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1. How many goals will our 40-scoring friend Shawty Nananana score this season? 36 goals. or 49 goals. one of those two 2. We just recently saw Beaviss, one of the league's commissioners, step down. Should the league bring in a third commissioner? Who should it be? the legue should be fine with whoever the two commissioners besides beaviss are. if they really have to bring in a third i guess i'll do it 3. With fans out of games, the team needs a new way to generate revenue. What's your best idea for a fundraiser? jurgis choose your own adventure books that come with narration by jurgis himself and they're really good books 4. You get to sponsor a concession stand in our arena, with the menu up to you. Do you go for the usual generic arena snacks, or do you get creative? What's being served? once i went to a hockey game and i bought a huge ass belgian waffle with ice cream so i'd sell huge ass belgian waffles with ice cream 5. What's a favorite team of yours in a sport other than hockey? love da mets baby lets go mets. 6. How do you prefer to write--pencil, pen (what color?), anything else? i prefer writing with really thin tipped pens the most but i usually just wrote with mechanical pencils. regular pencils left a giant stain on my hand bc im a lefty.

1. Our season sadly ended earlier than we would have liked, what will your player be focusing on improving in the offseason? jurgis is focusing on improving his enviroment by leaving halifax altogether and going up the the vhl 2. Following up on that, how does your player feel about their performance, and the performance of the team, this last season? jurgis blames everything on his teams and takes no personal responsibility for his performance or the teams performance 3. If Rory offered to allow the team to spend their training camp on a boat off the coast of Halifax, would you do it? no, jurgis would fall off the boat 4. Everyone asks about the pre-game routine, but what about your player's post game routine? Does it change with a loss, or does it stay consistent through wins and losses? as soon as jurgis takes all his sweaty equipment off (or sometimes even without) he goes and passes out for a long time 5. The 21st has seen a few management changes lately, first with Rory coming as GM, and now with dren stepping down as AGM, and me filling her spot. How are you feeling about the team's direction and the people leading it? halifax is a team in the vhlm and you and rory are the gms of halifax, a team in the vhlm, I think that its possible halifax wins the cup. but they could possibly not. 6. If there was one NHL player, all time, your player could meet, who would it be and why? jurgis would like to meet patrick roy and then punch him in the face 7. How do you feel about the recent political revolution Emi has been leading in the Halifax Discord? Who's side are you on? im always on both sides of any political revolution.

1. Would your player ever consider dying their hair a different colour? How would it look? Or why wouldn't they? Jurgis has no hair. if he had hair he would not dye it because he is boring. 2. Is there anything that helps you to get into the routine of remembering to complete your VHL tasks each week? Nah i just sorta do them and then forget i did them. Usually remember when i check a discord or get pinged by the task ping robot 3. Can you describe the way your player feels when they are on the ice during a match? very scared because jurgis doesn't actually know how to play goalie and is just hoping nobody notices 4. How would you describe the locker room environment of Halifax? its very cool, definitely a squad in there thats been built. 5. What type of boat does your player travel on to get to and from the Ice Rink? canoe so that he can get relaxed and in the zone 6. What does your player do to remain positive during a rough season? remind himself that its everyone's fault but his own 7. If the team were to appear as a cameo on a show, which show would it be and how would the scene go? Jurgis would be on a crime show and he'd be the evil bad guy 8. Your player has to sponsor a brand of cereal, which brand do they choose? cookie crisp so jurgis can meet chip the cookie crisp wolf

"Well if we're giving them the infinite time you seem to think a bunch of dudes in their thirties have" we aren't giving them infinite time and i have no idea why you have the idea in your head that streaming the sim would take much longer than how long it already takes to sim already "what's to stop them from recording the fake sim and then streaming that and acting like it's live?" The fact that that takes a lot more effort than just streaming the sim normally, you said it yourself the simmers are too busy to click a few buttons so they surely aren't capable of doing this. "You could ask them to do it at a time where people are around so they have to interact with chat but now you're dictating which hours the sim can be to people who already have adult-level commitments and may or may not be available at those times 7 days a week." There are plenty of other ways to make it verifiably authentic like having a clock or timer showing, and we don't need to set dedicated times since there is almost always members up at all hours of the day. "Well we can eliminate 100% doubt if we add these restrictions for things we've never had an issue with" I 100% have an issue with this and would have from the start if I knew that streams weren't simmed, and these restrictions are so light that if you can't follow them then you can get replaced as a simmer. This isn't some legal right like voting this is something that we all do fun and there should be a basic level of trust between members and the fact that simmers don't want to give us a simple measure of letting us verify on our own the results of sims if we feel the need is ridiculous. I personally believe that its absurd to think that someone would put all the work in to make their player better, but the only reason this post could even be made was because there is no basic level of trust between the simmer and everyone else and the fact that its so easy to implement one makes this a non issue plain and simple.

honestly even if i don't think that the sim is being rigged it should be live streamed and its sorta a joke that it isn't already. If you don't wanna live stream it then you shouldn't be a simmer.

