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Philly Reapers Press Conference week ending Feb 18 2023
 
1. We face Saskatoon and our former agm in @Ricer13... How do we kick his ass on and off the ice?
 
2. What is your favourite 2 topping pizza? Describe the flavor as well for us!
 
3. Jins haven't been earning enough TPE yet. How can we get them firing on all cylinders?
 
4. Do we think Lovstrom can go on a heater?
 
5. What do we need to do in order to have playoff success?
 
6. Who has been your in season MVP and why?

The only reason I say this is primarily, I will eventually go inactive. Likely due to IRL reasons. I've been there where I drafted a guy first overall and then he went IA on my ass in like 20 mins (@Zetterberg) however I forgive thee. Point is, I don't want to be that guy. I don't want the pressure of a top pick to loom on me. I don't want to be the main guy on the roster. I just wanna chill and have fun and update when I want and when I can. Between having a child and tending to my wife, I really won't care about the VHL nor should I. Draft me, plan my player out and use him to win if you can if not, use him to tank I suppose? Point is, I don't really give a shit. Just don't waste a high pick on this guy cause I'm warning you now, he's gonna be a shitty earning player
 
And if you're the GM who drafts me in the first round, I'm sorry lmao. You're a dumbass. Read this shit, I warned you fam. I'm going to be a disappointment. The rest of my build is probably going to be 99 Leadership if it was up to me.

Philly Reapers Press Conference week ending Feb 18 2023
 
1. We face Saskatoon and our former agm in @Ricer13... How do we kick his ass on and off the ice?
 
2. What is your favourite 2 topping pizza? Describe the flavor as well for us!
 
3. Jins haven't been earning enough TPE yet. How can we get them firing on all cylinders?
 
4. Do we think Lovstrom can go on a heater?
 
5. What do we need to do in order to have playoff success?
 
6. Who has been your in season MVP and why?

The only reason I say this is primarily, I will eventually go inactive. Likely due to IRL reasons. I've been there where I drafted a guy first overall and then he went IA on my ass in like 20 mins (@Zetterberg) however I forgive thee. Point is, I don't want to be that guy. I don't want the pressure of a top pick to loom on me. I don't want to be the main guy on the roster. I just wanna chill and have fun and update when I want and when I can. Between having a child and tending to my wife, I really won't care about the VHL nor should I. Draft me, plan my player out and use him to win if you can if not, use him to tank I suppose? Point is, I don't really give a shit. Just don't waste a high pick on this guy cause I'm warning you now, he's gonna be a shitty earning player
 
And if you're the GM who drafts me in the first round, I'm sorry lmao. You're a dumbass. Read this shit, I warned you fam. I'm going to be a disappointment. The rest of my build is probably going to be 99 Leadership if it was up to me.

The only reason I say this is primarily, I will eventually go inactive. Likely due to IRL reasons. I've been there where I drafted a guy first overall and then he went IA on my ass in like 20 mins (@Zetterberg) however I forgive thee. Point is, I don't want to be that guy. I don't want the pressure of a top pick to loom on me. I don't want to be the main guy on the roster. I just wanna chill and have fun and update when I want and when I can. Between having a child and tending to my wife, I really won't care about the VHL nor should I. Draft me, plan my player out and use him to win if you can if not, use him to tank I suppose? Point is, I don't really give a shit. Just don't waste a high pick on this guy cause I'm warning you now, he's gonna be a shitty earning player
 
And if you're the GM who drafts me in the first round, I'm sorry lmao. You're a dumbass. Read this shit, I warned you fam. I'm going to be a disappointment. The rest of my build is probably going to be 99 Leadership if it was up to me.

They’ll probably reveal some of it, but listen, I spent more time on my scouting report than I did my bio because I had a vision for it. I spent probably two hours going over it and I was still editing it after I posted it. 
 
I was excited to be back. I want to believe the updaters are sincere because I like a lot of them, and I do trust their integrity. However, what can I do with 97%? I would have to galaxy brain my PTs to make sure I don’t do a good job. No thank you.
 
Also, Fong is straight up lying and is taking an opportunity to take a shot at me. First chance he had, he took it. That’s an angry person at their core. No ifs ands or buts about it. He can say what he wants to say, but I see who he is, and so have many who have left this league. Maybe one day the people upstairs will finally do something about it. 

I know you're joking, but I'm curious to see what people get if they take the text and run it through an AI detection tool of their choosing.

shut up

as a totally active and well-respected member of the VHL, I say this is not AI. Free my guy Tate, he did nothing wrong

Another week closer to the playoffs and another week of Around the League in 500 words (or so).  Want to chat about the Philly Reapers  and Vancouver’s future, which is super bright.  
 
ITS SUNNY IN PHILLY
I was dinking around in the forum and looking at VHLM stats.  I wasn’t shocked to see the Philadelphia Reapers to be doing well but had no idea they would be the first club to 100 points. At 48-12-4 they are leaps and bounds ahead of the other clubs and have scored 247 goals already in 64 games. 
 
