Harumpf

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Great player, even better teammate. Respect.

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Good work Ahma! Nice start!

I would probably run Harumpf and AIM as centers on each line instead of using a computer player. Harumpf line 1 & 3, AIM line 2 & 4. Should work out fine.

Same thing with King Czar, maybe get him in line 3 D over the computer player so he's 1 and 3. Just an idea if you want to try something, but if you're winning stick with it!

valmount, Mcjustice, Komorov

+5 Skating, +5 Passing

Harumpf is returning to Davos! No idea what the team looks like this season or who is our interim GM right now, but would rather help you guys out that some other team. Use me, trade me, do what you will. Harumpf's last season.

On 1/4/2016 at 1:22 AM, Ahma said:

S47: $5 000 000

@Harumpf

Harumpf Accepts!

On 12/13/2015 at 0:12 AM, Gooningitup said:

Sorry for my absence everyone. My wife passed away Tuesday. Things have not been very good for me right now. Lots of stuff going on haven't even had time to check the site 

My heart goes out to you. I'm so sorry to hear that, stay strong and god bless.

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This thread is killing me.

Harumpf cannot get enough of the boob gif thread.

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Thanks man, much appreciated

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Hey can someone please post the link to last seasons Prediction point claim. Also how much Experience we earned from last season. -thanks

We're here with Oskars Harumpf to ask him about his game this season:

"Yeah it's been a pretty decent season for me so far and the team is playing well. I've got around 25 points and am feeling good. I've been trying to hit more this season also, which is something that I did not do as much of last season as I had in years past. So it feels good to throw my weight around again. I have a lot of weight for my size so I try and use it to my advantage. Usually people don't expect me to be so strong so I normally knock them on their ass, it's fun. I think I should continue to play well and Davos has a great chance to win the cup again. I think we have what it takes to be the champs and if we get a little but of luck in the playoffs or make a key trade for another scoring winger for me, we should be able to win it all. I will be a fun season."

Harumpf Waves to the crowd after scoring a goal recently.

It's been a while since we've heard from everyone's favorite 5'5" 250 pound playmaking superstar Oskars Harumpf. Apparently he was trying his hand at graphics, but that did not go so well. It was fun and some people had a few laughs, but this week we get back to what put Harumpf on the map, writing about Harumpf!

After putting up 76 points last season and falling to his former team Helsinki in the 2nd round of the playoffs, Harumpf has returned to Davos for his second to last season. He had debated testing free agency for S46, but the timing was just not right, so he will once again try and help Davos win the cup. Next season, Harumpf's last season (apparently) or so he's been told, there is a good chance he may test the free agency waters, but that remains to be seen at this point. For now Harumpf's focus remains on winning the cup with Davos and setting up his linemates for goals.

Harumpf is still getting it done on the scoresheet this season, despite the powers that be removing some of his skills. You see, Harumpf is so skilled that "The Man" must try and keep him down or else he would just go on to be the best player in the league. Anyway, Harumpf has put up 25 points in 26 games this season. 10 goals and 15 assists, which is right on pace for his usual 70+ point season. He also has 10 points on the powerplay and his physical game is back as he has 71 hits. He's playing solid hockey for Davos once again, but has been moved down to the 2nd line with the arrival of Bismarck Konenig. That's cool with Harumpf, Biz is a great player and really helps the team out with his offensive game. The Dynamo look a little different this year after the departure of James Faraday, but the team is still winning and has a great chance to win the cup. Harumpf was a little disappointed his old friend Faraday did not stick around but he understands his reasonings and wishes him luck wherever the heck he is playing now.

Harumpf's game may not be what it was back when he had 99 skating, 99 puck handling and 95 passing/defense, but it's still pretty solid and he is as always a prime time performer. He steps up his game when he needs to and still puts up the occasional Harumpfing. We may never see Harumpf break 100 points or get 100 assists now that he is regressing over the last couple seasons, but there's no question Harumpf can still play the game and play it at a high level. It will be enjoyable to watch Harumpf showcase his skills this season in Davos and who know what will happen in his final season, S47, or maybe it's S48, tbh we can't really understand the rules here, but it will be fun to see what happens with Harumpf when it's all said and done. One this is for sure, Jody 3Moons will never be as good as him.

500 something

Thank god we got this guy back on the team!

Harumpf Approves!

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Hey I was away sat-sat this past week, sorry I missed camp, had no idea the season would be starting so quickly. I'll get back on the horse next week.

Faraday, get back with your boy Harumpf, 1 more season, we both know you need me

If these photos happen to include attractive Finnish women, that would also be enjoyable.

17. Valmount