1. We rule in black market dealings, you know, being the Cartel and all.
2. Scoring, defense and puck handling. Sure helps manage the game better WHEN YOU CAN DO THINGS WITH THE PUCK.
3. Its a logo. I'm forced to wear that sweater with logo, even if it looked like a giant turd, or Taylor Swifts face.
4. I let the younger guys on the team deal with that kind of thing.
5. Being from Canada and all, I'm perfectly bilingual. Alors, mange la marde maudit caliss... bet you dont know what that means ehh?
6. We and the guys should take him to a Tool concert with some shrooms in tow. Taylor Swift sure wont be there.