dylanjj37

just discovered the marlins already have a gm dont know why @Mysterious_Fish didnt say anything earlier!

"I heard from my sources that captain Andrew Skilton is leading some kind of cult in Halifax. He and his cult are planning a mutiny to replace Lexie Leitner with the Marauders AGM." - Marlins GM

expendable???? i thought we were putting in the best of the best!

which sharks do you want to put in? obviously sj sharkie but id like to put a vote in for filip zadina too.

they are too busy sorting out @dogwoodmaple to worry about what the rest of us are doing. it will be fine!

thanks, can we get one from the away teams locker room too but with sharks in?

where will the pond be?

thanks lucy! but what do you mean repairs????

@Thundermust be taken down

hi @Mysterious_Fish no refunds

i said you could have membership in exchange for a good article about john season. this is about marlins gm.

1. marlins gm doesnt know any of the players you listed 2. marlins agm is not worried about marlins gm and in fact was recently given a pay rise by marlins gm 3. you keep mentioning everyone going to the juan ceson zoo. the zoo is not in every single city in the world. this is very unreasonable. 4. they do not have lifetime membership passes to the zoo 5. neither do you 6. you also dont have a pass to the juan ceson fan club

Player Information Username: dylanjj37 Player Name: Marlins GM Recruited From: Member (MexicanCow) Age: 47 Position: D Height: 80 in. Weight: 250 lbs. Birthplace: Faroe Islands Player Page @VHLM GM

john season doesnt have that long to wait

not enough mention of john season in this article

wow thank you! glad i beat @ace_five_

applied (jk i dont want to fill that last guys shoes, would be way too hard to be as good as him)

also he doesnt change colour hes a real pony

this is totally untrue ivan zampony (named after @eagle_3450) is las vegas's zamboni driver and he does not live in a zoo. if any team is going to be rebranded after their zamboni driver it should be the leafs not las vegas

john season has always been suspicious of @dogwoodmaple and will be happy to assist the investigators with any and all inquiries

1. i have enjoyed playing under our new gm lucyxpher 2. dogwood, our hero dogwood, dog-saver dogwood. lets talk about someone else for once! 3. everyone is our biggest rival. this is a competition 4. i refuse to answer this question. you should already have this in your notes! 5. i did not pay attention to any of these but i saw max verstappen didnt win a gp which is crazy 6. at home. i cant be bothered to celebrate anything.

Is Dogwood a dog?

1. i cant wait to play with john season. he is so amazing. 100% should be captain. 2. no im not really bothered about winning awards 3. i never listen to any embarrassing songs. you shouldnt be embarrassed about what you like listening to. 4. i want to be the very best, like no one ever was. 5. my player has no weaknesses. see above re: being the very best. 6. of course, we meet all the criteria to win

1. my performance has been truly outstanding. could never have imagined how great id be 2. ive enjoyed playing hockey which is good because its my job 3. totally confident 4. no 5. nobody will win the cups and the playoffs will be cancelled 6. i heard the coyotes won a game

the snack should absolutely come first