I’ll start with their goaltending which has been superb.  Jorgen Lovstrom @Pifferfish has been lights out with a 42-6-4 record.  A 2.33 GAA and 2 shutouts he stopped 1531 shots this season and never seems to take a night off. 
 
On the scoring front they are led by Yermolai Nabokov @fonziGG has 42-52=94 pts and added 105 hits.  I expect YN to be deadly come playoff time and a high draft pick in the E and VHL.  
 
After YN, they have Taylor Swift @lilchrist 31-47=78pts, Walter Jinn @Adrest245 30-42=72pts, Xiver Jinn @inflastud 24-27=51pts, and beaubeau primetime @Bobo26-40=66pts. 
 
On defense, Enn Jinn @jhatty8 is the ultimate quarterback on the back end.  AT 602 250 he can move opponents easily and has soft hands as well notching 19 goals 58 assists for 77pts.  7 power play goals as well he will be pivotal come playoff time.  
 
Rounding out the rest of the defense is another Jinn, Magni Jinn @DontCallMeCarson 12-56-68 and Pinn Jinn @Eagle Eye 11-34-45pts. 
 
@Lemorse7 has done a great job two years in a row putting together championship caliber teams.  Best of luck!
 
VANCOUVER’S PACK LOOKS DEADLY
Vancouver is known for its winning ways and based on their prospect pool they don’t want to wait long.  The last draft showed the Wolves pick a bevy of first rounders that all are set to arrive next season.  Add them to the list of young talent they currently have with players like Liv Slater @Subject056who is knocking on the goals scored in a season by defense record and goalie Dalkr Vidarsson @KaleebtheMighty who has 5 shutouts this season and faced 2300 shots on a rebuilding team the future is looking good.
 
Let’s take a look in a few of the prospects set to make the club:
 
Riley Martin @Smarch(Stockholm) RW-  RM arrived in Stockholm with a point to prove after being stuck on a dismal club in the VHLM.  86 points in 66 games he’s currently #2 in overall scoring.  He hits, passes, and scores.  Not sure what else you can ask of him and he will continue to be dangerous in the VHL. 
 
Guntis Gavilrovs @Girts(Stockholm) D- This Behemoth of a dman stands 608 250 which makes him the Jack Reacher of the VHLE right now.  And like Reacher he plays the game with a big bag of knuckles, leading the league in PIMs 180 and hits 275.  However, don’t let his size and grit make you think he’s not offensively skilled.  He’s racked up 31 goals this season and 55 assists (86).  He’s currently #8 in overall scoring. 
 
Logan Ninefingers (Bratislava/Oslo) RW- Logan started his season off with the re-building Oslo Storm and was traded to 2nd place Bratislava at the TDL.  Ninefingers currently sits #9 in overall scoring with 71 points (30g-41a) and has 98 PIM (#4) and 209 hits (#2). 
 
Vlad Von Carstein @Dom(Bratislava) D- The #6 overall pick in last year’s draft here is another giant of a human.  608 240 its exciting and scary think what a Guntis and VVC defensive pairing looks like. VVC has been deadly this season at almost a point of game pace.  13g (7 on PP) 51a for 64 points.  156 blocked shots show he does the little things for his team to win each night. 
 
It’s entirely possible that Bratislava will face Stockholm in the playoffs so these future teammates will be at odds for just a bit longer.  But all 4 are hungry to become Wolves and show their GM @Frank that he was wise to choose this group of animals.  
 
 
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I’m just glad you’re back buddy!

So, I decided to come back and recreate for a number of reasons. I’ve debated whether or not to cover my thoughts on a podcast, but I am not sure yet when/if I’ll do one. I’m sure at some point it will happen, but I’ve gotten into trying to work on graphics, so this is a good way for me to practice and get better at it.
 
I saw the recent article Gustav wrote about how defense is not a high need and we’ve got a chance to fall in the draft. That is something I don’t mind as it’s always better to have intrigue heading into the draft rather than knowing already where everyone is going to land. I decided to go with defense on a whim and didn’t bother to scout the league on what position(s) were needed. I prefer the position overall and feel as though it will be a good fit for me, so time will tell if the league feels the same way. 😊

Fart Vandelay

1. Not everybody is cut out to be a Philadelphia Reaper
2. Hard to say, I tend to go back and forth depending on what mood I'm in.
3. Two words - Maple Dogwood.  Do I deserve it? Who's to really say.
4. 19 Lovstroms, give or take.
5. Coffee and toast.  Enough caffeine to start the day and not something super heavy.
6. CHAMPIONS OF THE WORLD

Not even been 20 seasons and my brain is already fried

I am somehow maintaining my extreme activity by writing this. I have a feeling, it's just been a fun time for me to be back in the league so in a weird way, this is a pleasure to write. As you guys know, my current player Yermolai Nabakov, is in the VHLM so I'll be focusing on the VHLM all-stars this season. I hate to say it but the VHLE seems boring as I see 0 coverage for them. However, that's just an observation and maybe I'm just entirely wrong. Anyways, we should probably get to it right?
 
