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CAL G 4 HoF

D - Jesse Wilson @Romaris

Shane Mars 4 Sophomore of the Year

Raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaandoms!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

wtf, Randoms should be training as hard as humanly possible.

Just the man I wanted to know was still around, to facilitate my future VHL permaban.

Can you please remove your one signature that has the damn photobucket watermark over it? Maybe reupload that signature to imgur or something? (it looks like this:) Can you do anything to get me unbanned on SBA? Do you agree that using an ableist slur to describe a POST of someone is worthy of a permaban on a sim league? Which "new gen" VHL member is your favourite?

Which team do you think will regret passing on you more... Riga or Seattle? Which S67 round 2 draftee do you think was most FISTED ANALLY BY A CIRCUS MONKEY by missing out on being a 1st rounder? Who do you think was the most "off the board" pick from the draft? Are you suitably prepared for the Moscow v Malmo rivalry?

Are you related to Roberto Martucci? I like your graphics.

*struggles to suppress primal negativity and ableist slurs* I respectfully agree.

Greetings VHLiens, I'm fresh off of a permanent ban from VHL affiliate, the Simulation Basketball Association (SBA). I was permanently banned for responding to a post from a Board of Director member with an ableist slur, along with a vast history of behavioural issues (one official 2 week ban and a 2.5 day discord mute in ~5 years of activity) and an accusation of driving away numerous unnamed members from their website and sim league. Of course, a lot of you may already be familiar with my permanent ban from VHL-rival hockey sim league, the SHL. I was banned from this sim league for similar vile behaviour and similar accusations of being responsible for "driving away" members with my anti-authoritative and politically incorrect online behaviour. By sheer coincidence, it seems like I run into permanent bans when my heinous behaviour gets directed towards a league commissioner, director, or head office member. I'm certain that these permanent bans are truly the result of me being a despicable human being, and definitely not the seemingly common trait shared by a fairly alarming amount of sim leaguers in "positions of authority", of an unwillingness to be questioned, or disrespected, by a lowly run-of-the-mill sim league member. Obviously this can't be the case and I've come to terms with the fact that I am indeed unfit for online social interaction. With that being said, I am using my VHL.com written article this week to announce my intention to complete the "Triple Crown" of sim league permabans, with the final and most important sim league, the VHL. It may not be today, it may not be tomorrow, but I'm fairly certain that my attitude and behaviour are just not compatible with the current politically correct social climate. I'd like to forewarn @Beketov, @Will, @Quik, @Devise and the rest of the VHL's power structure that it's very possible my disgusting, offensive, and downright abusive e-behaviour should eventually send me to the place where boubabi at. This will fulfill the prophecy and secure my legacy as the only man permanently banned from the "big 3" sim leagues. Until that time comes, I plan to be quite active on VHL since it's the only sim league I'm not permanently banned from. Thanks for reading!

also @Phil you were supposed to make TWO PICKS when you picked John Madden I'd say make your "2nd" pick (aka your '5th round' pick) whenever..... then your 6th rounder will end the draft.

F - Veran Dragomir @Poptart for 2 picks updated draft list: Phil F - Sebastian Ironside F - John Madden F - D - Shawn Glade D - G - Alexander Pepper Studentized F - Matt Thompson F - Edwin Preecncarnacion F - D - Maxim Kovalchuk D - Paolo Nano G - Kallis Kriketers Gaudette F - Juliann Borwinn F - Blake Gaudette F - D - Dan Montgomery D - Joseph Mcwolf G - Michael Johnson Romaris F - Jake Davis F - Shane Mars F - Scott Shawingan D - Samuel Gate D - Tzuyu G - Gorlab F - Podrick Cast F - Rauno Palo F - Veran Dragomir D - Ryan Kastelic D - G - Brick Wahl Poptart F - Beau Louth F - Kronos Bailey F - Ryuu Crimson D - Sidney Crosby D - G -

good second period I guess

STERLING

borwinn gonna go crazy this year y/n?

Moscow Menace, Randoms - Stopped by Kallis Kriketers @hedgehog337

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CONCETE

G - Brick Wahl @Romaris

1. The New Season is upon us what is your personal goal for this season? Jet Jaguar will be looking to improve on last season, and that means the goal is 100 points. I hope to get there. 2. Moscow looks primed to be playoff contenders. Are you willing to put down money on Moscow? I would definitely put paypal on the line for this team making the playoffs. Easy money as far as I'm concerned. 3. Is there a team you look forward to beating this season? Malmo and HC Davos Dynamo would be the two teams I really would enjoy beating. Malmo for the expansion rivalry, Davos because the franchise is garbage and their GM is a roach. 4. Early year prediction. Who wins the MVP for Moscow? Going to make an educated guess and go with Podrick Cast. I picked him in my VHL fantasy league with my first pick, so he better put in that work. 5. If there was a player in the NHL/VHL you model your play style after who is it? I'm copying the build of Sebastian Ironside. Not even sure who the user is, but he had a nice center build and is a proven performer by the looks of things. 6. What has been your greatest experience in the VHL/VHLM so far? Losing the rookie of the year trophy to some inactive scrub who really didn't have a better season at all, despite what the uninformed minds of the awards committee think.

@Higgins @sterling @Frank ya'll already know who else