uphillmoss

You know, until you traded her to SSK

I DEMAND TO BE ADDED TO THIS

I will do the same thing

Congrats @berocka

You know, except for that one guy

I think that gives gms more options to decide how to build their team. And personally I am all for gm freedom

I would love to apply Gustav, and I hope you chose me. But I probably shouldn’t get it after what I did this offseason

Si, yo necisita tpe de uncapped

I don't think this one was autocorrect

I am RPing as Flashback for these questions, so if my answers sound weird that’s why 1. I was surprised so many people hadn’t heard of me. A lot of people didn’t even know I was in the d*** draft. The disrespect is real. 2. Ain’t nobody got time for that 3. Well, I think you can just get rid of everyone else, because with me in net you don’t even have to score, I’ do it for you. 4. I thought it was our trainer, Sabertooth. But then I realized that he is actually a sabertooth tiger, so it’s a little bit less impressive. Besides that I don’t really know. 5. Philly is great, it’s open, and I can find everything I need. I was amazed at how easily I could find more ̶C̶o̶c̶a̶i̶n̶ cheese steaks. Definitely not coke. 6. Sunny burst has to kneel before me 7. Sometimes I eat. Other times i smoke, or snort. Oh wait you were talking about actual food. Forgot all that other stuff. 8. I will score a goalie goal. 9. I think that Ottawa might take a step back as @Acydburn gets used to his job. But once he settles down he will turn them into a powerhouse. 10. I would like to see the reapers build my own wall of lockers, out of solid gold. Just so that everyone knows how important I am. 11. Cocain works better than coffee. 12. They would be surprised to learn that I am definitely not addicted to crack. 13. Let’s just say I got a new goal for this year

Just done for fun, didn’t have a player at the time and just threw together something quik

The reapers feel like they have been struggling with their physicality in recent years. Although they have been winning, they have also been pushed around by other teams. They also have had a problem with injuries. Most notably Star forward Kyle Sabertooth suffered a career ending injury hoisting the cup. In order to prevent problems like this in the future, and to help a former player get a job, the reapers have hired Sabertooth to be their new trainer. Sabertooth has been given the responsibility of monitoring every players health and diet. According to team gm Blade “He was in the best shape on our team last year by far. His methods were far more effective than the ones our staff were using. It only made sense that we would bring him in to help our new players become as fit as he was.” In addition to handing diets and such, Sabertooth will also be responsible for the physical side of the reapers training. He will handle everything they do in the weight room, off the ice, and their skating work. With the help of Sabertooth, this team should be a beast next year

Fang Flashback Okay so first off, this kid is insane. And I don’t necessarily mean that in a good way. He has skills that are useless for him, more flair then any other player ever, and a temper to go with it. Also I am pretty sure he is addicted to coke. Pros Scoring: He can almost score at will. He launches the puck at incredible speed. He has a vicious slap shot, it makes goalies want to just dive out of the way. He has been clocked at over 105 mph. He can place it anywhere he wants. He is so deadly that he has scored many goals from half ice. He also is almost guaranteed a goal when the other team pulls there goalie Puck handling: This kid has some of the softest hands I have ever seen. He can control the puck better than some of the league best. This is really impressive for some one of his size, as you would expect his body to just get in the way. Of course this isn’t really that helpful. Did I mention he was a goalie? Now you know what I mean about skills he doesn’t need. Fighting skill: this one is kinda both a pro and a con. He has the skill to knockout the best enforcers in the league. His presence on the ice makes opposing teams think twice about messing with his teammates. You don’t protect this Goalie, he protects you. The problem with this is that he takes a lot of penalties. He is so aggressive that he has a fight almost every game, sometimes more than one. You have to wonder if those extra hits to his head hender his saves. Cons Actual goalie skills: For all his flair, and extra skills, flashback lacks any sort of real skill as a goalie. His reactions are slow, and his positioning is poor. He also really loves making flashes saves. He dives at shots that would hit him in the shoulder. He also is obsessed with glove saves. Fang will practically hug the right post, just so he can try to make a glove save. He also has an inexplicable desire to stack his pads, and to lunge into incoming skaters. Mentality: Oh where do I even start? Do you know Patrick Roy? Yeah, Flashback makes that guy look like Mr. Rodgers. He is almost certainly clinically insane. He constantly slashes any player who gets close to him. He blames every goal on his defense. Fang once charged out of his crease on a breakaway, and body checked the player with the puck. The weirdest thing about him is one of the ways he likes to make saves. He will watch the puck and make a save with his. He is also a terrible locker room member. He fills the need to assert his dominance over his backup goalie. It will be interesting how he copes with being a backup goalie when he gets to the league. He also thinks he is incredible with the ladies, when really he should probably be made a sex offender. He also exhibits symptoms of a cocain addiction. Conclusion I pity the team that takes this guy

My bad

Player Information Username: uphillmoss Player Name: Fang Flashback Recruited From: Reddit Age: 19 Position: G Height: 80 in. Weight: 250 lbs. Birthplace: Canada Player Page @VHLM GM

I was take by Vancouver?

https://ibb.co/f4jK2WL

You’re a little late bud

Thank you

@Beaviss @Beketov Could y’all make sure this is seen as official

Good luck team USA

Only if you give me that healthcare money!

Breaking news: Kyle Sabretooth suffers horrific injury while lifting the cup, Is forced to retire @Banackock this is an official announcement I don’t know who handles these things so I am tagging you

Lets go

Kinda wish that was still the case