Dilly Dilly

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1. Stayed home and drank Bud Light. Didn’t pay much attention to who was drafted. 2. I’ve heard that we’re looking like the “super power” this season. Like I said I didn’t watch the draft so I won’t know until training camp starts. 3. I expect to go further in the playoffs this season. Preferably win it all. 4. 97 points last season, I want 100. 5. Drank Bud Light. 6. Either pour shitty beers like Coors and Miller on everything so it’s sticky or just pour some liquid ass in the stalls. Always gets the job done.

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1) With less than 25 games to go in the season, the Reapers seem like a lock for the playoffs. Are you going to change your game in preparation for the playoffs? Maybe play a little more cautious? We're still fighting for positioning in the playoffs so I don't intend to let off the gas too much. 2) The Reapers have really beaten down Houston in the last couple of games. We’re 5-0 with a total score of 24-8. Why do we perform so well against last season’s champions? They suck I guess. Maybe it's because they have one player that can actually do anything worth a mention. 3) Philadelphia features a league high 9 players with 30 or more points. Why do you think the team’s scoring is distributed through so many players? We have so many players that can make a difference. 4) The team’s dietitians keep a pretty strict regimen. What food do you hate, but you still eat because you know it helps your body? I drink Bud Light but that's about it. 5) You get to pick a song that plays whenever you score a goal. What song is your goal song? Bud Light theme song. 6) What was your first word? Are you proud or ashamed of it being your first word? Why? Light. Very proud. Bud Light > Bud Light Platinum.

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My face when exams hit harder than my 6'3" player does... I have been a bit busy with exams and whatnot so I have not been on to claim TPE and I hope that hasn't hurt my team too badly. Ideally I would like to claim every week and have inspiration to do more than just claim welfare. What sucks is that as soon as I open photoshop or start typing a media spot I run out of words after maybe a few sentences. This is also one of the reasons why I haven't done a biography yet. Seems damn near impossible since I just don't have the drive. To say the least, I probably won't play a single game in the VHL after I cap out this season if I can even do that. I find it a little ironic that I wrote a satirical article on how my player wasn't getting enough ice time but go inactive less than a week later. Shows my commitment to this website I guess. Hope you have a great day.

It is rumored that Bud Knight is complaining about his playing time. So far this season, Bud Knight leads his team with 12 goals and 30 points. Despite what looks like a hot start for the Reapers, on paper they don't compare at all to the top three teams in Saskatoon, Mexico City and Mississauga. In a press conference after an embarrassing 5-1 loss to the Hounds, Bud Knight shared his criticism for his team's play and had a bit to say to management. "I'm happy I got a point and all, but I'm not worried about scoring like that anymore. I want to win now. I think Philly can do it too. We need a top line center and defenseman. Doesn't even matter if we get a true center, there are guys like Chett Bandy who practically score goals at will that we could pick up for our first line. If we aren't going to do that, Girry and I should be playing at least thirty minutes a game. There's a reason we're playing so well, and it's because we're the best players on this team. We deserve more ice." Clearly Bud Knight shows some concern for his team's effort, and we'll keep you informed if and when something is done about this.

1) The season has started. How does it feel to be back on the ice? Feels great. Happy to be back for sure. 2) What did you miss most about playing hockey? Probably setting up my teammates. 3) The Reapers are off to an ok start, going 4-4 in their first 8 games. What are your thoughts on the start of the season? I really want to win the cup this season. If we can't get this going... well you probably know what I want to say. This is likely my last season before I retire from hockey. 4) The Reapers have added multiple players in the last week, they traded for Kim Jon Un, and signed Adil Mahmood and Connor SandBurg. How important are the new players to the team? They're going to be fantastic for us. I think our team is going to look pretty good later on. 5) You made a bad deal with the wrong Reaper and now have to lost an appendage. What part of your body are you losing? Why? Small toe on my left foot since I"m right-footed. 6) The Reaper Fan Club threw a crazy welcoming party for our team. What was the craziest thing you saw happen at the party? There wasn't any Bud Light. I find that quite offensive.

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1) The draft is this week. Are you excited? I missed it, but I'm always looking forward to see who goes where. 2) Describe the outfit you’ll be wearing to the draft. If I was there I would be wearing my blue plate armor, of course. 3) If you could create a new franchise, where would you put them? How come? Somewhere in Ireland because that's where my dad's grandparents are from. 4) Describe the first goal you ever scored. It was surprising, seeing as I'm a playmaker. It was a while ago so I don't remember it exactly as it happened, but it was a rebound goal in the crease. 5) Check your pockets. Choose 1 item. Why is it in your pocket? How did it get there? Car keys. So I can drive my car. I bought a car so I could drive it and they gave me keys so I put them in my pocket. 6) What is your favorite smell? Why? Probably a nice filet mignon.

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While very few of you actually know who I am or that I even existed. I'd like to apologize to those that I have possibly let down, especially the Philadelphia Reapers team that ever so slightly missed out on the playoffs. For the New York Americans, who decided to draft me 53rd overall, I'm glad you didn't waste an earlier pick. What most of you don't know is that Zepheter is my brother, and he tried his hardest to keep me active here. We both took a break to start playing hockey around the beginning of summer. While he came back, a very close friend of mine passed away, which made it difficult for me to return. I'd rather not go into the specifics, as it is very personal to me. This is a shitty position because of all that happened throughout the duration of my inactivity. I missed out on a lot of major tasks such as theme week and other offseason point tasks that would've potentially helped boost my rating quite a bit. I'm looking forward to playing my last season with the Reapers and if I can muster the motivation to stay active, continue my career with New York. Hope to see many of you in the future.

1. The Reapers have a tough end to the schedule, playing multiple games against top ranked opponents with only a couple of easier games against cellar-dwelling teams. Can the team survive this gauntlet and make the playoffs? Of course. We've been playing well recently. 2. Do you prepare differently for games against tough teams compared to games against easier teams? Nope. Bud Light pre-game. 3. G - Isak Sjostrom earned his first shutout in a 6-0 win against Ottawa. How important was that for him and the team? It builds his confidence and frankly he earned a pack of Bud Light. 4. The Reapers have only had a few fights this year. In fact, LW - Ben McGirr has the most fights with 2. Why do you think that is? Is that a good thing or a bad thing? Only need a couple fights to get the boys buzzing. It's probably better that he's on the ice so he can contribute there though. 5. Say you’re hosting a video game tournament for the team. What game are you picking, how come? Chel because I like hockey. 6. What snacks would you provide for the tournament? Bud Light.

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