1. Which folklore/cryptid creature do you think would make the best mascot for Halifax 21st and why? mothman, because really we're all sorta our own little moth mans 2. If you were forming a band with a handful of your team mates, what type of instrumment would you play? jurgis would play drums because he likes drums 3. Is there a song that you listen to while you are training? no 4. What are you most excited for in your player's future? starting in the VHL and making a name for myself by being really good at hockey 5. Does your player have a morning routine? jurgis usually goes for a light jog and eats oats 6. Would you rather be good at figure skating or have more strength? more strength so jurgis can push people out of his crease 7. What snacks does your player bring on a coach trip to share with the team? lots of oats, they are very good for you oats. tasty too.

1. Which team in the VHLM would you describe as our biggest rival and why? halifax, because you must defeat yourself before you can defeat others 2. If your player could meet any player from the NHL, who would it be, and what tip would they ask for? marty brodeur. of course i'd ask him how to be good because im not very good. 3. What is the first thing you do after you get home after a match? cry about how many goals i let in. 4. Who is your player's next of kin and what are they like? jurgis's daughter is very young and small and loud. 5. What type of car does your player drive? truck 6. Does your player prefer to eat cake or pie for dessert? cake, with not a lot of icing. 7. Would you player step up as a leader in an emergency, or prefer to take commands from others? jurgis would run away. 8. If your player was tasked to write an essay, what would the topic and title be?

1. Don't worry, BOAT GANG isn't going away anytime soon, but if you had to choose another catchphrase for the team, what would it be? BOATER GANG 2. If Halifax 21st were to set up a local activity club where the cool ice hockey players from our team went into schools to teach kids fun skills, what would your player teach them? How to avoid being hit by high speed moving objects while being weighed down by heavy equipment 3. Does your player a cat person or a dog person? jurgis loves cats 4. Valentines day is during this new month, which Halifax 21st teammate are you going to ask out on a date? Baldur Poulsen 5. What is one of your long-term goals for your player? start a season in the VHL. 6. What would you say is your player's guiltiest pleasure? He likes sitting on the bench as a backup more than playing in the game. 7. What has been your favourite thing about your career so far? I have a shutout and also like a sub .830 sv% 8. Does your player like a clean and tidy lockerroom, or do they not mind when members throw their jerseys to the floor after changing? grungy dirty smelly locker rooms are the whole reason why jurgis plays hockey (because he certainly isnt good at it) 9. What 3 words would you use to describe your player at the moment? bad, terrible, atrocious, not good. terrible again.

big brain move to tag me at the very end of the article to get me to read it all to see where i was mentioned.

1. What would your player name their boat if they had one? boats name would be bert 2. Your player is in charge of creating the Halifax 21st special edition 2021 Jersey, what colour scheme and design do they go with? gold with blue highlights, its designed to celebrate the 21st year of the 21st century so it has a clock motif. 3. Name one thing that you love about playing with the Halifax 21st. Its a nice city, and the LR is great. especially efiug he's the best person and i love talking to him 4. If your player was the director of an advertisement to attract new players to Halifax, what would they do in the commercial? I would stop like 10 shots in a row and then say "this is the elite goaltending you get in halifax" 5. Has a superstition paid off for you recently? i have to take my socks off and put them on different feet between periods. 6. If you could only ask one question to the Ice Hockey Gods, what would it be? "why is my sv% so low u idiots im so good and its low why is that happen" 7. Which movie/tv show character does your player most relate to and why? i don't watch many tvs or movie but it would probably be some really cool action hero guy. 8. Have you ever had a nice compliment from a Halifax Fan? What was that? no they hate me in halifax because i let in 5 goals a night on 21 shots.

1. This week we have a new GM, Rory, what will your player say to give them a warm welcome to the team? rory and i go way back so we're gonna be having a swag time. hes so cool. 2. Are there any positive changes that you would like to see being made to the team going forward? i would lke my save percentage to go upwards because i am not a fan of having .839 save percentage 3. What is your player's secondary hobby? Could you tell me a little about that? jurgis is a big fan of making candles. but he's not very good and messes up a lot and then he doesnt like making candles. 4. What are your favourite tasks to do each week to earn TPE? Why? practice facility and welfare are great because i just have to press a single button. training camp is even better because its like twice the tpe in one button press. 5. Which tasks do you avoid doing? Why? any of the ones that take a lot of time to do because i don't have the attention span to do them. 6. Other than ours, which Branding in the VHLM is your favourite? What do you like about it? houston has really nice branding its really nice to look at and its so cool its like a bull thats on fire as a reference to the blazing bull or whatevr its so cool. 7. Which Branding in the VHL is your favourite? What do you like about it? warsaw has a cool logo i like that one the most i think. or maybe riga's i dont know one of those two those are both so nice. 8. What are some of your thoughts on last week's draft? it was really fun i went super late and i wonder if i would have dropped even farther if i didnt get drafted by my best friend rory.

this is so sad can we get a jurgis kalvelis blazevicius in chat.