VHLM All-Star First Team
 Left Wing - Forum Content @frescoelmo
29G/52A/81P +16 
Forum Content has been blazing heat this season in Saskatoon and it's no surprise he would be. The frescoelmo agency has always popped out certified bangers of players and Forum Content is nothing short but that. He's been leading the points total all season long until just recently but it would be a surprise to nobody if he stepped into another gear and jumped into another level. We're excited to see where Forum Content can go in the draft as well as he's such an impressive prospect and we expect him to be the in the top 5 picks.
 
 Center - Antonia Bucatini @CowboyinAmerica
29G/30A/59P  -22
Antonia Bucatini could be one of the most impressive players in the VHLM and the statistics aren't even supporting her. Antonia is another lottery pick in the upcoming VHL draft, in my opinion. Coming out of the CowboyinAmerica agency who also has been a well known commodity in the space, we can expect Antonia to explode when it comes time to head to the VHL/E. She's built to be a perennial top line center and is already somewhat showing it in the VHLM. She really can do almost everything possible. She already leads the league in face-offs won as well, which is a huge + for any team in the VHL.
 
 Right Wing - Yermolai Nabokov @fonziGG
37G/46A/83P +28 
The surprise of the season, honestly. Nobody expected a player out of fonziGG's agency to really come out of the gates in the VHLM and strong arm. Actually, to be fair, their players tend to flop in the VHL but never the VHLM or VHLE. However, after seeing how Yermolai has been playing, we might see a useful player in there. They're big at 6'8" and extremely strong. Yermolai has been the engine of the Philadelphia Reapers this season and has even heard the coaching staff say he has captaincy material at higher levels. He wants to win and has been pushing his teammates to lead the way as well which is an intangible prospects don't usually have. Due to the agency of this player, we could see him drop out of the top 5. In fact, we could also see him drop out of the first round.
 
 Defenseman - Bric Sheithaus @Oldhead91
14G/58A/72P +19
Bric Sheithaus is from a newer agency in Oldhead91. What is most exciting about him is his ability to get down and block shots, leads the league in hits and is an intangible as a player. While they have been drafted to the VHL (Riiga) 3 seasons ago, it's no surprise he's been an all-star that has been included in this list. We hope to see more out of Bric and would love to see him at the VHL level.
 
 Defenseman - Enn Jinn @jhatty8
19G/52A/71P 78 Hits
Lets just say, bro is cooking for a defender. 68 points is no feat and from the jhatty8 agency, we can expect only a great role player for the VHL. While they need some support, that doesn't mean that they won't turn out. I have tons of faith in this agency to get all cylinders firing and will be a huge contributor in the VHL pretty soon. 78 hits is also a great contribution on the defensive side. Lets hype out Enn Jinn cause he's going to be a legend.
 
 Starting Goalie - Jorgen Lovstrom @Pifferfish
.920 SV% || 2.31 GAA || 35W/4L/3 OTL
Lovestrom has to be the best goalie in the VHL at the moment. There is a reason Philadelphia is leading the league and while Nabokov and Enn Jinn are huge parts of that, I'd argue Lovstrom is the largest piece to the pie. Lovstrom is 1st in SV% and GAA with goalies who has played more than 20 games and is tied for 1st with SO's with 2. What makes it impressive is that he's faced the 5th most shots. Also he's got 5 assists so you know he's a certified banger of a pick for any team looking for a goalie for this statistic alone.
 
Thats my all star team currently. I know there's barely any Las Vegas Aces representation but I find that their most impressive player has to be Bric Shithaus and unfortunately I don't think their top players beat out players like Bucatini, Nabokov and Content. Maybe Hugo Boss? But he doesn't beat out Lovstrom either. I'm sorry but yeah LVA isn't so impressive and if there's a huge influx of recruits soon, we could see them shedding some IA bums for players who are earning heavy TPE (considering the VHLM is about development not winning right guys?)
 
Last but not least, I just want to say thank you to the community. A lot of you have been supportive of me coming back knowing I'll probably drop off into IA world again soon. Ya'll have been cool, especially the Philly family which gives a huge shoutout to @Lemorse7 as a GM. Can't wait to see what we do at TDL and I hope it's something BIG. Huge. Massive. All of the above. I want to see Philly go deep this season, mainly because I've never done well in the VHLM as a player (unless I'm misremembering so my bad). I'd like to notch a win title win which I think we have a surprising amount of availability to do this season. Ultimately, this is a developmental league so, lets all develop and I can't wait to see us kick off in the VHL together.
 
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claiming for Feb 4 ✅
claiming for Feb 11 ✅
 

Not even been 20 seasons and my brain is already fried

Not even been 20 seasons and my brain is already fried

Foh that shit is mine

Oh shiiit

If San Diego could get their act back together Devote would be on this list...