philthethrill81

Hopefully you aren't American and paying thousands of dollars on top of your pain and anguish.

We come here today to Saskatoon, Saskatchewan for the 1st annual segway race brought to you by our sponsors the Saskatoon Wild. We have 5 drivers here tonight, and 2 laps to complete to win the grand prize of $10,000! First, coming in from Milwaukee... Joe Lahu! In the number two car, from Edmonton Alberta... Jarome Iginla! Jarome is a member of the Saskatoon Wild, and it's great to see the local team getting involved with the community. In the number three car... Mason Richardson! Another Saskatoon Wild member! In the number four car... Rami Jakobssen! THREE SASKATOON WILD MEMBERS?!?! ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!?! In the number five car... Jody 3 Moons! Oh. He's not from Saskatoon. Bummer.
 
We start off the race now, in comes Jarome Iginla, he is in with speed, he turns the first corner very sharply and he is sent off of his segway! Jarome is now in last place! Mason Richardson overtakes first place, he comes in with great agility down the lane, he turns the first corner and he makes it! Richardson turns around and gives the crowd a Johnny Manziel gesture! Fans boo Richardson and he goes around the third turn. A fan has thrown something onto the track! It hits Mason Richardson and he goes down! Rami Jakobssen comes into the first position now, he crosses the starting line, and he is on his final lap! Jarome Iginla has recovered and he is right behind Jakobssen! Jakobssen swerves in the lane trying to prohibit Iginla from passing, now on the third turn, Iginla and Jakobssen lap a drunken Richardson awaiting the tow truck to pick him up! To the finish line... IGINLA AND JAKOBSSEN... IGINLA TURNS INTO JAKOBSSEN AND THEY GO CRASHING INTO THE BARRIER AND JOE LAHU HAS WON THE $10,000 CASH PRIZE!
 
Here are the results:
 
1. Joe Lahu - 2:34.98
2. Jarome Iginla - 3:13.84
3. Rami Jakobssen - 3:14.10
4. Jody 3 Moons - Did Not Start
5. Mason Richardson - Arrested for DUI

105 tpe!

Out of curiosity, if 10 members wanted longer careers, would it still be a relevant number or not?

I don't know which members hold the most weight, but not too long ago I know myself and Green were for it, and now a Green is being cited as a reason to push hard for relocation.

Btw, I'm not strongly for or against either issue, but moving Vasteras doesn't fix the problem. Boubabi has to fix the problem, which is poor team management and some bad luck. Moving them is a band aid.

Has anyone demanded out? Refused to play for them? Go see the Pioneers in the SBA, had two top players refuse to play there, trash the team, etc. people called for firing the GM, changing the team, etc. then they drafted two players, one being myself, and the image and future is already leaps and bounds more positive.

Vasteras needs more than a new location. A new location doesn't give them great players and great management, and if people refuse to play for them (or any team), then those people are shitty and I wouldn't want them on my team anyway.

I never did my VHL training camp so now at 98 TPE with another 5-6 from MS so I will hit 100!

I agree with Ninetyfour on this one...Things like that emoji play a part in all this too..the league itself is endorsing a hatred towards vasteras. When I joined it didn't take long for me to realize that most people hated vasteras (and kesler), its almost like we bring our new members up to hate them. So obviously seeing a team getting singled out all the time might deter members, especially new ones, from ever wanting to play there. Its just not fair imo.

But unfortunately I think its too far gone to change anyones attitude now.

Leave Cologne out of this. I would have happily stayed there with Boomchenko but was traded. I liked it there.

If I get 6/6 on MS + something good on Pick'em and predict the score. That's 10 in total so 98, should hit 100 by next week

I'd go to Vasteras, but unfortunately I am stuck in a bigger shit hole right now. 

Great job peeps. I like the neck to neck race for the Wild and Blades.

ya sure i do it

What is this 15-20 tpe bonus you speak of?
 
just hit 49 btw in my updates, should be over 65 by the end of the week when I do the rook profile.

Big win against the Storm! Were only 1 point back of them now.

Yeah you'll get plenty of points.
 
As will me and Richardson WOOOOOOOOOO

Up to 58 TPE right now, still need one of my MS, Bio and Rookie Profile to be graded. So a total of 24 TPE left for me to claim

39 of 52 draftees have more than 0 TPE (will be 40 after Eti Yoman's update is fixed).

Must say, really impressive work by Slobo and Kendrick with Saskatoon this season. Lots of updates, lots of new members, and LR activity, a model VHLM franchise right there.

Only the strongest Hunters survive.

These are awesome! I love this team. :D

Passed 100 TPE.

Looks great! Thanks Kendrick! I'll put it on in a bit.
 

Don't need to PT to be a star. 
 

WOO! I'm not green anymore
 
Time to post four weeks of updates... GOAT Captain right here.

Nice wins boys, hopefully after an update I can help us out with some points. Excited to be part of 2 wins with my new team!