duckberg32

The day this thread ends, is Doomsday for the VHL

I don't think I Laich your tone mister

Too soon

Laich a boss

Using Bash as proven is using the term lightly

4-3 Outlaws

On July 29th, 2014 my girlfriend and I were told that we were expecting a baby. This is a major turning point in my life, and the range of emotions is greater than I ever thought possible. Just wanted to share with you guys because I'm close with a few of you, and some other guys I believe have gone through this as well... so I may ask for some advice from time to time.

I would love to sign up for this. I have a lot of original ideas and I am not afraid to write an opinion piece in a positive or negative light. If you need some articles that I have written I would love to give some original material.

It has not taken long for Saskatoon's second round draft pick Gunzerker Salvador to make his mark in Season 39. In just 13 games, Salvador has helped the Wild to an 11-2 record. His 19 points have made the first defensive line for the Wild a force to be reckoned with. Second in the league in defensive points, behind line mate Mason Richardson, has pushed Salvador to improve his game even further. The two have an interesting dynamic in the locker room. While it is well known throughout the league that their teamwork as a unit is superb, there is an intense rivalry between the two off the rink, and with this rivalry comes respect. While Salvador and Richardson may not be best friends, there is undoubtedly plenty of respect between the two. Salvador: "Yeah, me and Mason have an interesting relationship. It started rough when he thought I wanted to be taken under his wing as a player, and I just wanted to be seen as an equal part of our tandem. Things got rough once in a while, and physical more than once. We learned to get along after seeing each other play after a while though. He learned that I could hold my own on defense, and I learned that he had a lot to teach me. We eventually made a bet that one of us had to win the defensive player of the year, and the loser has to tie himself to goal posts for the other one to take arget practice at. Kind of like Goldberg in Mighty Ducks, without the pads." So far the two are neck in neck in the race for points, with Richardson holding a slight lead after 13 games. Salvador holds a slight advantage in defensive stats though, and it has the race pretty close early on. The race is only heating up as the season progresses as well. As the chemistry between the two grows, expect their stats to increase. Richardson: "It dpesn't matter how we do it. My assist to his goal, or his assist to his goal; it gets the same results. We win games. That is what the goal is. Would I like an award at the end of the season? Of course I would, but it isn't something that I'm going to let hurt the team on the ice. Me and Salvador have to lead this team if we want to win the Founder's Cup this season, and I think we honestly have a chance to do it." Will the fight for defensive player of the year tear the Wild apart? Or will it give them the drive to win everything? Who do the fans think will win the Award? Will the front runner Mason Richardson come away with the trophy that may rightfully be his? Or will newcomer Gunzerker Salvador steal the thunder from under Richardson's cloud of glory? Or could some unknown dark horse sneak in and rip the trophy from the hands of the two men in a dangerous game of tug of war on the same team?

Royals Blades Lynx Wild

In light of recent lack of updates the past 2 weeks, I believe it worth mentioning that my "lack of effort" has been due to being in North Carolina, about 300+ miles from my home state of Pennsylvania. I was there without a computer and only internet ready device was my cell phone, which I used to tell my team that I was on vacation for a bit. This was not a "ducky falling off the wagon" or whatever deal may be getting brought up. I'm here for the long haul and I will be first overall in the coming Season 40 draft. So stick that in your pipes and smoke it scrubs. Gunzerker Salvador already has 19 points in 9 games and he hasn't even been updated this season yet. He will be the best defenseman to ever step on the VHL ice and no one is going to stop him.

I would so be the host of that show.

Due to complications involving my vacation, this will be starting next weekend.

You know I'm always just a skype call away bud. If you need anything at all, just ask.

Added a poll, also this will start tomorrow due to patching issues (more like I'm an idiot (THANK YOU MUFFINS))

AND TOTALLY ISN'T RIDING ON MUFFINS IDEAS!!!! Welcome everybody, to Pokemon Sirius! For those of you who aren't in the up and up on Pokemon hacks, Pokemon Sirius is a hack based on the R/S/E it is filled with some really awesome Fakemon and no dumb dialogue like most hacks are. The problem with the series (its sister game is Altair) is that until recently they have all been is done in Moonrunes (Asia typing). Some beautiful God given translator (Dr. Akimbo) they are now in English. For a start, here are the three available starters to give you an idea of the awesome Fakemon concepts. Episode 1 will be hopefully up tonight, if not then tomorrow for sure.

Ottawa 2 dum

fuck off - fuk' awf

Can we please have a pajodcast of Devise reading out this entire thread.

Can I buy Jericho nudes with salary money? We can say its part of the magazine thing and make it the cover page

Former Yukon defenseman Salvador was drafted by the Saskatoon Wild yesterday. As a parting gift from the team, teammate Don Draper took him out for a night on the town for old times sake with Munk and Birdman. Apparently the Graper slipped something in the team's drinks which led to a wild night. Salvador woke up the next morning covered in... jelly. There was a note on his nightstand that said "you've been graped." but the Graper was nowhere to be found. In response, it seems that anybody from the S39 Champion Yukon Rush (and BOOM) must go to Walmart in the near future, because Salavador has stolen all their pants. Why? Because everybody knows that you cannot grape someone if you aren't wearing any pants. But Graper cannot be found! Evidence states that he has made his way to Finland. It must be true because I am at my word requirement.

Here is my application: Article #1 Article #2 Article #3 Though all are about the same subject area, I am capable of writing other topics based on mag needs.

I have a hearing for a traffic case this afternoon to try and fight a ticket I got last month. The cop didn't give me any points but its a $170 ticket for something I didn't do. I have a clean record to date and I would like to keep it that way. The cop said I made a left turn on a red arrow off a pretty busy street. The light was definitely still yellow though. If I had done it I would just bite the bullet and be happy I didn't get any points, but this is my first ticket and it was for something I didn't even do. I guess the point of this thread is to ask anybody for any tips they have for arguing a driving ticket?

I miss Yukon guys

Nomnomnom pizza