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4 TPE

I'm Never Leave America " I'm never leave America" shouts Jonas Vilhjálmsson before sneaking into a dark room near the back of Angel Ladies , a brothel on the outskirts of Las Vegas where he calls home for what is sure to be a short time. He's visited Angel's twice since arriving in Nevada via trade to the Las Vegas Aces of the VHLM last month, but he frequents the brothels that surround Las Vegas "often" say his brothers Johannes and Jakub - and it's becoming a problem. Towering over the other patrons, you'd never guess that the 6'8 Icelander wasn't yet 21 years old, until you looked at his bank account. "He's quite literally running through his entire salary, but it's what he wants to do" explains family friend Johan Yasir who has taken the trip from Ottowa, where the triplets were first signed to play in this years VHLM season. "He says he's fallen in love with American women." The enamored young forward has looked sharp on the ice as of late, sitting 10th in the VHLM in goals with 26 despite a slow start to what will be his, and all of the Vilhjálmsson's, only year in the VHL Minors according to some league scouts. "We can't tell if he's playing well in spite of this unhealthy habit or, honestly, if that's what's driving him." said Yasir. "So we haven't tried to put a stop to it. I don't think we could if we tried."

1. Super late on this one. I feel I adjusted well, but life is absolutely murdering me right now. Which has been a real bummer. I do think us being youngins to start wasn't helping the Lynx. Seems we've put it together some now after some much needed TPE. 2. I wouldn't say that I'm worried. We'll end up on the same team, eventually. If someone can make that happen earlier than later, terrific. I'm wondering if me getting beat up the last few weeks and falling behind in TPE will make that easier tbh haha. 1. I found about the trade pretty late. I thought it was kind of Diamond to give us a shot to compete, as the writing was on the wall with the Lynx team. That's not an easy decision to make for a GM, so much thanks to him to make it happen. 2. The way I see it, playing time will come. Of course we liked jumping into the role we got, but I think we like winning a little more. There's some give and take there, always. 3. "Back home we have famous HBO show Cathouse. Everyone watch Cathouse. I want to meet Airforce Amy. Haven't had chance yet. I won't leave without visit cat house." 4. "Probably Jo. He get riled up and never listen. He always hate author figures. Authority? Authority figures."

Well, at least you too.

I dig this winning thing we do now.

2nd period 2. Las Vegas Aces , Jonas Vilhjalmsson 24 (Alvaro Jokinen 5, No Points 28) at 2:45 3. Las Vegas Aces , Jonas Vilhjalmsson 25 (Jakub Vilhjalmsson 38, Johannes Vilhjalmsson 36) at 9:27 4. Las Vegas Aces , Johannes Vilhjalmsson 20 (Jonas Vilhjalmsson 34, Jakub Vilhjalmsson 39) at 9:37 JFC

Jónas Vilhjálmsson Speaks on Lynx Slow Start Over in sports, we cut across to Canada for some hockey. A reporter from Morgunblaðið caught up with Reykjavik's own Jónas Vilhjálmsson on he and his brother's experience in the VHLM this season and the fiery winger left it all on the microphone. Listen in. Reporter: There's been much praise in Ottawa over the signing of "Thriceland," you and your two brothers. However, the result hasn't been what anyone's expected. Care to comment on the slow start? Jonas: I think we, as well as anyone, know what we expect from ourselves and each other. So no, I don't really care about everyone else. I don't care about "Thriceland," it's a dumb name people made up to sound cute on the news. We know we've won 6 games. We played in those games. We know it's been a slow start. I can care less and we could care less if you or other people critique our game. Talk. That's what you're good at. We'll keep working at what we're good at.

Aaaayyyyyyyy 6th win!

Jakub Vilhjalmsson 1 1 2 -1 2 4 7 2 0 0 2/3 28:55 2:28 1:09 Johannes Vilhjalmsson 1 2 3 2 0 1 0 0 0 0 17/35 29:45 2:28 2:17 Jonas Vilhjalmsson 1 1 2 0 0 5 2 0 0 0 10/15 28:40 2:13 2:57 @MWHazard @Týr

Nice, an assist. Not nice, another loss.

1. How does he say? I plead five times? 2. We find sisters. No triplets, but sisters with friends. Let me rehrase of that. I find sisters. Jo never find anyone. Jakub try say I not good with ladies. Once, he tried wearing cowboy hat and pretend American for girls back in Iceland. His hat have feather. He call it peacock. He peacocking he say. Suppose to bring all of the ladies around. It turn all of the ladies away. One woman ask if we boy band. So no, we not so much lucky together as on ice. 3. Jakub lie. We know his superstition. Every night when we young night before game he must eat bunch of m&m's. Like whole bag. Like it's American holloween time. It makes no sense. We notice this in school. Now, he hide m&m backs sometimes. It makes no sense but he superstitious. My superstition? I do exact routine pregame. Exact. From the moment I step on ice, I need exact routine or whole start of game feel off. Just how I get psyche.

Thanks @Bushito

106 Titans 107 Bears 108 Legion 109 Wranglers

3-2 Americans

3-2 Vegas

59 Las Vegas Aces vs Oslo Storm 60 Saskatoon Wild vs Yukon Rush 61 Oslo Storm vs Saskatoon Wild 62 Yukon Rush vs Ottawa Lynx

I know nothing about if this should be shorter or not.

Jumped out early and still lost.

Son of a!

What he said.

Saskatoon 1 Las Vegas 4

33 Oslo Storm 34 Ottawa Lynx 36 Las Vegas Aces 37 Oslo Storm

65 Meute 66 Bears 67 Titans 69 Americans