a former teammate and current bro. 1. The Moscow-Malmo rivalry has been fairly even lately, and I'd concede that it's gotten quite a bit more interesting than at the beginning of the season. Your thoughts? 2. Is there anything in particular that you feel has gotten Moscow out of its initial start-of-the-season funk? 3. Jet Jaguar has been particularly notable among rookies. Is this because he's simply gotten more chances in Moscow, or is he really that good? 4. You recently posted a shutout. Was the vodka flowing in the locker room? 5. The Minnesota Storm just hired their new GM. Were you FISTED ANALLY BY A CIRCUS MONKEY, or you feel that it was a fair decision? 6. Assuming Moscow doesn't make the playoffs, who's your favorite for the cup?

Deadheads unite!

Sounds good! Will do.

Nice doing business here.

BOOMER COME BACK WE NEED YOU TO SAVE PHILL-Y WE WANT THAT CUP AND WE JUST CAN'T WIN WITHOUT YOU

I made a graphic last week before I saw there was a theme. If I can enter it here, here it is: If not, I will gladly make one for this week.

Why not. I like to kill people.

You got that damn right @Renomitsu

According to this, I'm the 9th-best graphics guy in the league. Funny. Likely don't have time to get one in for week 3, sorry. Will get back in it when I can.

High scoring game, but we stayed on top for sure. Great game from everyone here, and obligatory comment about how Garcia actually did something. #fixthelottery

FISTED ANALLY BY A CIRCUS MONKEY