Hogan

I have recently realized that my player, Hulk Hogan is the most underrated defensemen in the league after reviewing the stats. Hogan is a top player in multiple spots where you wouldn’t expect him to shine. I will be highlighting these in an effort to prove how criminally underrated I am. NUMBER 1: The Powerplay Out of my 32 points, 17 are on the powerplay. I lead the league in goals on the powerplay, while I'm second in assists. Considering I'm only 7th in the league for power play minutes this is quite impressive. NUMBER 2: Faceoffs Now you might not expect a top of the line elite defensemen like myself to be taking faceoffs but you are wrong. I currently sit at 60% which makes me the 6th best for players who have taken over 2 faceoffs. The closest defensemen behind me is Vladmir Pavlov holding a measly 57.14%. NUMBER 3: Work Ethic I hold the most minutes played in the league, now some people may say “well then its easier to score and get points”, which is where they are wrong. All this shows is my willingness to play and improve the Seattle bears. With these 3 stats in mind, I see no way of me being the greatest player of S73, nobody can do the things I do.

1. How do we get out of the bottom of the standings? 2. How did you get your name? 3. Squirrely Dan is 3rd in rookie scoring, can he get number 1? 4. Howmany losses do you think we will end up with? 5. Whats your favourite song? 6. Who's your favourite player in the league so far?

Hulk Hogan will win all the defense men awards this year. He doesn't care if the odds are stacked against him with the expansion teams. He wants the Labette, the other one and the other one. While he's at it he will be taking home the Beketov too. One thing people in the league don't realize is Hulk Hogans pure athelthicsm, his love to the game and his willingness to improve his game and Seattles. He vows to score a minimum of 70 assists this season and 500 points in his career. With a resume of 500 points, 1100 hits, 950 shot blocks, 3 cups (minimum), 3 all star games (minimum), a Beketov, and maybe more to come he seems sure he might squeak into the HOF. So let this be a message to everyone in the league, even though he's on old brittle man the path of Hogan is not going to be stopped until he is forced to retire. See you soon.

On Friday afternoon famous Seattle Bears player, 3 time cup winning champion, 1 time Beketov winner, 3 time all star, Seattle leader in PIM as well as playoff assists and all around cool guy Hulk Hogan has announced that he will be funding and running an anti drug Campaign in Seattle. He think's its not only important for the youth but for anybody older struggling that they can get the help they need, they can rise up, they can be the hero just like Hogan when he lifted that cup up, the third time. He had this to say about his campaign and their future hopes. "I'm tired of seeing drugs all over the city of Seattle, it doesn't only affect those using. But it also has effects on friends, family, their community and the whole city and state. I have decided to begin this campaign called H.O.G.A.N (Helping Others Get Away Naturally). This will be a program to help anybody and everybody affected by illegal drug usage across our city. We will help people reduce what they partake in and eventually cut it off completely. A lot of people ask me why I want to do this, why I take this so personally and why I have targeted drugs. They are extremely harmful to your body, if you want a physique like your's truly you will NEVER be able to reach it while using. But I believe in you, I believe you can make a change that will let you live a longer, healthier most positive life. And even if none of that is appealing to you, think of the money. Drug users can spend upwards of thousands per year, of course it depends on the severity of the addiction and what drug you're using. If it ends up being something more extreme such as coke or heroin you may be so addicted that the majority of your income could go towards it. You could be saving thousands of dollars in your lifetime that could've been used for a house, a car, a trip or anything else that you want. Their are also other unhealthy habits that H.O.G.A.N would like to target such as drinking and smoking. These are two more things terrible to your health that come at a high cost. A smoker can spend over a thousand dollars easily in a year if they smoke 3-4 times a day, another thousand in drinking. If you cut all these unhealthy habits you could save close to five thousand or more in one year. That type of money is important, in 10 years of quitting these habits you could have enough to buy most cars on the market today. At the end of the day I care about the people of Seattle, I care about your health, your relationships and I will always be there for you." The H.O.G.A.N initiative has already started and is hoping to help thousands across Seattle. By 2025 their goal is to reach out to at least half of Seattle's drug users.

25. Assists. 24. A big bag of beef jerky. 23. Pretty much nothing, 22. Hulk Hogan, always bet on yourself brother. 21. Hogan wins the Beketov with 76 assists. 20. Fire Eno.

At this point I've been doing this series for about 7 seasons. Nobody is asking for this and I'm only experiencing pain by reviewing the last picks. With that being said here is a Hogan review of the final 4 picks in the S73 draft. 65th Overall Helsinki Selects- RW Aiden Biggs This man has literally no presence on the site. No posts, no log ins since creation, no games played. Nothing. To whoever is the GM of Helsinki you made a bad choice in selecting Biggs. 66th Overall Vancouver Selects - RW Jack Smith Jack Smith has been claiming practice facility near weekly until he fell of the face of the earth on June 27th, if he ever returns this may be a good steal this late in the draft. 67th Overall Vancouver Selects- RW Frank Apples This must be the year of the bad right wingers as 3/4 final picks so far have been coming from that position. Similar to Biggs Frank apples was a waste of pick for all the same reasons. 68th Overall Riga Selects- LW Steamy Steve Finally somebody breaks the right winger curse. Steamy Steve was last seen in early June, he gets bonus points though because his profile picture is the worst quality I've ever seen. So there you have it folks. Bad picks were made this season just like they have been since I created here. I am very dissapointed their is no 69th overall pick and for that reason I am boycotting the VHL. Thanks for reading.

The only thing I remember from when I was 13 was going down this long road. It had about 6 of those bumps that made your stomach sink. I miss that road

21. I always say lose in the first round of win the cup so its fine. 22. Seattle still a top team and I put up 60+ points again. 23. Ill never like Calgary. 24. New York's just too good right now. 25. Greene, underrated guy still putting up great numbers.\ 26. Yeah, he'll score a quick 57 points.

@dasboot

@Beaviss

1. You guys should've made it so we could destroy you. 2. Always play in the playoffs. 3. Yeah, just wanted to get ANOTHER good season. 4. Berocka, he is the best. 5. I do not care Seattle will be amazing forever. 6. No, Chicago is better.

@Elijah (Fong's Son) do yousupport dogecoin?

1. I don't pay attention to you but probably the second one, thats supposed to be the hardest team. 2. The only person I know is Lincoln Tate, but I will not say him. I think Hackett is on Riga so him. 3. I was bribed 100$ to throw. 4. I dont care, Seattlemania will still run wild. 5. Yes I need to slap all team members on the ass instead of just 5. 6. I'm on pace for multiple Seattle records, that would be nice. If I can keep up a solid score sheet I could potentially hit 500 points, 1000 hits and 1000 shot blocks. I see the last 2 happening but I doubt to hit 500. One more award would be nice too and maybe that will be enough to barely scrape the bottom of a hof entry, or at least a few votes on the ballot.

these are min i made these

Oh okay, still gonna get your ass beat

Not sure what I did to get beat up but I retired fighting. If you'd like ill put you on the top of list to get beat by Tanky

Ill aply Sike gotcha

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1. Idk if you guys missed it but I hope you did. 2. Teams still hopeless. 3. Be a hofer. 4. Not with Hogan. Expansion teams suck 5. You lose. 6. Yes. 2 carb and meat