Frank

Need @Grape to chime in before I decide if it's an overpay or an underpay or a fair trade or if both GM's should be banned.

I meant top GM trophy.

@McLovin is coming for your trophy @Knight.

This jersey retirement is sponsored by your city jail. The Vancouver Wolves announced today the jersey retirement of Liv Slater @Subject056 at our home opener versus the Chicago Phoenix in Season 98. Vancouver acquired Liv from Chicago during the Season 89 off-season, she was coming off a strong rookie performance for the rebuilding Chicago Phoenix. Slater came to Vancouver with the promise of being the next star defender as Pierre Emile Bouchard neared retirement. She had a modest start in Vancouver playing behind some future hall of famers. In her first season Liv put up 44 points and Wolves made the playoffs. Shortly after Vancouver lost then goalie Brandt Fuhr to retirement, so the GM decided to enter a rebuild. Slater proving her loyalty to the franchise would stick through the rebuild and help the Wolves enter contention once again. Her best season was Season 92 where she put up a whopping 36 goas, which is still the highest goal total of any defender in the hybrid era (S83 to present). She would go on to take home all three defender awards (Valiq, Wylde and Labatte), despite Vancouver missing the playoffs. The Wolves would return to relevancy again in Season 94 and Liv Slater would ultimately help them win the Continental Cup in Season 96. Slater was what Vancouver Wolves should strive to be on and off the ice. Her name will be synonymous with the Wolves for generations to come as one of, if not the greatest female defender in VHL history. We also believe she'll get the call to the hall of fame in the future, the sooner the better. Vancouver Wolves Regular Season Career Stats: Player GP G A P +/- PIM HIT SHT SB GWG Liv Slater 504 179 344 523 31 730 1263 2331 929 24 Career Accolades: 96 VAN Continental Cup 92 VAN Alexander Valiq Trophy 92 VAN Jake Wylde Trophy 92 VAN Sterling Labatte Trophy 88 OSL Renaissance Cup

I propose two different options with this change. Remove the salary cap with a luxury tax and send the GM's a tab at the end of each season if they go over. Every 2 million over the luxury tax is a forced $50 donation and a spanking by @JardyB10. Or allow retained salary up to 50% in transactions allowing teams to really go all in with a reduced cap. Also allow third party retained salary so rebuilding teams have an incentive to get a pick for taking on salary like in the NHL.

@v.2 congrats. I called it!

Photoshop.

I did this.

@McLovin @Devise

It's okay I'm fine with sucking we can't all get 6 tpe every time.

Wow I suck.

This trade needs more draft picks and comments.

@Scurvy

Relatable.