Hogan

i do not know what losing feels like

i actually dont give a shit tbh i just needed to write artil

As a player entering my third season in a few weeks, I've already passed the 800 TPE mark. I can assume that at the start of my third season ill be somewhere around the 880+ mark (assuming three weeks of earning, TC, any fantasy, donating, monthly affiliate check, predictions and anything else). This number seems way to high compared to where I was on my first player. After I retired with Hulk Hogan I had 1500 TPE, I should be able to smash this number. Now it is potentially not a problem with this new build system being implemented which could slow down player progression, but this rapid TPE gain could cause problems in the future and result in a nerf. We'll have to see over the next few seasons how my player ends up with such high totals of TPE, but I'd assume that in the end, the rich will get richer while people who don't necessarily gain as much will be pushed to the bottom.

1. Just to work mainly, and I have a week long trip that I'm going on in July. 2. Yes, I'm a second year player whos over a career PPG and doing pretty good in the playoffs right now. I just wish I could improve slightly, especially on my hitting and shot blocking. 3. I don't eat much dessert but I like those little colored mints you get sometimes. The ones that come in green, white, blue and red. 1. If you could play in any era of the VHL when would you choose? 2. It's been a few seasons since the VHLE was introduced, what are your thoughts on it as a whole. 3. Who's gonna win all the finals this season?

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1. I'd gift myself a billion dollars. People say money can't buy happiness but I feel like I'd be pretty happy that I have no need to work at all in my life. 2. I never really knew what I wanted to be until recently, I had a few ideas like potentially a journalist but even that was generally recent. 3. I'm pretty much done of high school. By next week, ill be studying for exams and entering my final few days of high school. 4. I think I would. I'd like to be famous for anything, but something I'm good at. I'd assume the fame comes with money or at least some way to get money which kind of goes with my answer for #1. 5. I think teleportation has to be it. I'd love to be able to go anywhere but I also feel like there's a good chance I'd get myself in trouble somehow. 6. This is a tough question but I think it comes down to how your mind would be at 90. I'm hoping that I'd still be able to properly remember things, and if so, Id want the body. But if I was going to be forgetting a ton of things it would be a lot better to keep the mind.

I agree

Here's a list of people in the VHL I “appreciate” and why I feel that way towards them. I do actually appreciate most of them somewhat, most of them. Bana- Bana has coached me for ten of my twelve seasons in the VHL and we’ve won four cups. We’re on our way to our fifth right now. It’s not only that Bana has been great at building teams and winning games but also the support provided from them. It’s stuff like telling me when to shut up and how to build my player. Gustav- He is who started me in the VHLM and kept me earning. Mississauga was the beginning of my HOF career and idk if it could’ve happened if I had been drafted somewhere else. Everyone on my original Seattle run- Here’s an attempt of me saying every name without forgetting one. Rayz, Berocka, Funk, Acyd, Steve, NOT ESSO, zeph? NOT DIL, will that one time he played with me, Zoid. I can’t really think of any more but I know there were some. All of these guys were both extremely active in the locker room and really good on the ice and that led to many of us winning cups. Everyone on my current Seattle run- This one’s a bit shorter as I’ve only been here for two seasons but it’s people like Beav, Frost, Steve, Jubis, AJ, Boot, Slap, barzy, technically Berocka and loser. Anyone who’s been on Seattle is really the only reason I'm still in this league when I don't really enjoy doing my tasks or anything. We’re a really good team this season and maybe we’ll bring another cup to Seattle who knows. See you in the first round Chicago. The mod team- most of you have done a great job ignoring me or creating your own false realities of who I am in your mind, good job. Hogan- You’re the reason I'm a max earner and one of the greatest defensemen of all time. Without you, I’d be unable to average like a point per game as a defensemen and be in the HOF. You’re the actual reason I max earn and the reason I persevere in this league. I appreciate the person who reported me in November? And I also appreciate that the exact same screenshot was reported 2 months prior but nothing happened. I can appreciate some of the “random” VHL members who have made my time more memorable. They’re not necessarily random but they were just kind of there and I may not talk to them much. One of these people is Lemorse, who I played with as a rookie in the VHLM and who was in my draft stream when it happened. Others are Michael Rassmussen, Hank, Elijah, Matt and Gaudette. There’s probably more people that I appreciate in the league but they gotta fill out an application to get mentioned. To do so, head to my DM’s and write me a 500 media spot I can post for myself. Thanks.

what the hell is this propaganda bullshit

Review: This is a funny and insightful article that I didn't read. I like the way you digest and regurgitate what's going on in the current standings leaderboard into a long and tpe worthy post. You add your personal thoughts and how excited you are to see what happens which helps everyone in the league get interested in this interesting race. I am also so interested in who makes it to the playoffs to see who Seattle can beat in the finals. 43/52

65. Right now it has to be LA. They have 7 less points than Davos with a game in hand. I don't even see them breaking the 40 point mark which they are 4 away from. Davos should finish near 45. 66. Helsinki and London will make it, Warsaw will fall out despite their current one point lead. Mark my words. 67. Worked yesterday, nothing today and probably nothing much tomorrow. 69. After 100 you don't heal, they just stop hurting you. 72. Some of those ice baths. Two of them for the entire team to share at the same time, melts the ice fast. 71. Chara just hit 50, but I think they'll both end up tied at 54 a piece and tied for 4th in the league.

@v.2 @Enorama

you fucking idiot @JardyB10 somebody already uses tarzan boy as a theme song

Review: It's not always you see a jersey concept but I like to see what people come up with. I like the idea of Las Vegas using the sin city name and I think the crest logo on the front is pretty solid. One thing I'd like to see is a bit more white incorporated into the jersey to match with the border of the logo. Not sure exactly where it could go but I'm thinking on the arm as a small trim around the green. 8/10

1. Probably Chinese. It's really what I've had the most of and this was hard to think of an answer for. Indian isn't bad but I haven't had much other than a few Indian dishes. 2. Anything french. It's a combo of having bad teachers and just not enjoying the class. I dropped out of french last year and took core french so I could officially get qualified as french speaking. 3. I know this is weird but just do it. Don't overthink what could happen. I found I used to get really nervous but when I just started going up and doing them it worked. This advice is obviously not great for everyone but what helped me was just doing them without trying to avoid it. 1. What are some of your favourite unknown artists? 2. If you could master one talent what would it be? 3. What's your favourite way to earn tpe?

Review: Really cool and unique graphic. One of my favourite things about it other than the dinosaur head is the colour selection of the entire thing. The green in the background is very similar to the green of the jersey yet it somehow works great together. The green on the top and bottom are also very similar to the green of the gloves and trim of the jersey. Overall it works great together and this is an amazing graphic. 9.5/10