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SON, GO TO YOUR ROOM. YOU WILL RESPECT HUSTLES

Can more than one person win the 7 million? Also, when does the promo start?

VHLM Players Union... ASSEMBLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLE

I've already done this before copycat

I... I... I'm in love...

Whether it will go away or not is really up to the patient. The best way I find to relieve anxiety is to have a hobby. When I feel anxious I usually just write, or read, or play video games until it goes away. Everybody is different, but making yourself as comfortable as possible when possible is the best way to try and keep it from happening. And no matter what, always remember to breathe.

What do you use to record?

I'm gonna amiss you guys

YUKON 2 GUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUD 2 HITS 3 SHOTS BLOCKED DEFENSE 2 GUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUD SHOTS ALL NIGHT BABY YUKON 2 DRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNK

Season forever

I bet my left nut I get drafted before you

me too! which part?

Incidentally, The Thunderdome is what I call my penis.

but i need my booze to play hockeh!!! Get it? Cause Canada?

yo homie you're from philly?

luv u higginspuff

YUKON2GUD YUKON2DRUNK

Yukon Dominates Playoffs, Salvador Changes Approach While the playoffs are supposed to be a grind and a real test of a team's true ability to face off against the top teams in the league, the Yukon Rush have made these Season 38 VHLM Playoffs a cakewalk. In seven games, they have all but swept their competition and find themselves one win away from having a perfect playoff run. After a first round bye, the Rush took on the Ottawa Lynx in the second round. The match-up was not even close. After four blow out games, the Ottawa Lynx players were left stunned and were sent packing up their lockers much earlier than they had hoped for. The Rush crushed the opposition both offensively and defensively with a combined score of 14-5 throughout the four game series. FW Bennett Wahl (left) and D Don Draper (right) may have had a little too much fun versus the Ottawa Lynx. After the convincing victory over the Lynx, the Rush had a couple days to wait while the Moscow Red Wolves and the Turku Outlaws went a full seven games to finish out their series. Some questions circulated about whether the long wait could take the Rush out of their groove. Could the victorious Turku Outlaws find a way to give the Rush a run for their money? So far it does not look like that is the case. After three games, the Yukon Rush have all but swept the Outlaws. Goaltender Brock Waldron has stood on his head this series and made the Rush skaters have a much easier time dealing with the Outlaw's stout defense. Holding an astounding 94.5% save percentage in the playoffs, Waldron has stepped up his game even more in the Finals this season. Dexter Morgan and Thomas O'Malley, two of the Outlaw's biggest threats, have given Brock a test after test these finals, but the goalie has been on his A-game and stopped almost every puck sent his way. Game Four is tonight at 7PM EST, and we will see if the Outlaws can hold out to win one game in the series. Brock Waldron has been a monster in net this playoffs, and especially in these Finals. One interesting player this playoffs has been Rush's new defenseman Salvador. While he was highly surprising during the season with his scoring ability for someone so early in their career, it has been his ability to assist his teammates without the puck that has opened people's eyes. In his seven games, Salvador only has one goal in the playoffs. What is impressive is that he has helped out with five assists. Not only has he helped out differently offensively, Salvador has stepped up his game defensively. He has tallied 16 shot blocks in seven games with 13 hits added on. His physical play the past couple weeks has really helped the team keep Waldron's vision lanes clear. Salvador has been doing everything he can to keep Waldron clear of opponents. Salvador: "Coach told us before the playoffs that he knew we had another level that we could play at. He wanted us to get physical for the next couple weeks and that doing so would guarantee another Founder's Cup for Yukon. I guess I took it to heart looking at the stat sheets."

Get the brooms ready!

Next person to say catch a fade is gonna catch a fade... FUCK IT'S CONTAGIOUS!

It's sad. You have the potential tial to be a good troll. But you're too all over the place. Pick a type of troll and stick to it.

The parallels in our experiences are astounding too. We both made the playoffs when we were wavered and while I integrated with my team, he bitched about gaining some playoff experience.

Because troll offs are fun. And I have the home field advantage

8 shots blocked in 2 weeks